[About a month ago I removed Patty from our "About" page. About two days ago, she noticed and got in a tizzy demanding that she be put back on it. I have a feeling she misses all the "creepy" dudes finding her on Facebook and sending her lewd emails. But that's besides the point; clearly, she doesn't deserve to be there. I told her that if she started contributing, I might put her back on. In a fit of rage, she cranked out this gem of a piece and demanded we do a podcast on Long Island. Both ended up being equally genius. And so, Patty is now included on the "About" once again. -DJ]

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first of all, sorry for any skips in the audio, i spilled beer into my computer and it cause a few glitches… oh well.

here’s our friend kentaro shredding some yo-yo ass:

i can’t wait to see this in real life

here’s the montauk monster pictured on the back of some weird animal that washed ashore with it:

roy is turning up the heat in his campaign:

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does a duck’s quack echo? yes.

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I listened to the new Coldplay album, that’s how…

How could you not love Kid Rock?

Also, some of you may be curious about what the music was at the beginning and end of the show… Well it’s our good friend and Vigier endorsee Fredrik Pihl. The songs are “Color of Change” and “Fret Circus”. Check out his website and his MySpace. He’s a great guy and a monster player so show him some love.

Next week’s podcast will have the Little Prince himself, Presidential Candidate Roy Joseph Verspoor II making his triumphant return to the site.

Email DJ@SmartassRadio.com with any suggestions or if you want to have your or your band’s music played next week or in the future.

Until next week,

DJ “it’s actually my real name” Scully

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