What do you do on a Friday night when all the money in your bank account is in default because your stupid cell phone company decides to debit your account twice for no reason, and all you have is two dollars and a poodle full pennies?
Let me tell you- You get drunk! You grab everything in sight and you get your ass to the corner store immediately. When I got to the Saba Grocery Store on Castle Hill Ave I had two objectives.
1. Find the cheapest beer in the refrigerator.
2. Haggle the guy at the counter for a cheaper price because all I had was 2 dollars and a thousand cents.
Objective one was a slice A pie. I found this piece of shit…
… and since it had something growing on the top of the can, was half crushed, ready to explode at any given second and without an expiration date I decided- “hey, this can’t be too bad.” So I grabbed two of them shits!
Ah, but what about all those pennies!?
Fuck yeah. How responsible and Badass can a person look?
Luckily, the guy at the counter was great. He pretty much let me name the price for all the garbage I was buying.
Ghetto Greatness Achieved.