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January 9, 2010Dear Mr. Bowie,
First off, we are both very big fans. Probably not your biggest fans, but we are American, both...
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![A Letter To Billy Corgan]( "A Letter To Billy Corgan")
April 2, 2009Dear Billy Corgan,
Let me just start by saying that bald is (and has always been) the new pony tail. It’s...
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![An Open Letter to Chris Brown]( "An Open Letter to Chris Brown")
February 13, 2009Mr. Brown,
Listen here, douche bag – Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I’m personally disgusted...
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![A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna]( "A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna")
February 12, 2009As many of you have read in my previous posts, I have, in the past, been involved with Barbadian pop...
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![A Letter to Universal Studios Concerning a Possible Jurassic Park Saga]( "A Letter to Universal Studios Concerning a Possible Jurassic Park Saga")
January 21, 2009Dear Universal Studios,
Hello. First of all, I’m a huge fan. I just had a quick suggestion, concerning your Jurassic Park...
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![Dear SmartassRadio]( "Dear SmartassRadio")
January 16, 2009Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it’s about that rash on Roy’s inner thigh...
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