Letters Archive

• 0January 9, 2010

  A Letter To (and From) David Bowie

  Dear Mr. Bowie, First off, we are both very big fans. Probably not your biggest fans, but we are American,...

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• 0April 2, 2009

  A Letter To Billy Corgan

  Dear Billy Corgan, Let me just start by saying that bald is (and has always been) the new pony tail....

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• 0February 13, 2009

  An Open Letter to Chris Brown

  Mr. Brown, Listen here, douche bag – Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I’m personally...

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• 1February 12, 2009

  A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna

  As many of you have read in my previous posts, I have, in the past, been involved with Barbadian pop...

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• 0January 29, 2009

  How Stupid Do You Think I Am? With Joel C. Marquette (Parachute Juggling)

  It’s amazing what people will tolerate when it comes to the dumbness of others. Anyone who has ever worked a...

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• 1January 21, 2009

  A Letter to Universal Studios Concerning a Possible Jurassic Park Saga

  Dear Universal Studios, Hello. First of all, I’m a huge fan. I just had a quick suggestion, concerning your Jurassic...

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• 1January 16, 2009

  Dear SmartassRadio

  Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it’s about that rash on Roy’s inner thigh...

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