9 Lists I Thought Would Be Funny
It seems the easiest to read, funniest posts on this shit stain of a website are lists. We really strive to be creative and interesting, but sometimes these things just fall flat on their faces. Take, for instance Things I Am Better at Than Roy Verspoor by Patty. Yikes. If we can, we like to avoid train wrecks like that. Sometimes, though, the concepts for lists are funnier than the list itself, and therefore worth presenting to everyone on planet earth with unrestricted Internet access (sorry, China). Here are nine that I personally thought would rule, but instead just drool.
3 Reasons I Wish John J. Rambo Was My Mother
10 Ways to Improve The Sexual Relationship Between You and Your Co-Host
8 Commandments That Shouldn’t Be Commandments
4 Simple Things You Can Do To Help Prevent Pokemon Extinction
33 Movies Which Aren’t About Vietnam Roy Thinks Are About Vietnam
7 Things About Gran Torino That Give Me A Hard On (Besides the Chinese Girl)
12 Most Hilarious Terrorist Attacks Involving Confetti
9 Times I Wet The Bed, But Have Totally Legitimate Excuses for It
20 Ways to Hint To Your Black Girlfriend that You’re a Racist and This Whole Situation is Just a Wacky Mix-Up
