11-11-11: A Magical Day for Smartass Radio
We don’t have much to be proud of at smartassradio.com: we have a horrendously designed site, no motivation to update it, and I’ve done nothing but lose money over the course of it’s lifetime on the Internet. Most disappointingly, no one looks at smartassradio.com. But today we finally have some site statistics that make me smile. Is my SEO work paying off? No. Did I finally get that long lost AdSense check? Nope. Are more people listening to the podcast? A resounding ‘fuck no’. Nay, today isn’t about accomplishing goals. It’s about the absurd search terms that brought a handful of people to the site this morning.
Behold:
This is a list of search terms that brought people to the site today.
best looking pussy – 4 views
fighting irish – 3 views
carmen electra no clothes – 2 views
best looking vagina – 2 views
urkel – 2 views
egyptian girls – 2 views
cheddar – 2 views
fighting – 2 views
irish – 2 views
That’s a hell of a list.
02/28/2012
EXCUSE ME HELLO?? I just want to say that i am VERY proud of this website. Well, first off that list is fucking hilarious. You should be honored that your website comes up when desperate people around the world are searching the internet for the ‘best looking’ pussy OR vagina are directed here. Now, I realize that i am like 4 months late in even replying to this post but i hope that i can still inspire some new motivation to keep this shit going becuase I for one love this website and think you guys are hysterical. OKay maybe i wasn’t the most loyal fan when it comes to listening to the weekly podcast all these years…or commenting steadily, but i can tell you that i love the fact that when i do remember to check in here i always find plenty of hilarious shit about random topics by two of my funniest favorite blog writers. I vote for a second wind. Maybe one new idea can spark a whole wave of new smartassradio enthusiasm and bring it to that next level!! I see the potential and I am on your guys side. Don’t give up on this website please. I will publicly beg. lets breathe some new life into it. due to your guys’s previous efforts, all those times where you vowed to write a post a day, you already have a pretty solid backlog of stuff that makes this website REAL and LEGIT. (not to mention 2 awesome MJ articles) But i think for that to go to waste would be a shame especially since it’s all really funny. Anyway, i hope that you find these genuine words encouraging and I will vow to be a more loyal fan AND to promote this site to everyone i know AND to help with ideas if you guys would give me the honors.
anyway, great list, great site, and good luck
V4D7
05/28/2012
Three months to the day. New post is up. Thanks Meg!