You’re at SmartassRadio.com. This site used to only host shitty interviews done with obscure guitarists and bands, but now… now it is so much more. Below is a list of our contributing writers and if you take a peek at the homepage you can see our extensive collections of podcasts, live radio shows, shitty interviews, reviews and funny-as-hell blog posts. Something new and exciting is posted (almost) every day – even on the weekends when the big sites shut down. So make sure you subscribe to the RSS feed of your choosing, or come back every so often. Also, if looking at a website is too much for you, subscribe to our iTunes feed (click here) to have the podcast injected directly into your hard drive every week. If you want more direct contact with us, friend us on MySpace, add our Facebook page or follow us on Twitter.

If you want to be featured on the site (interview/review) or if you’d like to advertise with us, please contact DJ[at]SmartassRadio.com or Roy[at]SmartassRadio.com.

DJ

As the primary voice of SmartassRadio, DJ is more than just an extrovert; he’s an attention whore. No stranger to any kind of booze, DJ is constantly either drunkenly explaining his feelings of self doubt and consciousness or soberly hiding it away under a larger than life on-air personality. His attitude may be abrasive, and his personal hygiene may be offensive, but at the end of the day he brings a lot of great ideas and jokes to the table (and even more shitty ones).

Roy

Roy used to do next to nothing for the site, now he does next to something. Co-host of the SmartassRadio show and frequent blogger on the site, Roy is a breathe of fresh air in a world of fart jokes. Some quick facts: he likes Empire Strikes Back the best, he’s been passively stalking Rihanna since 2004 and his primary blog audience is the 12 year old boy. Check out his posts, it’s clear the minor in Creative Writing was worth it.

Frank

Frank has latched onto the website in vain hopes that he may some day cash in if the site ever turns a profit. In the meantime, he gets to tag along on interviews and go backstage to suck rockcock with the crew. He just got back from Europe, and it hasn’t stopped him from blazing fat spacejoints of superweed to the face. He’s slimmer than DJ, and dosen’t have his shitty attitude, but he suffers chronic blackout experiences from trying to outdrink him.

Patty

Patty is too cool to take some time out and write her own bio. This may make her the most begrudging member of Smartass Radio, right ahead of the former holder of that title – Roy. She’s also took Roy’s place as the cohost of the live show in the Spring of ’08. She’s an enigma even to the writer of this bio; you’re gonna have to listen in to see what the hell is up with this broad. It’s worth noting that although she could drink James under the table, she is not quite the party animal the other four are.

Chachi Ramirez

Chachi may be best known for his pieces “What Really Happned” where he dissects various historical events. What you might not know about Chachi is that his hyperactivity causes him to only sleep for 30 minutes a night, even at his drunkest. He enjoys cheap scotch whiskey, not getting stabbed and is currently working in the women’s shoe department at his local Macy’s. So, if you need someone to talk to between the hours of 4:35 AM and 4:15 AM the following day about what shoes are on sale that week, he’s your man.

Your American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III

Pete is our resident movie expert. Seriously, ask him anything about any movie Slyvester Stallone wrote, starred in, or directed, as long as that movie starts with “Rocky.” He’ll be writing reviews for us in his unique, exuberant style. Always the optimist, I don’t think he’s ever given a movie less than a 6/10, but that is neither here nor there because he’s Our American Hero and he should be Your American Hero. He’s Peter Paul Marsh III