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		<title>Smartass Radio 53: Eddie Van Halen Sucks</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[evh]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this podcast, James and I take it upon ourselves to tear good ole EVH a new one. We also handle the news that Radiohead insisted &#8220;another album will kill us.&#8221; Yeah. We&#8217;re going for another new gimmick beginning this week. Half hour shows! Like TV!!!
At one point in the podcast I reference and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Passion of Nicolas Cage</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-passion-of-nicolas-cage</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-passion-of-nicolas-cage#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Feature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Guest Blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nicolas cage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[on fire]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2225</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[HEY! Something NEW! Here&#8217;s a guest blog from our very excellent friend Pavel Podolyak. You can check out his rantings about current politics (and now celebrity commentary) at his blog The Pragmatist. Here&#8217;s his take on the career of Nicolas Cage. &#8211; DJ

Hollywood has reached a special milestone with the most ridiculous movie of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top Three Times That A Member of the Tannen Family Got Covered in Shit</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-top-three-times-that-a-member-of-the-tannen-family-got-covered-in-shit</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-top-three-times-that-a-member-of-the-tannen-family-got-covered-in-shit#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[8 Crazy Nights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Back to the Future]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Biff Tannen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Buford Tannen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doc Brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Parker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jon and Kate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Marty McFly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shawshank redemption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2121</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every viewing of the Back to the Future trilogy provides the audience with something new. I don&#8217;t think I need to go into much depth as to why Back to the Future is one of the greatest series of films ever put to the silver screen. The creation of Back to the Future was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Facebook Pictures Should Not Be Read As Metaphors For My Personal Life</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-facebook-pictures-should-not-be-read-as-metaphors-for-my-personal-life</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-facebook-pictures-should-not-be-read-as-metaphors-for-my-personal-life#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[metaphors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome home,
Hey you! Glad to see you made it back. Crazy weekend right? Ha, yeah, good one. Me? I actually went up to New Paltz. Yeah. Pretty cool. Well I took the bus, then DJ came up too and we drove back yesterday. Good times. How about you? Really? This entire time you&#8217;ve been waiting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Fights I NEED To See On &#8220;Deadliest Warrior&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/3-fights-i-need-to-see-on-deadliest-warrior</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/3-fights-i-need-to-see-on-deadliest-warrior#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bad boy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[deadliest warrior]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death row]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john mcclain]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rambo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steven seagal]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2077</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s summer, the good broadcast shows are off for a few months and unless you truly get enjoyment out of re-runs of the Simpsons, you&#8217;re probably watching cable. Well, lucky for us Spike, the network for men&#8217;s men, has lasted as long as it has as a channel. The geniuses who brought you Motor Madness [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harvest Cheddar and Three Other Sun Chip Flavors That Don’t Actually Exist</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/harvest-cheddar-and-three-other-sun-chip-flavors-that-don%e2%80%99t-actually-exist</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/harvest-cheddar-and-three-other-sun-chip-flavors-that-don%e2%80%99t-actually-exist#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[French Onion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Garden Salsa]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Megan Fox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peppercorn Ranch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stanley Cup Finals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sun Chips]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2018</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, welcome to my website SmartassRadio.com. I don’t really care for the name, but now that DJ has moved on to his real job and left me to manage the entire site by myself, I guess I have to stick with it. So, as the banner above promises, we (me) here at SmartassRadio provide [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advice for Kim Jong Un</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/advice-for-kim-jong-un</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/advice-for-kim-jong-un#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[International Affairs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kim Jon Il]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kim Jong Un]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[North Korea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nuclear Weapons]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1995</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi there Kim Jong Un! I’m so glad you were able to find this blog post. I’m sure your father, Kim Jong Il, a self-proclaimed master of the internet, was the one who turned you on to this post. I hope this reaches you in good health. Now, the reason I’m writing this post is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>69 Better Things That Could Be In Easter Eggs Aside From Fucking Jelly Beans</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/69-better-things-that-could-be-in-easter-eggs-aside-from-fucking-jelly-beans</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/69-better-things-that-could-be-in-easter-eggs-aside-from-fucking-jelly-beans#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 04:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bunny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easter egg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[newfound faith]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plastic egg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[val kilmer]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1814</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I participated in an Egg Hunt today (not that kind of egg hunt unfortunately) and was very dissatisfied when I found that I had only come away with 14 pounds of jelly beans. I put a lot of elbows into a lot of children’s faces to get those eggs, I was expecting much better loot. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Worst Orbit Gum Flavors</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/5-worst-orbit-gum-flavors</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/5-worst-orbit-gum-flavors#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[31 flavors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baskin robbins]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chewing gum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orbit gum flavors]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Try as I might, I haven&#8217;t been able to teach the Chach-meister to write a proper introduction to his posts. So I&#8217;m doing it for him:
I&#8217;m a die hard Trident guy. Always have been and always will be. You know why? They have three flavors (with a few twists and limited editions) and they all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vanilla Ice Rules: 7 Other Artists I Want, Neigh DEMAND an Apology From.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/vanilla-ice-rules-7-other-artists-i-want-neigh-demand-an-apology-from</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/vanilla-ice-rules-7-other-artists-i-want-neigh-demand-an-apology-from#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[apology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bon scott]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris carrabba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gross understatement]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inebriation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john bonham]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joshua tree]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kanye west]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maddox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[something corporate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taking back sunday]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[virgin mobile]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1481</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
Nothing has ever made me want to buy a Vanilla Ice album more. Rob Van Winkle, you are really turning this thing around. Please continue to let Virgin Mobile tell you what to do, they clearly have a better idea than you do.
This ad got me thinking about other artists I would like an apology [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Swear This is the Last Chris Brown/Rihanna Post for At Least 2-3 Days</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/we-swear-this-is-the-last-chris-brownrihanna-post-for-at-least-2-3-days</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/we-swear-this-is-the-last-chris-brownrihanna-post-for-at-least-2-3-days#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alison krauss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris brown]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chris martin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[douche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grammy awards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ike turner]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john legend]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rihanna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[robert plant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smash mouth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[st lunatics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1365</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As many of you have probably already heard, Chris Brown has given a whole new meaning to Rihanna’s hit single “S.O.S.” Unfortunately, no one at the scene allowed Rihanna to stand under their umbrella while Brown inflicted a thunderstorm of a beating. Allow me to be clear. I, the Chachanooga, am crestfallen that someone has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top 4 Failed Suicide Attempts</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-top-4-failed-suicide-attempts</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-top-4-failed-suicide-attempts#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Feb 2009 04:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcoholism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chinese democracy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drug paraphernalia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumpster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[microwave]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[needles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[radio show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rape]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[samurai sword]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shame]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sylvia plath]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1350</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a miserable human being. Each day feels a rape by samurai sword. I feel I can no longer express myself fully through ironic black t-shirts. Taproot&#8217;s latest CD isn&#8217;t selling very well. Chinese Democracy has lost a lot of its appeal for me. My current living situation with Roy is actually a little worse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bucket List: Samuel &#8220;Screech&#8221; Powers</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/bucket-list-samuel-screech-powers</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/bucket-list-samuel-screech-powers#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 04:00:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ant farm]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[car noises]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crazy woman]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[gary coleman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high school locker]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So get this! I was running from a crazy woman who was wearing suspenders and violently waving a toothbrush in my direction. Ducking into an alley, I hid behind a dumpster full of used needles. While crouching on my hands and knees in terror, I noticed a crumpled piece of paper lying next to a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Fun With Michael Jackson</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/more-fun-with-michael-jackson</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/more-fun-with-michael-jackson#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Feb 2009 04:00:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[broadway stage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cinematic masterpiece]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[damsel in distress]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dancing moon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drew carey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eye patches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael jackson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[peg legs]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1324</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that that this film in no way endorses a belief in unattractive obese men wearing glasses.
Salutations fellow smartasses. Uncle Chachi has returned with big news. Michael Jackson’s Thriller is set hit the Broadway stage. Sound like a good idea? Wait just a jail-dancing, moon-walking, kid-humping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Phelps and 4 Other Olympians I Would Love to Party With</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/michael-phelps-and-4-other-olympians-i-would-love-to-party-with</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/michael-phelps-and-4-other-olympians-i-would-love-to-party-with#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ben Roethlisberger]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dudes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gold medal winner]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ryan lochte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smoking pot]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1310</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure by now you&#8217;ve seen the following picture. If you haven&#8217;t, it&#8217;s 14 time gold medal winner Michael Phelps taking a rip from a really nice looking bong. Of course, instead of crucifying the 23 year old party animal, maybe Americans should take a look at how apparently NOT bad for you smoking pot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things They&#8217;ll Find When I&#8217;m Dead</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/things-theyll-find-when-im-dead</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/things-theyll-find-when-im-dead#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This article from the Telegraph (quite possibly my favorite news source) is a heartwarming tale of a widow finally finding out what was in her husband&#8217;s mysterious trunk. It had always been locked and he never showed her what was inside. When she opened it, what would she find? Gold Deblumes? The body of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Completely Open to Bi-Sexual Porn</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1250</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kanye West eloquently rebutted allegations that he would do bi-sexual porn earlier this week. First of all, idiots, the term &#8220;bi-sexual porn&#8221; makes me want to have sex with a woman and then flirt with a guy. I&#8217;ve never once in my very lenthy porn watching career ever saw something I would consider &#8220;bi-sexual&#8221; &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>9 Lists I Thought Would Be Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems the easiest to read, funniest posts on this shit stain of a website are lists. We really strive to be creative and interesting, but sometimes these things just fall flat on their faces. Take, for instance Things I Am Better at Than Roy Verspoor by Patty. Yikes. If we can, we like to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Think My Wii Fit Instructor is Gay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1179</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven’t been to the gym in months, its awful. I can slip my entire arm through most keyholes and I break a sweat when I accelerate my car. When school is in session DJ and I try to stick with a fairly regimented work out schedule, pumping iron a minimum of three days a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I am Better at Than Roy Verspoor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 04:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Patty Oh</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1173</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[About a month ago I removed Patty from our "About" page. About two days ago, she noticed and got in a tizzy demanding that she be put back on it. I have a feeling she misses all the "creepy" dudes finding her on Facebook and sending her lewd emails. But that's besides the point; clearly, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>8 Most Boring Reality Shows Ever</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 04:00:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1088</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We just got Verizon Vios/Fios/Whatever the hell it is. And god DAMN there are a lot of channels. Of course, none of the extra channels actually provide anyone with any extra entertainment, unless you look at the channel listings. Here are a few choice selections from some of the new channels we get. We decided [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seven Things I Am Completely Inept At</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1066</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t make New Year&#8217;s resolutions.  Instead, during the first week of every year I analyze the top things that I am most inept at. Each year it gets harder and harder to come up with even one answer. This year it took some time, but I&#8217;ve listed out and explained the seven things I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 New Year’s Resolutions I’m Tired of Hearing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=999</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Chachi is sick and tired of your bullshit resolutions. Specifically, he&#8217;s sick and tired of (and shockingly angry about) these 5 which seem to top everyone&#8217;s lists.


&#8220;I’m going to quit smoking&#8221;
Your New Year&#8217;s resolution should not be an effort that you attempt and fail once an hour every day of your life. For you, the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 50 Google Searches of 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=974</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The state of the art research team here at Smartass Radio have just compiled a list of the top 50 Google Searches of 2008 and we have some terrific news: we made the list! We were about 11 short of making it in 2007, but all the extra work on the website has really paid [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 9 Worst Books Ever Written</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=909</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I read a lot of books. In fact, it&#8217;s almost all we ever do. Usually we only read top notch masterpieces by the likes of Hemmingway, Riekki, Vonnegut, Shakespeare and Seuss. But, every once in a while a book so bad will make its way into our extensive library, where we are invariably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>8 Ways to Write Hemingway-esque Fiction</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 18:29:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Pepper your narrative with words like, afficionado and cajoles.
Describe fishing as a spiritual ritual.
After eating, have characters sop up meat juice with a piece of bread.
After they have ate, wound one of your characters.
Describe drinking absinthe as a spiritual ritual.
Go to war, get published, remarry, repeat.
Describe meat juice sopping as a spiritual ritual.
Befriend cats, grow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Easy Steps To Be Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:59:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=709</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Being funny is so easy. Almost anyone can do, provided they know the correct procedures. I say almost everyone because, honestly, there are a couple people who just can’t do it. For instance, Nikolai Gogol didn’t have a funny-bone in his body. Also James K. Polk, 11th President of the United States, was never funny. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer&#8217;s Impact on Popular Culture</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 03:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the Christmas season once again, so I thought I&#8217;d get everyone in the spirit by making a look-a-like list based off that cult classic TV Special &#8220;Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.&#8221; Sure, the moral of the tale is a little suspect and if you are reading this you probably have A) never seen the TV [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good News For Ugly Dudes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Researchers have somehow proven that women who drink, even moderately, have a reduced ability to recognize attractiveness in males. Specifically, it affects their ability to recognize facial symmetry, which supposedly has something to do with attractiveness. To this I politely say, &#8220;ohhhh fooey.&#8221; It is my experience that women are completely and utterly batshit insane, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guest Blog: R.A. Riekki&#8217;s Top 10 (Metal) Albums 1989-1990</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>R.A. Riekki</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[This is a first here on Smartass Radio - a guest blog. This is by author R.A. Riekki who is America's first real metal novelist. His debut novel, U.P.,is available from Ghost Road Press.The book is an insane romp through Michigan's Upper Peninsula. If you're sick of Chuck Palahniuk, or if you like metal, rap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top 5 Albums of 2008, plus the extra stuff</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/793</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Or actually, not everyone. Hello people who visit this site who are not strictly metalheads. More specifically, those who are attracted here by the Phil Elverum or Noah and the Whale interviews. Hey, how&#8217;s it going? Well, DJ just posted his illustrious list here. I thought it was pretty well-written. The music, eh, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top 6 Albums of 2008 and 2 Other Useless Lists Revealing My Questionable Taste In Modern Music</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frequently I find myself gazing at this site. This magnificent creation which I and a few co-conspirators have grown from literally nothing to an unstoppable force of comedy and music destroying an Internet filled to the brim with bullshit. However, when I lovingly bear witness to my creation, I oftentimes wonder &#8220;why is it called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top 5 Hottest Girls (Or Groups of Girls)&#8230; In 1999</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 22:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=496</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1999 was a particularly special year in music. Backstreet Boys broke the single week sales record, Fred Durst was still cool, Eminem was the coolest thing your parents wouldn&#8217;t let you listen to and, for you metal kids (or anyone seeking a legitimate musical milestone in 1999) Mastodon formed.
Not only was vapid music polluting the airwaves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Five Things That Could Ruin My 21st Birthday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 21:52:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been looking forward to my 21st birthday for the past four years. It&#8217;s this friday on Halloween. It seems like the planets have aligned to allow me to have the most stellar day imaginable. Tons of my good friends are coming up to New Paltz to visit me. Everything should be terrific and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top 5 Potential Children&#8217;s Names</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 20:03:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=399</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well it has been quite a while since our last update. Though our Rocktober shows have been going strong, I thought I would provide a little written snippet to tide everyone over until this Sunday. Be sure to tune in this Sunday though, for our special &#8220;Ol&#8217; Tymey Radio Terror-cast&#8221; (tentative title).
What I&#8217;ll be reviewing [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Times I Passed Out And Someone Took A Picture</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/top-5-times-i-passed-out-and-someone-took-a-picture</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 00:59:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like to drink. I also like to lie on my back. Obviously this is a lethal combination at school. Frequently, people will wake up covered in rude remarks, cartoon penises or even real balls on their face. Given my size and temper I guess I&#8217;ve been (mostly) spared such ridiculousness (actually, it probably has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Places That Are Closer to Me That Kick the Shit Out of Buffalo.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 18:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=357</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While driving to Baltimore last week, I realized it&#8217;s way fucking closer than I thought. When I got home, I took a peek at the U.S. map above my toilet. I came to a few more realizations, including &#8220;If I could pee for hours, I could learn a shitload about the United States&#8221; and &#8220;I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DJ Scully&#8217;s top five Olympic moments</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 05:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, DJ Scully here. With all this Olympic hype I thought I would post my favorite Olympic moments over the years. Enjoy!

#5) 14 year old Chinese Gymnasts

#4) Mia Hamm&#8217;s Victory Celebration*

*May not have occurred during the Olympics.
#3) The Brazilian Beach Volleyball team

#2) The Jamaican Bobsled Team bringing home the Gold

#1) Michael Phelps

]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Things you may claim to understand which I will not believe.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lot of people out there will try to bamboozle me but, while the occasional trickster may slip past my watchful eye, these ten culprits certainly do not. I don&#8217;t buy what their selling, they&#8217;re not pulling one over on me and I&#8217;m not hopping on their turnip wagon. Without further ado:

#10- You claim to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 5 Nonsense Lyrics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 05:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I first got into music I did just that, focused on the chords, notes and rhythms being played. Appreciating lyrics came later and eventually lyrics were defining lots of my favorite artists. Sometimes lyrics are poetic and terrific and sometimes they are just ridiculous and, perhaps, improvised on the spot. Still, sometimes that nonsensical jibber-jabber is exactly what I'm looking for and it ends up being the most memorable part of the song. Here are my top five instances where nonsense made sense.]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10: Batman: The Animated Series and Its Effects on Popular Culture</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 20:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey there everyone,
I had a lot of fun putting together my last Smartassradio article which dissected the various relationships between Star Wars characters and the Celebrities of today. From what I&#8217;ve heard my research was seen as insightful and contributed to the overall betterment of society. That said, who am I to deny further betterment? [...]]]></description>
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