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		<title>A Letter To (and From) David Bowie</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-and-from-david-bowie</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[david bowie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Elton John]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[england]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Bowie,
First off, we are both very big fans. Probably not your biggest fans, but we are American, both of us. Cool, right? We just read the very kind letter you wrote to your other American fan. You wrote it back in 1967, but it was really nice. Are you still a nice guy? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Practical Advice For Rocking In 2010, Followed By My Eleven Easy Steps To Writing and Recording an Album</title>
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		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/some-practical-advice-for-rocking-in-2010-followed-by-my-eleven-easy-steps-to-writing-and-recording-an-album#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 17:02:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[album]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[goals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neil Young]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year's resolutions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recording]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, happy two thousand and fucking ten. In case you didn’t get the MEMO let me give you the low down on what two thousand and fucking ten is all about: A) Never Giving Up, B) Keeping it Lively, C) Bringing Your A-Game and D) DJ Is Going To Write An Album.
With those pointers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4 Things I Want To Accomplish Before 2011.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/4-things-i-want-to-accomplish-before-2011</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/4-things-i-want-to-accomplish-before-2011#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andrew w.k.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commenters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[karate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year's resolutions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ukulele]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[4 Things I Want To Do By 2011
Apparently New Year&#8217;s Eve has come and gone. From all accounts I was in New Paltz for two nights celebrating, but there is absolutely no way I could confirm or deny those statements. My calendar, on the other hand, is about as reliable as any other calendar and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot New Information on Kanye West&#8217;s Next Album</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/hot-new-information-on-kanye-wests-next-album</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/hot-new-information-on-kanye-wests-next-album#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[kanye west]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new album]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rihanna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taylor swift]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well after much debate, I have decided that, ultimately, my posts are better written in regular ink. These past few months, following the advice of friends, I experimented with writing in invisible ink. The obvious benefits being, a) hey, it saves money and 2) it’s easy on the hand. The drawback: eye straining. Hold on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Damon Fox of Bigelf</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-damon-fox-of-bigelf</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-damon-fox-of-bigelf#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bigelf]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[damon fox]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[progressive nation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The self-proclaimed ring leader of Bigelf was kind enough to take some time away from wearing kick ass top hats and channeling the stoned love child of John Lord and Keith Emerson to talk with me at the Philly stop on the Progressive Nation 2009 tour. If you don&#8217;t know who Bigelf are, you need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 55: We Can&#8217;t Drive&#8230; 55</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-55-we-cant-drive-55</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-55-we-cant-drive-55#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joe cocker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[taking woodstock]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s our fifty-fifth podcast. What did we talk about this week? How awful the new movie &#8220;Taking Woodstock&#8221; will be, how I need a new job. You know, stuff like that&#8230;
Here she is:
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		<title>Interview: Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-mike-portnoy-of-dream-theater</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-mike-portnoy-of-dream-theater#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently had the opportunity to interview Mike Portnoy at the Progressive Nation 2009 tour stop in Philly. I really don&#8217;t think I need to say much else. I wanted to come up with some clever drum-related way of calling him a legend, but I don&#8217;t think I need to. If they haven&#8217;t already hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 53: Eddie Van Halen Sucks</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[evh]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sucks]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In this podcast, James and I take it upon ourselves to tear good ole EVH a new one. We also handle the news that Radiohead insisted &#8220;another album will kill us.&#8221; Yeah. We&#8217;re going for another new gimmick beginning this week. Half hour shows! Like TV!!!
At one point in the podcast I reference and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trent Reznor Quit Twitter Sometime Last Month&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/trent-reznor-quit-twitter-sometime-last-month</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/trent-reznor-quit-twitter-sometime-last-month#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[nine inch nails]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey kiddies! Uncle Chach-nof-ski has returned! For the record, I&#8217;d like to say that my L.L. Cool J-esque comeback has nothing to do with that terminally ill child who promised to stop writing me three letters a day if I started regular contribution again. I know that after the Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Cory Lidle thing no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Indie Kid Acts Like Dick, Punches Horse</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/indie-kid-acts-like-dick-punches-horse</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/indie-kid-acts-like-dick-punches-horse#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Blazing Saddles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hipster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Indie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lollapalooza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Punching]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It’s no wonder that everyone is developing more and more negative biases towards twenty-something hipsters. First there is all the exhibit-A photo evidence at “Look At This Fucking Hipster”.  Second, we’ve got all these so called “indie” bands that keep popping up on Jimmy Fallon. Today I watched some band I’ve never heard of called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Review: Extreme/Ratt @ Starland Ballroom August 6, 2009</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/review-extremeratt-starland-ballroom-august-6-2009</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/review-extremeratt-starland-ballroom-august-6-2009#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 04:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2250</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After leaving the job that actually pays for this site to exist last Thursday, I headed directly to Sayreville, NJ. When I parked my car I noticed two things: a dude with a mullet playing football with a dude wearing a leather vest and a massive pickup truck spray painted black and white camo. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Things About Egyptian History That I Learned From Michael Jackson’s “Remember The Time” Music Video</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/five-things-about-egyptian-history-that-i-learned-from-michael-jackson%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cremember-the-time%e2%80%9d-music-video</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/five-things-about-egyptian-history-that-i-learned-from-michael-jackson%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cremember-the-time%e2%80%9d-music-video#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently received a letter from DJ that urged me to go check out the video “Remember The Time” by the late-great Michael Jackson. Back in 6th grade I was really into Egypt. I’m not sure why. I guess I just like middle-eastern countries and wonders of the world. So, anyway, as I’m sure you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Radiohead Releases Boring Track That Runs Too Long In Memory Of A Guy Who Was Much More Interesting</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/radiohead-releases-boring-track-that-runs-too-long-in-memory-of-a-guy-who-was-much-more-interesting</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/radiohead-releases-boring-track-that-runs-too-long-in-memory-of-a-guy-who-was-much-more-interesting#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week Radiohead released a new track entitled, “Harry Patch (In Memory of).” Pretty interesting title. As you may or may not know, the namesake of the song is&#8230;well Harry Patch. If you don’t know, Harry Patch was the last surviving soldier who fought in World War I. He died on July 25th this year [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Counter-culture Old Man With Rickety Voice and Bad Moustache To Re-Record Christmas Classics</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/counter-culture-old-man-with-rickety-voice-and-bad-moustache-to-re-record-christmas-classics</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/counter-culture-old-man-with-rickety-voice-and-bad-moustache-to-re-record-christmas-classics#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bob Dylan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a little difficult to think of the holiday season during the hot summer season, but we all know that Christmas will one day come again. Every Christmas without fail a new collection of Christmas songs is released, performed slightly differently then they usually are, but still not as good as they first were. These [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music + Humor = Fun (A SmartassRadio Announcement)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all: In our efforts to provide an ever-better site for you, the crew here at SAR INC has decided to make another web-page revamp. However, this time the site change isn’t cosmetic, it’s content based. If you are a long time follower you probably remember our first content change. Initially the site was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 52: Nothing but Faith in Nothing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-52-nothing-but-faith-in-nothing</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-52-nothing-but-faith-in-nothing#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus, we&#8217;re back and better than ever. Here&#8217;s a strong podcast from James and me. I interviewed Cherie Lily (see below), Tayisha Busay, Andrew Strasser and Bad Brilliance at Santos Party House. Then, we covered the news in about two minutes, you get to hear some music from Tomorrow&#8217;s Outlook and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Passion of Nicolas Cage</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-passion-of-nicolas-cage</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-passion-of-nicolas-cage#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEY! Something NEW! Here&#8217;s a guest blog from our very excellent friend Pavel Podolyak. You can check out his rantings about current politics (and now celebrity commentary) at his blog The Pragmatist. Here&#8217;s his take on the career of Nicolas Cage. &#8211; DJ

Hollywood has reached a special milestone with the most ridiculous movie of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Orgy of Mourning&#8221; As Described by Daniel Joseph Scully</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/orgy-of-mourning-as-described-by-daniel-joseph-scully</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/orgy-of-mourning-as-described-by-daniel-joseph-scully#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may not know this, but I&#8217;m a pretty well-read guy. I&#8217;m not implying I&#8217;ve read any particular library of classic books &#8211; I&#8217;ve made it a point to never read a single Charles Dickens book no matter how many I was assigned throughout high school, I have a particular disdain for Ernest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Andy Cabic of Vetiver</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-andy-cabic-of-vetiver</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-andy-cabic-of-vetiver#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Feature]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2209</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This week we interviewed Vetiver an American folk band led by singer-songwriter Andy Cabic. Vetiver is a great band for the outdoors and I&#8217;ve been listening to their latest release &#8220;Tight Knit&#8221; over and over this summer. For more information on the band (tour dates and all that) check out here and here.
Also, here&#8217;s a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Angelo Spencer</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-angelo-spencer</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-angelo-spencer#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone!!!!!!!
Why did I use seven exclamation marks in my greeting as opposed to the typical one? Because today we&#8217;ve got a new interview with exclamation mark enthusiast Angelo Spencer!!! Angelo Spencer is a modern day one-man-band, playing guitar and drums at the same time. He is a very fun musician to see live, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Retrospective From The Eyes Of A True Believer</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-retrospective-from-the-eyes-of-a-true-believer</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-retrospective-from-the-eyes-of-a-true-believer#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has heard the sad news about Michael Jackson and I like to think that everyone was at least somewhat saddened. I mean if you don&#8217;t like Michael Jackson songs, then what&#8217;s the point? While everyone was upset, some people, some very deeply devoted fans, were nothing short of devastated&#8230;physically , emotionally, spiritually. One of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Sven Woodside of Voicst</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-sven-woodside-of-voicst</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-sven-woodside-of-voicst#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 04:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey there! Below is an interview with Sven Woodside, the bassist for the band Voicst. Voicst are a three-piece rock group based out of Amsterdam. You can check out their music here and learn more about them here. Enjoy:
First off, for those who don&#8217;t know the band, how would you describe your music? Who are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 51: We&#8217;re Trying Now</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-51-were-trying-now</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-51-were-trying-now#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2170</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s podcast marks a definite change in direction. After 50 rambling messes, we (I) decided to take the reigns and practice some preproduction for realsies. Of course the day between recording and posting, Michael Jackson died. Hopefully, everyone will be very very tired of hearing about him, as unbelievable as his death truly is, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mario Armando Lavandeira, My Heart Goes Out To You</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most readers are probably expecting me to bash Perez Hilton over the upsetting video he posted in regard to the savage beating he apparently suffered the other night. Well, expect no more! Here it is.
For those who aren&#8217;t aware of what happened, here&#8217;s the brave little man explaining the situation in his own words. For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top Three Times That A Member of the Tannen Family Got Covered in Shit</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-top-three-times-that-a-member-of-the-tannen-family-got-covered-in-shit</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-top-three-times-that-a-member-of-the-tannen-family-got-covered-in-shit#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[8 Crazy Nights]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every viewing of the Back to the Future trilogy provides the audience with something new. I don&#8217;t think I need to go into much depth as to why Back to the Future is one of the greatest series of films ever put to the silver screen. The creation of Back to the Future was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Facebook Pictures Should Not Be Read As Metaphors For My Personal Life</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-facebook-pictures-should-not-be-read-as-metaphors-for-my-personal-life</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-facebook-pictures-should-not-be-read-as-metaphors-for-my-personal-life#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 06:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome home,
Hey you! Glad to see you made it back. Crazy weekend right? Ha, yeah, good one. Me? I actually went up to New Paltz. Yeah. Pretty cool. Well I took the bus, then DJ came up too and we drove back yesterday. Good times. How about you? Really? This entire time you&#8217;ve been waiting [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast 50: Was This Supposed To Be A Milestone</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-50-was-this-supposed-to-be-a-milestone</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-50-was-this-supposed-to-be-a-milestone#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey all,
This week we had a packed house as Patty, Roy, James and I gingerly sipped alcohol in a dingy basement. This week&#8217;s topics included the supposed Rihanna sex tape which stars an actress who looks nothing like Rihanna, a week old puppy getting flushed down the toilet, Patty&#8217;s impending death on her way to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virginian Man Sues Friends, Family and Acquaintances For Making Him Feel Bad In Ground Breaking Case</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlottesville, VA: In a ground breaking court case, Virginian resident Todd Sampson took 36 individuals to court under the charge of “making him feel bad.” What’s more surprising: he won.
he story began two years ago when Sampson, 47, took the Subway sandwich company to court for “making him feel fat.” Sampson, an avid television viewer, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mastodon&#8217;s &#8220;Leviathan&#8221;: The Perfect Album for the Beach this Summer</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/mastodons-leviathan-the-perfect-album-for-the-beach-this-summer</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/mastodons-leviathan-the-perfect-album-for-the-beach-this-summer#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HELLO VIETNAM!!!
I hope you all have been enjoying this gorgeous sunny, summer weather. I know that, at least here on Long Island, it is really starting to warm up. Finally that comfortable outdoor weather that everyone longs for all year!! Anyway, if you’re like me, warm weather means it’s beach time!! It’s time to load [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iran&#8217;s Election Was Rigged? Prove It.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/irans-election-was-rigged-prove-it</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/irans-election-was-rigged-prove-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my understanding that we have a lot of international readers. So for their benefit, I&#8217;ll briefly describe what we in American call an &#8220;election.&#8221; You see, once every few years, when hack comedians run out of bad jokes about our beloved president, another man challenges his throne. Then we watch &#8220;pundits&#8221; bicker about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Fights I NEED To See On &#8220;Deadliest Warrior&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/3-fights-i-need-to-see-on-deadliest-warrior</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/3-fights-i-need-to-see-on-deadliest-warrior#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s summer, the good broadcast shows are off for a few months and unless you truly get enjoyment out of re-runs of the Simpsons, you&#8217;re probably watching cable. Well, lucky for us Spike, the network for men&#8217;s men, has lasted as long as it has as a channel. The geniuses who brought you Motor Madness [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Bad Brilliance</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-bad-brilliance</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-bad-brilliance#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey everyone,
We got to do a quick e-mail exchange interview with Mr. Andrew Strasser the mastermind behind &#8220;Bad Brilliance.&#8221;  In his own words, Bad B &#8220;wobbles around town looking for high society events so that he can be escorted out of them gently.&#8221;  Bad Brilliance is a rap artist who has worked with Andrew W.K [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 49: Sex, Drugs, Little Boys and Rock n&#8217; Roll</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-49-sex-drugs-little-boys-and-rock-n-roll</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-49-sex-drugs-little-boys-and-rock-n-roll#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And with the new site, James has finally made his triumphant return! We had a really good time recording this on Wednesday. We covered all the big news and some personal stuff as well. We talked about this asshat, these kinky motherfuckers:

and James&#8217; first bachelor party experience among other things.
Look out for weekly podcasts to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a &#8216;crunchberry.&#8217;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/this-court-is-not-aware-of-nor-has-plaintiff-alleged-the-existence-of-any-actual-fruit-referred-to-as-a-crunchberry</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/this-court-is-not-aware-of-nor-has-plaintiff-alleged-the-existence-of-any-actual-fruit-referred-to-as-a-crunchberry#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cap'n crunch]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[janine sugawara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mental disability]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone who&#8217;s ever taken a law class of any sort, or who reads Uncle John&#8217;s Bathroom Reader surely knows about the absolutely retarded case brought against McDonald&#8217;s by some old bitch from Albuquerque who didn&#8217;t know not to take the top off her hot coffee between her legs while driving. This dopey broad actually ended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Harvest Cheddar and Three Other Sun Chip Flavors That Don’t Actually Exist</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/harvest-cheddar-and-three-other-sun-chip-flavors-that-don%e2%80%99t-actually-exist</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/harvest-cheddar-and-three-other-sun-chip-flavors-that-don%e2%80%99t-actually-exist#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 03:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[French Onion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Garden Salsa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Harvest Cheddar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Megan Fox]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Peppercorn Ranch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Stanley Cup Finals]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sun Chips]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, welcome to my website SmartassRadio.com. I don’t really care for the name, but now that DJ has moved on to his real job and left me to manage the entire site by myself, I guess I have to stick with it. So, as the banner above promises, we (me) here at SmartassRadio provide [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Advice for Kim Jong Un</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/advice-for-kim-jong-un</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/advice-for-kim-jong-un#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[International Affairs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kim Jon Il]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kim Jong Un]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[North Korea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Nuclear Weapons]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1995</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi there Kim Jong Un! I’m so glad you were able to find this blog post. I’m sure your father, Kim Jong Il, a self-proclaimed master of the internet, was the one who turned you on to this post. I hope this reaches you in good health. Now, the reason I’m writing this post is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Sad Lion Reviews Dave Matthews Band’s Latest Album</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-sad-lion-reviews-dave-matthews-band%e2%80%99s-latest-album</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-sad-lion-reviews-dave-matthews-band%e2%80%99s-latest-album#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 05:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Whiskey and The Groogrux King]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dave Matthews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dave matthews band]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1960</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sigh&#8230;hello everyone. This is Leo, one of SmartassRadio’s many music reviewers. I got recruited here as part of the site’s endangered species awareness and protection program. It’s been fine, I mean good, good. I’m glad to be here. Well, I’m homesick, sure, everyone gets homesick&#8230;being so far from home. Hmm&#8230;anyway. What was I talking about? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New Star Wars Movie Really Took Things In A New Direction</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-new-star-wars-movie-really-took-things-in-a-new-direction</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-new-star-wars-movie-really-took-things-in-a-new-direction#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 22:56:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anakin skywalker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[C-3PO]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death star]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[star wars]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1969</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy reviews the latest Star Wars movie, sure to be a Summer 2009 blockbuster!]]></description>
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		<title>Electabuzz You Are Such A Lush!</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/electabuzz-you-are-such-a-lush</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/electabuzz-you-are-such-a-lush#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 01:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcoholism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[electabuzz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magmar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pinsir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pokemon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scyther]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1952</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello dear readers,
I’m so sorry I have been gone so long. I just checked the stats and I have not updated since April 22nd, exactly one month ago. Why have I not updated in such a very long time? Well, there are several reasons, one of which is true: 1) I have been busy helping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Reviews With Your American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III: X-Men Origins: Wolverine</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-x-men-origins-wolverine</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-x-men-origins-wolverine#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 14:02:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american hero]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pete marsh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[plot twists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sabertooth]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wolverine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[x men]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ola amigos!  Happy Cinco de Mayo!&#8230;or as it’s known in San Jose, Cinco de Stabbo.  So anywho I recently saw the new x-men movie about the origin of the great Wolverine and must say that it was off the hook.  Wolverine delivers on all three qualities that great action movies should possess [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 48: Interview: Tim Millar of Protest the Hero</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[frank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guitar]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[protest the hero]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[fter what felt like three months without a post we&#8217;re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my girl and I went on one of the most metal tears ever. My last day of class was 5/6/09 and I capped it with an extreme performance by GWAR at the Chance in Poughkeepsie then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 47: Last Live Show on WFNP</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-47-last-live-show-on-wfnp</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-47-last-live-show-on-wfnp#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 22:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Feature]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1919</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey all, here&#8217;s a bitter-sweet podcast (or &#8220;Bittersuite&#8221; as Motley Crue would have you believe, Nikki Sixx is a god damned poet) &#8211; the recording of my last college radio show. Honestly I think it&#8217;s one of our best ever. Tommi-Grace Melito sat in with us and we had a really good time. Thanks to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music Is My ___________</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-is-my-___________</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/music-is-my-___________#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aeroplane]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asshat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[federal aviation administration]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1910</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, the first African American President of the Harvard Law Review caused quite a stir the other day. What the fuck was this asshat thinking? You don&#8217;t fly a 747 over a city which had its two biggest towers destroyed by passenger planes just seven and a half years ago. Apparently, Air Force One was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Sexting Rules&#8221; &#8211; District Attorney George Skumanick, Jr.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sexting-rules-district-attorney-george-skumanick-jr</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/sexting-rules-district-attorney-george-skumanick-jr#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[assholes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[child pornography charges]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[louie anderson]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1892</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you aren&#8217;t an alarmist FoxNews viewer, you&#8217;re probably not familiar with the term &#8220;sexting.&#8221; Clearly, I am. Sexting is the awful play on words that describes when one individual, by their own choosing, takes a naked picture of themself and sends it to someone else via SMS (Short Message Service). The solution to this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Special Podcast: DJ on The Magnificent Glass Pelican</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/special-podcast-dj-on-the-magnificent-glass-pelican</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/special-podcast-dj-on-the-magnificent-glass-pelican#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:28:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magnificent glass pelican]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1906</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey dudes &#8211; It seems like I&#8217;ve been cranking out an obscene amount of audio for you guys (because I have). Here&#8217;s some more: an episode of New Paltz&#8217;s Magnificent Glass Pelican radio show I had the privaledge of guesting on this week. It&#8217;s a great improv show every Wednesday night from 7:30 to 8:00 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>British Intelligence Thwarted Thanks To Special Agent’s Twitter Account</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/british-intelligence-thwarted-thanks-to-special-agent%e2%80%99s-twitter-account</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/british-intelligence-thwarted-thanks-to-special-agent%e2%80%99s-twitter-account#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boba Fett]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[daniel craig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[england]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1886</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our friends across the pond, Mother England, have recently sunk into national tormoil after one of Britain’s top intelligence secret agents, James Bond, registered for an account on the popular web page Twitter. Bond, who is also known as Agent 007, claims he joined the site just to, “network and stay up to date on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 46: Interview: Tony Fredianelli of Third Eye Blind</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-46-interview-tony-fredianelli-of-third-eye-blind</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-46-interview-tony-fredianelli-of-third-eye-blind#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Feature]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[third eye blind]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a total ass &#8211; I messed up the first eight minutes of this excellent interview by not having my board settings correct. So, here&#8217;s what you get (still 20 minutes long&#8230;)
Classic shred cover, Tony&#8230;
Transcription tonight/tomorrow&#8230;
]]></description>
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		<title>In The Know With Roy: Ospreys</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/in-the-know-with-roy-ospreys</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/in-the-know-with-roy-ospreys#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alfred hitchcock]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birds of prey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sea hawk]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1879</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Many people, particularly those who live nearby water, have heard of an animal called the osprey. You may have even been lucky enough to have seen one of these birds of prey in action. Osprey’s are very cool and they are certainly a species that everyone could use more information on. To help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Calling You Out, Toronto</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[antagonist]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1867</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I understand some of the people who visit this site don&#8217;t necessarily listen to  the live show, download the podcast, follow us on twitter or know us personally. So, I&#8217;m taking the time to get those people caught up on my latest antagonist act. While using stumbleupon the other day, I came across this obnoxious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 45: Live Show April 16th 2009</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-45-live-show-april-16th-2009</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-45-live-show-april-16th-2009#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1863</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey everyone&#8230; what do you know? I actually managed to turn a show around in a single day! Shit yeah!
Topics this week included &#8211; Roy&#8217;s gross finger, cartoon turtles, DJ started a fight with the entire city of Toronto and much much more!
Note: I just completed this entire post without using a single period &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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