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		<title>A Letter To (and From) David Bowie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Bowie,
First off, we are both very big fans. Probably not your biggest fans, but we are American, both of us. Cool, right? We just read the very kind letter you wrote to your other American fan. You wrote it back in 1967, but it was really nice. Are you still a nice guy? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter To Billy Corgan</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-billy-corgan</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-billy-corgan#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Billy Corgan,
Let me just start by saying that bald is (and has always been) the new pony tail. It’s a killer look, especially for you. So I hear you’re looking for a new drummer. Must be tough! Well how about some good news Mr. Melancholy? I’m not going to ask you to step off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Chris Brown</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/an-open-letter-to-chris-brown</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/an-open-letter-to-chris-brown#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Brown,
Listen here, douche bag &#8211; Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I&#8217;m personally disgusted with your conduct. I&#8217;ll begin this letter with some questions regarding the incident. First, who the hell are you receiving booty call texts from? You&#8217;re sitting in a fucking car with RIHANNA. Second, how come [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna</title>
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		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1359</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As many of you have read in my previous posts, I have, in the past, been involved with Barbadian pop singer Rihanna. Sadly, our relationship was short lived- I wanted to take things slow and Rihanna, still young and frisky, was overly eager and moving too quickly for my taste. While we still talked with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Stupid Do You Think I Am? With Joel C. Marquette (Parachute Juggling)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1284</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s amazing what people will tolerate when it comes to the dumbness of others. Anyone who has ever worked a job that involves public interaction has surely been accosted by questions, comments or criticisms which are so unreasonable or so vapid that the brain can barely compose a response. How many times have you pinched [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter to Universal Studios Concerning a Possible Jurassic Park Saga</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-universal-studios-concerning-a-possible-jurassic-park-saga</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-universal-studios-concerning-a-possible-jurassic-park-saga#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Universal Studios,
Hello. First of all, I’m a huge fan. I just had a quick suggestion, concerning your Jurassic Park franchise. It seems like you guys were fine with just wrapping that up as a trilogy. I mean you could do that, but why not just pull a “Star Wars” and go for the saga? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear SmartassRadio</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it&#8217;s about that rash on Roy&#8217;s inner thigh or Chachi&#8217;s battered liver, we always figure out the right solution to whatever&#8217;s ailing us. We decided to extend that courtesy to our readers. It started as medical advice, but clearly a few of our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter to the Editor of OK! Weekly</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I moved into a new apartment on New Year&#8217;s Eve and the previous tenants left an entire month&#8217;s worth of coupons, bills and magazines in our mailbox. Among the magazines were two copies of Vibe, two copies of Entrepreneur and four copies OK! Weekly, the lesser and perhaps even more obnoxious version of [...]]]></description>
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