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		<title>4 Things I Want To Accomplish Before 2011.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[4 Things I Want To Do By 2011
Apparently New Year&#8217;s Eve has come and gone. From all accounts I was in New Paltz for two nights celebrating, but there is absolutely no way I could confirm or deny those statements. My calendar, on the other hand, is about as reliable as any other calendar and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot New Information on Kanye West&#8217;s Next Album</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well after much debate, I have decided that, ultimately, my posts are better written in regular ink. These past few months, following the advice of friends, I experimented with writing in invisible ink. The obvious benefits being, a) hey, it saves money and 2) it’s easy on the hand. The drawback: eye straining. Hold on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trent Reznor Quit Twitter Sometime Last Month&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/trent-reznor-quit-twitter-sometime-last-month</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/trent-reznor-quit-twitter-sometime-last-month#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey kiddies! Uncle Chach-nof-ski has returned! For the record, I&#8217;d like to say that my L.L. Cool J-esque comeback has nothing to do with that terminally ill child who promised to stop writing me three letters a day if I started regular contribution again. I know that after the Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Cory Lidle thing no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Indie Kid Acts Like Dick, Punches Horse</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/indie-kid-acts-like-dick-punches-horse</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/indie-kid-acts-like-dick-punches-horse#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s no wonder that everyone is developing more and more negative biases towards twenty-something hipsters. First there is all the exhibit-A photo evidence at “Look At This Fucking Hipster”.  Second, we’ve got all these so called “indie” bands that keep popping up on Jimmy Fallon. Today I watched some band I’ve never heard of called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Things About Egyptian History That I Learned From Michael Jackson’s “Remember The Time” Music Video</title>
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		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/five-things-about-egyptian-history-that-i-learned-from-michael-jackson%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cremember-the-time%e2%80%9d-music-video#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently received a letter from DJ that urged me to go check out the video “Remember The Time” by the late-great Michael Jackson. Back in 6th grade I was really into Egypt. I’m not sure why. I guess I just like middle-eastern countries and wonders of the world. So, anyway, as I’m sure you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Counter-culture Old Man With Rickety Voice and Bad Moustache To Re-Record Christmas Classics</title>
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		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/counter-culture-old-man-with-rickety-voice-and-bad-moustache-to-re-record-christmas-classics#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a little difficult to think of the holiday season during the hot summer season, but we all know that Christmas will one day come again. Every Christmas without fail a new collection of Christmas songs is released, performed slightly differently then they usually are, but still not as good as they first were. These [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music + Humor = Fun (A SmartassRadio Announcement)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all: In our efforts to provide an ever-better site for you, the crew here at SAR INC has decided to make another web-page revamp. However, this time the site change isn’t cosmetic, it’s content based. If you are a long time follower you probably remember our first content change. Initially the site was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Orgy of Mourning&#8221; As Described by Daniel Joseph Scully</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/orgy-of-mourning-as-described-by-daniel-joseph-scully</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/orgy-of-mourning-as-described-by-daniel-joseph-scully#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may not know this, but I&#8217;m a pretty well-read guy. I&#8217;m not implying I&#8217;ve read any particular library of classic books &#8211; I&#8217;ve made it a point to never read a single Charles Dickens book no matter how many I was assigned throughout high school, I have a particular disdain for Ernest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Retrospective From The Eyes Of A True Believer</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-retrospective-from-the-eyes-of-a-true-believer</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-retrospective-from-the-eyes-of-a-true-believer#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has heard the sad news about Michael Jackson and I like to think that everyone was at least somewhat saddened. I mean if you don&#8217;t like Michael Jackson songs, then what&#8217;s the point? While everyone was upset, some people, some very deeply devoted fans, were nothing short of devastated&#8230;physically , emotionally, spiritually. One of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mario Armando Lavandeira, My Heart Goes Out To You</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most readers are probably expecting me to bash Perez Hilton over the upsetting video he posted in regard to the savage beating he apparently suffered the other night. Well, expect no more! Here it is.
For those who aren&#8217;t aware of what happened, here&#8217;s the brave little man explaining the situation in his own words. For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virginian Man Sues Friends, Family and Acquaintances For Making Him Feel Bad In Ground Breaking Case</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlottesville, VA: In a ground breaking court case, Virginian resident Todd Sampson took 36 individuals to court under the charge of “making him feel bad.” What’s more surprising: he won.
he story began two years ago when Sampson, 47, took the Subway sandwich company to court for “making him feel fat.” Sampson, an avid television viewer, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iran&#8217;s Election Was Rigged? Prove It.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/irans-election-was-rigged-prove-it</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/irans-election-was-rigged-prove-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my understanding that we have a lot of international readers. So for their benefit, I&#8217;ll briefly describe what we in American call an &#8220;election.&#8221; You see, once every few years, when hack comedians run out of bad jokes about our beloved president, another man challenges his throne. Then we watch &#8220;pundits&#8221; bicker about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a &#8216;crunchberry.&#8217;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/this-court-is-not-aware-of-nor-has-plaintiff-alleged-the-existence-of-any-actual-fruit-referred-to-as-a-crunchberry</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/this-court-is-not-aware-of-nor-has-plaintiff-alleged-the-existence-of-any-actual-fruit-referred-to-as-a-crunchberry#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone who&#8217;s ever taken a law class of any sort, or who reads Uncle John&#8217;s Bathroom Reader surely knows about the absolutely retarded case brought against McDonald&#8217;s by some old bitch from Albuquerque who didn&#8217;t know not to take the top off her hot coffee between her legs while driving. This dopey broad actually ended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electabuzz You Are Such A Lush!</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/electabuzz-you-are-such-a-lush</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/electabuzz-you-are-such-a-lush#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 01:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello dear readers,
I’m so sorry I have been gone so long. I just checked the stats and I have not updated since April 22nd, exactly one month ago. Why have I not updated in such a very long time? Well, there are several reasons, one of which is true: 1) I have been busy helping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music Is My ___________</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-is-my-___________</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/music-is-my-___________#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the first African American President of the Harvard Law Review caused quite a stir the other day. What the fuck was this asshat thinking? You don&#8217;t fly a 747 over a city which had its two biggest towers destroyed by passenger planes just seven and a half years ago. Apparently, Air Force One was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Sexting Rules&#8221; &#8211; District Attorney George Skumanick, Jr.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sexting-rules-district-attorney-george-skumanick-jr</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/sexting-rules-district-attorney-george-skumanick-jr#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you aren&#8217;t an alarmist FoxNews viewer, you&#8217;re probably not familiar with the term &#8220;sexting.&#8221; Clearly, I am. Sexting is the awful play on words that describes when one individual, by their own choosing, takes a naked picture of themself and sends it to someone else via SMS (Short Message Service). The solution to this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>British Intelligence Thwarted Thanks To Special Agent’s Twitter Account</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/british-intelligence-thwarted-thanks-to-special-agent%e2%80%99s-twitter-account</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1886</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our friends across the pond, Mother England, have recently sunk into national tormoil after one of Britain’s top intelligence secret agents, James Bond, registered for an account on the popular web page Twitter. Bond, who is also known as Agent 007, claims he joined the site just to, “network and stay up to date on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The Know With Roy: Ospreys</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/in-the-know-with-roy-ospreys</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/in-the-know-with-roy-ospreys#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1879</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Many people, particularly those who live nearby water, have heard of an animal called the osprey. You may have even been lucky enough to have seen one of these birds of prey in action. Osprey’s are very cool and they are certainly a species that everyone could use more information on. To help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Calling You Out, Toronto</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1867</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I understand some of the people who visit this site don&#8217;t necessarily listen to  the live show, download the podcast, follow us on twitter or know us personally. So, I&#8217;m taking the time to get those people caught up on my latest antagonist act. While using stumbleupon the other day, I came across this obnoxious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into A Heterosexual Adult Male: A Photo-Journey of My Shockingly Slow Progression Towards Masculinity</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1843</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence finally being associated with me and it’s high time we acknowledge it. I’m finally being accepted as a straight twenty-something guy. In the four years since I’ve left High School, I have  let H&#38;M, my fragile bones and my love for colors allow me to appear like a homosexual. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Turning Into Kid Rock: A Photo-journey of My Shockingly Fast Descent Into Hillbillydom</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-just-realized-im-turning-into-kid-rock-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-fast-descent-into-hillbillydom</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-just-realized-im-turning-into-kid-rock-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-fast-descent-into-hillbillydom#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1824</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence stacking up against me and it&#8217;s high time I acknowledge it. I&#8217;m becoming a piece of white trash human garbage. In the four years since I&#8217;ve left High School, I have absolutely let the semi-freedom of college destroy me as a person. While, I&#8217;m very comfortable with the latest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Reviews With Your American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III: The Knowing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-the-knowing</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-the-knowing#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1837</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ello internet world, its me, your American Hero with another movie review.  This time I’m soder and ready to rip the shizzle out of one of the worst movies of all-time.  So hold onto your keyboards as I go off on this terrible movie.
So I get to the theatre a little outside San [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It’s A Little Outrageous That The Stores Attached To Bowling Alleys Are Called ‘Pro-Shops’</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/it%e2%80%99s-a-little-outrageous-that-the-stores-attached-to-bowling-alleys-are-called-%e2%80%98pro-shops%e2%80%99</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/it%e2%80%99s-a-little-outrageous-that-the-stores-attached-to-bowling-alleys-are-called-%e2%80%98pro-shops%e2%80%99#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1818</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I passed a bowling alley today and noticed that attached to the building was a very interesting looking store. It was called the “Pro Shop.” Now, I consider myself to be a pro in most aspects of life so, naturally, I walked inside to see what was the dealio (pro-talk for ‘situation’). Much to my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Blogs I Could Write (CONTEST!!!)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/five-blogs-i-could-write-contest</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/five-blogs-i-could-write-contest#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Reader,
I’m still back on Long Island. I’m not going to lie, it has been a pretty nice time. The only trouble is the night life, for which there is none. The main reason for that is that all my friends are up in New Paltz and I’m down here. So, while my days are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweat Lodge:  A Review</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sweat-lodge-a-review</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/sweat-lodge-a-review#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1744</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend my good friend Luke sent me a wake up call, asking if I would like to go with him to a sweet lodge. I thought to myself, “Yikes, this is going to severely interfere with my Saturday afternoon calisthenics routine down by the sound,” but then I thought “Aw heck, I’ll go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snood: Tetris for Retards</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/snood-tetris-for-retards</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/snood-tetris-for-retards#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1717</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re my age or a little older you know that Snood is a knockoff of the classic Bubble Bobble derivative, Bust-a-Move. However, when the great Snood boom of 1996 hit the Internet a with a viral force researchers compare to that of Elf Bowling and Hampster Dance combined. (While I&#8217;m on the subject, why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chirpper: The New Organic Alternative To Twitter</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/chirpper-the-new-organic-alternative-to-twitter</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/chirpper-the-new-organic-alternative-to-twitter#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1671</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently the world has become all a twitter over the latest internet social-networking site to wow the web. I am of course talking about the Netscape Forum Center Twitter. I’m sure most of you are familiar with the site, you may even be members. If you are a member I would encourage you to follow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Juno Awards and the Canadian Music Hall of Fame. Wow.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-juno-awards-and-the-canadian-music-hall-of-fame-wow</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-juno-awards-and-the-canadian-music-hall-of-fame-wow#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2009 15:22:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1677</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a headline you would never click on: Nickelback Dominates Canada&#8217;s Juno Awards. Apparently, the Canadian Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences is completely void of anyone possessing taste or self respect. In doing research about the awards (here, here, and here), I have found absolutely no information about how these winners are determined, whether [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Reasons Madonna Should Adopt Me Over A Kid From Malawi</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/top-10-reasons-madonna-should-adopt-me-over-a-kid-from-malawi</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/top-10-reasons-madonna-should-adopt-me-over-a-kid-from-malawi#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1656</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So Madonna is planning to adopt another kid from Malawi. Unbelievable! If anyone needs a little TLC it’s Uncle Chachi. I mean Christ, it’s not like these kids are dodging bullets or eating out of dumpsters on a daily basis. If I have my facts straight, their whole life is one huge game of intramural [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I&#8217;m Sorry, But You Are No Longer The Best Looking Couple In The World</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-im-sorry-but-you-are-no-longer-the-best-looking-couple-in-the-world</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-im-sorry-but-you-are-no-longer-the-best-looking-couple-in-the-world#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought Kim Kardashian was just a gorgeous, mindless, single slut- but I was totally wrong: she is not single. Apparently, she has been dating Reggie Bush, who was also, apparently, carved from ivory ebony. For the past few years I thought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the best looking couple possible. WRONG. Take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Red Meat Gives You Cancer? Horseshit.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/red-meat-gives-you-cancer-horseshit</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/red-meat-gives-you-cancer-horseshit#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who is Barry Popkin? You mean you don’t know! He’s the director of the obesity center at the University of Carolina (which means he probably looks like the offspring of Roseanne Barr and a skyscraper). Papa Popkin recently preformed a study (no, not breakfast) that yielded startling results. Hold onto your hats kids, because the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What a Shame</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-a-shame</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-a-shame#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[beard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[narcissism]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1639</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have a job interview tomorrow, so the beard had to go. If I get the job, I&#8217;m faily certain I&#8217;ll grow it back, but until then, I&#8217;m stuck looking like Christopher Lowell.
He is one handsome bastard.
In any case, what do you, the Internet think of me beard or no beard?
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[poll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would I Rather Go Bananas Or Go Hog Wild?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunkenness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[going bananas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[going hog wild]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[good times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[having a good time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1615</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to have a good time! If you can’t stomach that fact, then it’s high time you got on out of here, because that, my friend, is an unquestionable truth. I like to have a good time. DJ likes to have a good time. Peter Paul Marsh III (American Hero) loves to have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>McDonald&#8217;s Makes Me Want To Move To Japan</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/mcdonalds-makes-me-want-to-move-to-japan</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/mcdonalds-makes-me-want-to-move-to-japan#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising campaign]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beef patties]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beef patty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blah blah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[erection]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flour tortilla]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gee whiz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[obese nation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[oh jesus]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[test marketing]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1597</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I get a ton of subscription emails from AdAge.com. I was told it would help in my Advertising Campaign Management class this semester, and gee whiz it has. It&#8217;s also opened my eyes to a world of marketing I&#8217;ve never known &#8211; that of test marketing. Today I opened up an email and quickly read [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Nation Needs Its Ass Kicked and Irving Azoff Can Suck My Dick</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/livenation-needs-its-ass-kicked</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/livenation-needs-its-ass-kicked#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[first transaction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuckin rules]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[handjob]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[irritating]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[live nation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new kids on the block]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just made my first transaction on Live Nation, which is trying to merge with ticket sales overlord TicketMaster (CEO: Money grubbing Guns N&#8217; Roses, Van Halen, Steely Dan and NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK manager Irving Azoff). Remember like a year or so ago when you would go to buy a ticket it would [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Would Hate To Be An Alcoholic Slave</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-would-hate-to-be-an-alcoholic-slave</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-would-hate-to-be-an-alcoholic-slave#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcoholism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faulkner novel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[servants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slaves]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1536</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was reading some Bill Faulkner today and was thinking about how terrible it would be to be someone else’s slave. I already have trouble doing things for myself. If my job was to fulfill the demands of someone else as well, I would have to file for unemployment. Except, too bad, I can’t because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Take Back Every Negative Thing I&#8217;ve Ever Said About Bob Dylan</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-take-back-every-negative-thing-ive-ever-said-about-bob-dylan</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-take-back-every-negative-thing-ive-ever-said-about-bob-dylan#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Billy Joel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Dylan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[douchebag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glass houses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hilarity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hole in the ground]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[long island]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[port a potty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zingers]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hate Bob Dylan&#8217;s music. I really really do. To me, it sounds like the ramblings of an idiot on salvia. There is absolutely nothing musically redeeming to me and I hate the way every birkenstock wearing jackass at my school believes him to be a god of some sort. You want real music that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pope or &#8220;The Dumbest Motherfucker Alive&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aids patients]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[basic knowledge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[condom use]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[condoms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nonsense]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[organized religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pope benedict]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pope benedict xvi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[roman catholic church]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexual abstinence]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1523</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Beyond basic knowledge about your operating system, web browser and location (yea&#8230; where you live within a pretty reasonable distance), I don&#8217;t know too much about you guys &#8211; our readers. What I can surmise though, is there are about 100 people reading every day. I think it&#8217;s safe to assume some of you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Too Bad Sea Monsters Suck</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/too-bad-sea-monsters-suck</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/too-bad-sea-monsters-suck#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dinosaur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Giganotosaurus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jurassic Park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Predator X]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spinosaurus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[t rex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Veliciraptor]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1529</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our Senior-Paleontology Expert Dan Scully recently painted a fairly spine-tingling portrait of the latest prehistoric fiend: Predator X (re: turtleshark). I have been a big dinosaur fan ever since my youth and, like many others, I have always found T-Rex to be a pretty stellar example of what Darwinism was capable of. Still, I am [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Predator X: Not a Sequel</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/predator-x-not-a-sequel</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/predator-x-not-a-sequel#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[freak of nature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jurassic Park]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[massive jaws]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mastodon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pliosaur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scientists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sea monster]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1522</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let me state that following a Static X post with post about Predator X is like following the Jonas Brothers with Pantera. That being said, don&#8217;t judge Predator X before you read this. &#8211; DJ
Fuckin&#8217; a &#8211; how come only news sources (and tabloids) ending in .co.uk bring us anything usefull to read while NYT.com [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twitter: Not as Lame as It Sounds&#8230; Maybe</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/twitter-not-as-lame-as-it-sounds</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/twitter-not-as-lame-as-it-sounds#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 04:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[social networking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1505</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As we continually try to expand our horizons here at SAR, we are forced to socially network constantly. As such, we set up this kickass twitter account. The background pic is of my good friend Quinn, doing his best Kip Winger circa 1990 (sorry, dude it was too sweet to not use). If you have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Internet: What?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-internet-what</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-internet-what#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cast of friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drew carey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mondrian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rambo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[search terms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sebastian bach interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self reflexivity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[val kilmer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1487</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Internet is a many splendored thing. If I were to try to hunt down a video of a woman doin&#8217; it in an ET costume (link NSFW and probably not safe for 99% of the population &#8211; you&#8217;ve been warned), it would take literally hours in the real world. If I wanted to know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SUNY New Paltz, You&#8217;re Welcome</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college enrollment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new york times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suny new paltz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suny students]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suny system]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a quick news report from the desk of SmartassRadio news headquarters. The New York Times has recently reported that SUNY New Paltz (the college which I have graduated from and DJ lives near) has seen a tremendous surge in enrollment in recent years.  The article wrongly proports that this increase  is due to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Well Deserved Press</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/some-well-deserved-press</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/some-well-deserved-press#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:32:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[88.7 FM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1466</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to Rachel Williams and The New Paltz Oracle
If read the article after the jump.

DJ Scully talks about “nothing.” At least that is the word Scully, a fourth-year media management major, used to describe the content of his weekly talk show on the Edge. That, and “hilarity.”
On the contrary, Scully, production director at the Edge, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wait&#8230; Jim Martin&#8217;s Not A Part of the Faith No More Reunion?!</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/wait-jim-martins-not-a-part-of-the-faith-no-more-reunion</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/wait-jim-martins-not-a-part-of-the-faith-no-more-reunion#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Feb 2009 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill gould]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faith no more]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jon hudson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mike borden]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1463</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[3 days ago I caught a fan-fucking-tastic piece of news from the ever popular metal news site Blabbermouth &#8211; Faith No More was getting back together to do some dates in Europe. Even though the piece made no mention of US dates (in fact a very clear mention of no US dates) I figured sometime [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wait A Second, When People Laugh At My Dancing Are They Laughing With Me Or At Me?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/wait-a-second-when-people-laugh-at-my-dancing-are-they-laughing-with-me-or-at-me</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/wait-a-second-when-people-laugh-at-my-dancing-are-they-laughing-with-me-or-at-me#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bonde do Role]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1439</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to dance, so sue me!!!!!!
Hahaha, I&#8217;m sorry, that first line just cracked me up. But seriously folks, I do; I do love to dance. Dancing is my natural passion. In fact, if I were to have my own Vitamin Water it would have only two ingredients: passion fruit and dancing&#8230;and water. It wouldn’t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Didn&#8217;t You All Used to be Whores In College?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/1440</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/1440#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[celebrity moms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[headache]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[media stereotype]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex survey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shitty magazine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[us weekly]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I get a few magazines delivered to our house that neither of us has a subscription for: Us Weekly, OK! Weekly, Vibe, Entrepreneur and the occasional J&#38;R Cigar catalog. We&#8217;ve been living in our current place for almost two months and I had thought I&#8217;d seen it all. I was so fucking wrong. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Notre Dame Fighting Irish Leprechaun, Not Particularly Irish Looking</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-notre-dame-fighting-irish-leprechaun-not-particularly-irish-looking</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-notre-dame-fighting-irish-leprechaun-not-particularly-irish-looking#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blarney stone]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bono]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conan o brien]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[james joyce]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[liam neeson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lucky charms]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[once]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1434</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been hanging out with Regis Philbin a lot recently and he has been chatting my ear off incessantly over his favorite college football team the “Notre Dame Fighting Irish.” I happen to be a pretty Irish fellow (50%), and if you need more proof than just genetics consider this: last St. Patrick’s Day I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio Pyramid-Style Contest!!</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-pyramid-style-contest</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DJ just told me about this guy, Josh Freese. He’s releasing an album and has set up different tiers of purchasing deals. The cheapest and most basic level gets you a digital copy of the album for $7.  The prices and prizes increase from there, until the $75,000 level where you get Mr. Freese as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tracking</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 20:22:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings citizen, yesterday DJ, our friend (but not blog-writer) Luke and I went on one of our weekly hikes and boy-howdy was it a good one. What set this particular hike apart was that I learned a new skill: the ability to track. As of now, I am a bonafide tracker. I can track most [...]]]></description>
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