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		<title>From the Vault: Ronnie Roundhauser Goes To The Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2012 05:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello interweb community, This is Ronnie Roundhouser and I’m now a blogger for smartassradio.com, lucky you. For those who don’t know (a-holes), I am a famous record producer. Unfortunately, my fame has not always brought in the dough, though one of my records did go aluminum&#8230;.all right, enough introduction, what I want to talk about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>11-11-11: A Magical Day for Smartass Radio</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 16:04:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We don&#8217;t have much to be proud of at smartassradio.com: we have a horrendously designed site, no motivation to update it, and I&#8217;ve done nothing but lose money over the course of it&#8217;s lifetime on the Internet. Most disappointingly, no one looks at smartassradio.com. But today we finally have some site statistics that make me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 56: 75 Hours to Live</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2011 18:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[end times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[objectifying women]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re back! This is the first Smartass Radio podcast since September 1, 2009 and the first one to feature Roy since June 19, 2009. Some history for you &#8211; you&#8217;re welcome! This week Roy poses a very interesting question: What would you do if you had 75 hours to live? Then DJ asks how Roy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Adam Duritz Owes Every Dime He&#8217;s Ever Made To Shitty, Early Bruce Spingsteen</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 22:21:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blinded by the light]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently my giant younger brother and I joined a couple of broads at a karaoke night for an atrocious version of &#8220;Mr. Jones&#8221; by Counting Crows. I used to really like the song as a kid, and I still see it&#8217;s appeal, but ultimately I have ultimately come to realize the Counting Crows are total [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Meet Girls at Metal Shows</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/how-to-meet-girls-at-metal-shows</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/how-to-meet-girls-at-metal-shows#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 04:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dud]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hot metal chicks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shows]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I love metal. I also love chicks. Should be easy enough to combine the two, right? Wrong. Picking up chicks at metal shows is like finding a single needle in 8,000 haystacks. But don&#8217;t fret &#8211; your pal DJ is here to outline exactly how to go about picking up babes while banging your head. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Carrey&#8217;s Performance On Skit-Comedy Program Saturday Night Live</title>
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		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/jim-carreys-performance-on-skit-comedy-program-saturday-night-live#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 04:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend I thought I would have the pleasure of watching one of my favorite actors, Jim Carrey, tell great jokes in a really funny way. If you saw the show then you might realize that at least one part of that expectation is incorrect. Comedy experts, Daniel Joe and I, are going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Four Things I Can’t Take Seriously</title>
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		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/four-things-i-cant-take-seriously#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jan 2011 04:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[jonah hill]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tendercrisp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the vatican]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2881</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As a humorist I take almost nothing that seriously. It&#8217;s not only part of my job, it&#8217;s part of my personality and lifestyle. For example, I don&#8217;t take the word &#8220;tendercrisp&#8221; very seriously. I&#8217;m sorry, but I can&#8217;t. This leads to more problems. For example, I can&#8217;t take the Wikipedia page for the Tendercrisp seriously. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New “Member” of the Gorillaz Looks Like a Penis-Man</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-new-member-of-the-gorillaz-looks-like-a-penis-man</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-new-member-of-the-gorillaz-looks-like-a-penis-man#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The News]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blur]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2865</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy: Hey there everybody, Everybody: Hi Roy! You missed a post yesterday, you know? Roy: Yeah, I know. Sorry. But I just added one about Moby Dick. Everybody: It wasn&#8217;t good or funny. Roy: Yeah, I know. That&#8217;s why I posted it to the past. So no one reads it. You like the new logo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Raising Our Site’s Reading Level: Deleted Chapters From Moby Dick About Whale Dicks (This Post Is NOT Funny)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/raising-our-sites-reading-level-deleted-chapters-from-moby-dick-about-whale-dicks-this-post-is-not-funny</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/raising-our-sites-reading-level-deleted-chapters-from-moby-dick-about-whale-dicks-this-post-is-not-funny#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2523</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Earlier in the week DJ brought to my attention a startling fact: apparently you people are not very literate. Well either that or the content on this site is just too stupid- though no particular post comes to mind. Here&#8217;s the evidence: 88% Basic 11% Intermediate 1% Posts by Patty O&#8217;Leary Not looking good. Well, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Insane Clown Posse @ The Electric Factory in Philly 12/22/10</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/review-insane-clown-posse-the-electric-factory-in-philly-122210</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/review-insane-clown-posse-the-electric-factory-in-philly-122210#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 04:00:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chanting]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[hot chicks]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2855</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Finally, a genius journalist and undercover mastermind – myself – has infiltrated the juggalo ranks, posing as one of their own, to get inside look at their silly shenanigans. If you thought it looked bad from the outside, well then, digest this scoop from the inside. This has 5,500,000 hits. Now, I’m no juggalo. I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abstract Philosphy</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/abstract-philosphy</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/abstract-philosphy#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Jan 2011 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Photos/Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[abstract philosophy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1055</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a pretty smart guy, but even I can get stumped sometimes. The other day DJ and I were talking about the hardest classes we&#8217;ve ever taken. For me one class stands out above the rest. In my sophomore year of college I took a class called &#8220;Abstract Philosophy.&#8221; I thought it would be a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Smartass Radio 2: Romance</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/dear-smartass-radio-2-romance</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/dear-smartass-radio-2-romance#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 04:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2631</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys! Last time we busted out a &#8220;Dear SmartassRadio&#8221; we explained how to stay fit and healthy. It was a huge success and the letters have been pouring in ever since. This time we decided it would be more fun to answer some of the sexier letters we&#8217;ve gotten in recent months. Check &#8216;em [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Collective Criticism: &#8220;Snakehouse&#8221; by The Cliks</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/collective-criticism-snakehouse-by-the-cliks</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/collective-criticism-snakehouse-by-the-cliks#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Jan 2011 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[snakehouse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the cliks]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2604</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every week, one of us picks an album and all four of us has to review it. It&#8217;s not necessarily a new release, just something that one of us is into. This week we&#8217;re reviewing &#8220;Snakehouse&#8221; by The Cliks. Here&#8217;s the album art and track listing (links are to youtube videos of songs): &#8220;Complicated&#8220; &#8220;Cry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shit Man, The Arthur Theme Song Is Inspirational</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/shit-man-the-arthur-theme-song-is-inspirational</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/shit-man-the-arthur-theme-song-is-inspirational#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 04:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mean Spirited]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Arthur]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2699</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At the start of a new year everyone likes to make resolutions. It is very easy to say you are going to accomplish something when you know you still have 365 days left to put it off. I don&#8217;t know what kind of time you put into the whole resolution process. Some people take it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 50 Google Searches of 2010</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/top-50-google-searches-of-2010</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/top-50-google-searches-of-2010#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 04:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA["researchers"]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2591</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the last day of the year! It&#8217;s the last day of the year! Everyone is getting drunk tonight! Everyone is getting drunk tonight! Party time! Party time! But first, let&#8217;s look at some statistics. Once again the state of the art research team here at SmartassRadio.com has compiled the top 50 Google searches of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Neil Best Lacks the Mental Capacity to Define His Last Name.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/neil-best-lacks-the-mental-capacity-to-define-his-last-name</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/neil-best-lacks-the-mental-capacity-to-define-his-last-name#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Dec 2010 04:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2564</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Poor Newsday. Everyone who&#8217;s anyone in the New York metropolitan area thinks of the Long Island newspaper as unnecessary and irrelevant. Until very recently I would have argued the point that, although it&#8217;s a cultural wasteland largely made up of privileged assholes who can&#8217;t speak even remotely proper English, drive in a responsible manner, or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F.A.I.L.//S.A.F.E. (Part II)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-ii</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-ii#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[being logical]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2512</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In my previous post I discussed four criteria which make up the ideal romantic partner. Of course, because I was describing an ideal, I was also describing an impossibility. In my eyes a dream girl/guy would be very funny, extremely attractive, have genius-level intelligence and be as loyal as a lark. In reality, candidates are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F.A.I.L. // S.A.F.E. (Part I)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-i</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-i#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2510</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve found that making up systems is pretty easy. It must be one of those human impulses, to find a sense of logic in everything. Of course none of it is true. I don&#8217;t really buy into many systems of thought used to explain human emotions. For example, maybe you&#8217;ve heard of psychological term “displacement,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Collective Criticism: Omar Rodriguez Lopez &amp; John Frusciante</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/collective-criticism-omar-rodriguez-lopez-john-frusciante</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/collective-criticism-omar-rodriguez-lopez-john-frusciante#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Felix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bias]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[collaboration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[collective criticism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doozy]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[john frusciante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[omar rodriguez lopez]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2485</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We proudly present to you the second in our &#8220;Collective Criticism&#8221; series. This week we have three reviews of the recent collaboration between alt-rock guitar heroes Omar Rodriguez-Lopez and John Frusciante. It doesn&#8217;t seem to have a title. Also, it was picked by Felix. I knew this one would be a doozy. Let me explain&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Achieving Greatness</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/achieving-greatness</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/achieving-greatness#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 04:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Felix</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How-To]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pennies]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2515</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you do on a Friday night when all the money in your bank account is in default because your stupid cell phone company decides to debit your account twice for no reason, and all you have is two dollars and a poodle full pennies? Let me tell you- You get drunk! You grab [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Favorite Albums Released This Year That I’ve Heard All The Way Through</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-favorite-albums-released-this-year-that-ive-heard-all-the-way-through</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-favorite-albums-released-this-year-that-ive-heard-all-the-way-through#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 07:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[album]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[big boi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drums]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kanye west]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Male Bonding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new album]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pitchfork]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steeple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wolf parade]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wolf people]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2499</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey everyone, I got reminded tonight that I don&#8217;t agree with opinions you find on the website pitchfork media, which I will not link to. What happened was I had just finished reading DJ&#8217;s most recent post, which I have no problem linking to, and I clicked the link at the bottom. It brought me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guy Fieri: The Prototypical Guitar Center Store Manager</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/guy-fieri-the-prototypical-guitar-center-store-manager</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/guy-fieri-the-prototypical-guitar-center-store-manager#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mean Spirited]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bowling shirts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bullshit]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[guitar center]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Guy Fieri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2493</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Frequently, I find myself envying the relatively talentless people talking to me on TV. Instead of coming to grips with the fact that the bullshit I mindlessly peruse during timeouts passes as legitimate entertainment, I usually just assume the clown spewing pure garbage and nonentertainment into my brain lucked into the gig, held the producer&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Can Be Implied About The Character of the Current Cast of Saturday Night Live Based On The Show’s Opening Credits</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-can-be-implied-about-the-character-of-the-current-cast-of-saturday-night-live-based-on-the-shows-opening-credits</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-can-be-implied-about-the-character-of-the-current-cast-of-saturday-night-live-based-on-the-shows-opening-credits#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[30 rock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andy samberg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bill hader]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2466</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This year the opening credits to Saturday Night Live open with Jewish me, Fred Armisen. Quite like me, Fred is seen leafing through a box of vinyl records, presumably in New York City. It is clear that the record store is not very organized because the titles are ordered PEARL JAM, SEX PISTOLS, JOY DIVISION. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things That Have Happened Since The Last Time Brett Favre Didn&#8217;t Start a Game</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/things-that-have-happened-since-the-last-time-brett-favre-didnt-start-a-game</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/things-that-have-happened-since-the-last-time-brett-favre-didnt-start-a-game#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 04:00:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sports!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brett favre]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[significant events]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2467</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m writing this on Monday night about an hour before the New York Giants play the Minnesota Vikings in Detroit. This wacky set of circumstances comes as a direct result of this: Woah. Anyway, even more significant than an entire sports stadium collapsing under the weight of what appears to be either cocaine or sudsy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Collective Criticism: &#8220;Steeple&#8221; by Wolf People.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/collective-criticism-steeple-by-wolf-people</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/collective-criticism-steeple-by-wolf-people#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Dec 2010 04:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[collaboration]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[collective criticism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steeple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tiny circle]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2445</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Since Smartass Radio originally started as a vehicle to take me backstage at shows for free, it makes sense that we turn our attention to music every once in a while. And seeing as regular reviews kinda suck and only give you one person&#8217;s opinion on a particular piece of music, we decided it would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holiday Drinking and, Hey, What Else Can I Put On This Christmas Tree?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/holiday-drinking-and-hey-what-else-can-i-put-on-this-christmas-tree</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/holiday-drinking-and-hey-what-else-can-i-put-on-this-christmas-tree#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 04:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How-To]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2431</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know what? If I said that really condescendingly it would be a good insult, but if I say it with a smile it sounds like I am about to tell you something, and I am! There is one thing I like to do before I sit down to write blogs. Nope, guess again, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Review of 4:46 to 5:00 this past Monday</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-review-of-446-to-500-this-past-monday</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-review-of-446-to-500-this-past-monday#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 04:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coca-Cola]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Conan O'Brien]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fire Island]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Frank O'Hara]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2402</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, I have to say that I am very happy to be back writing for SmartassRadio. Writing these blogs is like keeping a diary and in a few weeks I&#8217;ll have a time capsule of my past couple weeks on the internet. Today I am going to try something that the late, great poet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missed Connections from a Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Missed Connections</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/missed-connections-from-a-guy-who-doesnt-understand-missed-connections</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/missed-connections-from-a-guy-who-doesnt-understand-missed-connections#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joel C. Marquette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[letter]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[missed connections]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2409</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Missed Connections are the most desperate, pathetic form of making contact with a potential sexual partner. &#8220;I saw you on the L train last Monday around 10 AM. I know you noticed me too, but I was too shy chickenshit to go up to you and strike up a conversation. So, here I am writing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Follow-up from Beyond the Grave</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-follow-up-from-beyond-the-grave</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-follow-up-from-beyond-the-grave#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 14:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The News]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2408</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello again, Smartass radio&#8217;s Michael Jackson correspondent Megan Riebesell here, just checking in to follow up on the status of our dearly beloved.  As we all could have predicted, not even MJ&#8217;s passage into eternity could ease the controversy that besieged him all his life.  Back here on earth, we are still picking away at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why I Think It&#8217;s OK To Disagree With Other People&#8217;s Beliefs And How That Is Totally Different From Discriminating</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/why-i-think-its-ok-to-disagree-with-other-peoples-beliefs-and-how-that-is-totally-different-from-discriminating</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/why-i-think-its-ok-to-disagree-with-other-peoples-beliefs-and-how-that-is-totally-different-from-discriminating#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Dec 2010 04:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2387</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m back. For everyone not in the room: I said that over 15 annoying seconds. DJ and I have been bitching to ourselves while doing impressions of californians for a long time, &#8220;Hey dude, let&#8217;s get down to business and write some fucking blogs, right?&#8221; We never did. For like a year. That&#8217;s tremendously unimpressive. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irrefutable Evidence That Time Travel Can’t Exist</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/irrefutable-evidence-that-time-travel-cant-exist</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/irrefutable-evidence-that-time-travel-cant-exist#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As much as it pains me to say, time travel is fucking impossible. I came to this conclusion at Roy&#8217;s parents house recently. I realized that if time travel ever existed, it always existed. Trippy, right? Anyway, the thing that made me realize this is that no one has completely dominated music (or really anything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girl Talk Makes Me Want To Drive Fast and Fuck Hard</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/girl-talk-makes-me-want-to-drive-fast-and-fuck-hard</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/girl-talk-makes-me-want-to-drive-fast-and-fuck-hard#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Dec 2010 05:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2372</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[How could I possibly follow up a title like that? I can&#8217;t. 5 out of 5 randomly chosen symbols to denote excellence.]]></description>
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		<title>Three (or Four) Assholes I Never Want to See on TV Ever Again</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/three-or-four-assholes-i-never-want-to-see-on-tv-ever-again</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/three-or-four-assholes-i-never-want-to-see-on-tv-ever-again#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 05:36:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2363</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been just about a year since the site was last updated, so I decided to dig down deep and really get back to my roots with my first one back. In classic SmartassRadio.com form, I&#8217;m going to waste a few minutes of your day by picking on some people who I will never meet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter To (and From) David Bowie</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-and-from-david-bowie</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-and-from-david-bowie#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Letters]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2346</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Bowie, First off, we are both very big fans. Probably not your biggest fans, but we are American, both of us. Cool, right? We just read the very kind letter you wrote to your other American fan. You wrote it back in 1967, but it was really nice. Are you still a nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Practical Advice For Rocking In 2010, Followed By My Eleven Easy Steps To Writing and Recording an Album</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/some-practical-advice-for-rocking-in-2010-followed-by-my-eleven-easy-steps-to-writing-and-recording-an-album</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/some-practical-advice-for-rocking-in-2010-followed-by-my-eleven-easy-steps-to-writing-and-recording-an-album#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How-To]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2337</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, happy two thousand and fucking ten. In case you didn’t get the MEMO let me give you the low down on what two thousand and fucking ten is all about: A) Never Giving Up, B) Keeping it Lively, C) Bringing Your A-Game and D) DJ Is Going To Write An Album. With those [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4 Things I Want To Accomplish Before 2011.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/4-things-i-want-to-accomplish-before-2011</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/4-things-i-want-to-accomplish-before-2011#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2330</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[4 Things I Want To Do By 2011 Apparently New Year&#8217;s Eve has come and gone. From all accounts I was in New Paltz for two nights celebrating, but there is absolutely no way I could confirm or deny those statements. My calendar, on the other hand, is about as reliable as any other calendar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot New Information on Kanye West’s Next Album</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/hot-new-information-on-kanye-wests-next-album</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/hot-new-information-on-kanye-wests-next-album#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2322</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well after much debate, I have decided that, ultimately, my posts are better written in regular ink. These past few months, following the advice of friends, I experimented with writing in invisible ink. The obvious benefits being, a) hey, it saves money and 2) it’s easy on the hand. The drawback: eye straining. Hold on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Damon Fox of Bigelf</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-damon-fox-of-bigelf</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-damon-fox-of-bigelf#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2302</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The self-proclaimed ring leader of Bigelf was kind enough to take some time away from wearing kick ass top hats and channeling the stoned love child of John Lord and Keith Emerson to talk with me at the Philly stop on the Progressive Nation 2009 tour. If you don&#8217;t know who Bigelf are, you need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 55: We Can’t Drive… 55</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-55-we-cant-drive-55</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-55-we-cant-drive-55#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2315</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s our fifty-fifth podcast. What did we talk about this week? How awful the new movie &#8220;Taking Woodstock&#8221; will be, how I need a new job. You know, stuff like that&#8230; Here she is:]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-mike-portnoy-of-dream-theater</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-mike-portnoy-of-dream-theater#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2300</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently had the opportunity to interview Mike Portnoy at the Progressive Nation 2009 tour stop in Philly. I really don&#8217;t think I need to say much else. I wanted to come up with some clever drum-related way of calling him a legend, but I don&#8217;t think I need to. If they haven&#8217;t already hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 53: Eddie Van Halen Sucks</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this podcast, James and I take it upon ourselves to tear good ole EVH a new one. We also handle the news that Radiohead insisted &#8220;another album will kill us.&#8221; Yeah. We&#8217;re going for another new gimmick beginning this week. Half hour shows! Like TV!!! At one point in the podcast I reference and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trent Reznor Quit Twitter Sometime Last Month…</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/trent-reznor-quit-twitter-sometime-last-month</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/trent-reznor-quit-twitter-sometime-last-month#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey kiddies! Uncle Chach-nof-ski has returned! For the record, I&#8217;d like to say that my L.L. Cool J-esque comeback has nothing to do with that terminally ill child who promised to stop writing me three letters a day if I started regular contribution again. I know that after the Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Cory Lidle thing no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Indie Kid Acts Like Dick, Punches Horse</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/indie-kid-acts-like-dick-punches-horse</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s no wonder that everyone is developing more and more negative biases towards twenty-something hipsters. First there is all the exhibit-A photo evidence at “Look At This Fucking Hipster”.  Second, we’ve got all these so called “indie” bands that keep popping up on Jimmy Fallon. Today I watched some band I’ve never heard of called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Review: Extreme/Ratt @ Starland Ballroom August 6, 2009</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/review-extremeratt-starland-ballroom-august-6-2009</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/review-extremeratt-starland-ballroom-august-6-2009#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2250</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After leaving the job that actually pays for this site to exist last Thursday, I headed directly to Sayreville, NJ. When I parked my car I noticed two things: a dude with a mullet playing football with a dude wearing a leather vest and a massive pickup truck spray painted black and white camo. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Things About Egyptian History That I Learned From Michael Jackson’s “Remember The Time” Music Video</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/five-things-about-egyptian-history-that-i-learned-from-michael-jackson%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cremember-the-time%e2%80%9d-music-video</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/five-things-about-egyptian-history-that-i-learned-from-michael-jackson%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cremember-the-time%e2%80%9d-music-video#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2254</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently received a letter from DJ that urged me to go check out the video “Remember The Time” by the late-great Michael Jackson. Back in 6th grade I was really into Egypt. I’m not sure why. I guess I just like middle-eastern countries and wonders of the world. So, anyway, as I’m sure you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Radiohead Releases Boring Track That Runs Too Long In Memory Of A Guy Who Was Much More Interesting</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/radiohead-releases-boring-track-that-runs-too-long-in-memory-of-a-guy-who-was-much-more-interesting</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/radiohead-releases-boring-track-that-runs-too-long-in-memory-of-a-guy-who-was-much-more-interesting#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2263</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Last week Radiohead released a new track entitled, “Harry Patch (In Memory of).” Pretty interesting title. As you may or may not know, the namesake of the song is&#8230;well Harry Patch. If you don’t know, Harry Patch was the last surviving soldier who fought in World War I. He died on July 25th this year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Counter-culture Old Man With Rickety Voice and Bad Moustache To Re-Record Christmas Classics</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/counter-culture-old-man-with-rickety-voice-and-bad-moustache-to-re-record-christmas-classics</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/counter-culture-old-man-with-rickety-voice-and-bad-moustache-to-re-record-christmas-classics#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a little difficult to think of the holiday season during the hot summer season, but we all know that Christmas will one day come again. Every Christmas without fail a new collection of Christmas songs is released, performed slightly differently then they usually are, but still not as good as they first were. These [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music + Humor = Fun (A SmartassRadio Announcement)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all: In our efforts to provide an ever-better site for you, the crew here at SAR INC has decided to make another web-page revamp. However, this time the site change isn’t cosmetic, it’s content based. If you are a long time follower you probably remember our first content change. Initially the site was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 52: Nothing but Faith in Nothing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-52-nothing-but-faith-in-nothing</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus, we&#8217;re back and better than ever. Here&#8217;s a strong podcast from James and me. I interviewed Cherie Lily (see below), Tayisha Busay, Andrew Strasser and Bad Brilliance at Santos Party House. Then, we covered the news in about two minutes, you get to hear some music from Tomorrow&#8217;s Outlook and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Passion of Nicolas Cage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEY! Something NEW! Here&#8217;s a guest blog from our very excellent friend Pavel Podolyak. You can check out his rantings about current politics (and now celebrity commentary) at his blog The Pragmatist. Here&#8217;s his take on the career of Nicolas Cage. &#8211; DJ Hollywood has reached a special milestone with the most ridiculous movie of [...]]]></description>
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