Finally, a genius journalist and undercover mastermind – myself – has infiltrated the juggalo ranks, posing as one of their own, to get inside look at their silly shenanigans. If you thought it looked bad from the outside, well then, digest this scoop from the inside.

This has 5,500,000 hits.

Now, I’m no juggalo. I’m not retarded, inbred, or obese, and I don’t have a hatchet man tattoo; so it was no small task for me to blend in with their kind. It was like when that white dude wore blackface in the south and wrote Black Like Me, only less racist and I didn’t wear facepaint.

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GWAR are the ultimate kings, and Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus) is king of the kings. At Smartass Radio, we GWARship the ground that he rapes, pillages, and blows wads on. The opportunity to catch up with Dave before the much anticipated “Electile Dysfunction Tour” was coveted by each and every brohab in our office. Now that the tour is winding down, let’s see how the goddamn interview holds up…

What the fuck is Dave Brockie doing in an office?

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America’s finally been declared #1 at something I give a Shit about.

It’s a fact that we’re the most consistent, the youngest, and the best pot-smokers on the planet here in the US of A. Now, a Public Library of Science survey of 17 countries (Holland included) has reaffirmed that fact and also heralded America as numero uno at consuming alcohol, tobacco and cocaine better than any other country. It’s good news, but it basically only confirms something that we all knew already: when it comes to consumption of anything, America is the top dog, baby!

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At first I thought the idea behind a blog was the same as behind a diary – like a Livejournal. So, with that understanding of the concept, I set out to write my first post on the Smartass Radio blog. This is how it turned out:

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