Movie Reviews With Your (Very Drunk) American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III: 12 Rounds

12 ROUNDS starring the WWE superstar JOHN “ YOU CAN’t SEE ME!” Cena
By the American Hero, Peter P. Marsh dah third

Alrighty internet people I went to this movie absolutely wasted and I snuk booze into the threate and I am wasted while writing this, just for the record. Well anywho, not a well ur drink from,… a little word play I have noticed Roy likes to do…by the way love Roy’s entries….oh boy this is gonna be a long entry. OKAY people, I have to say 12 rounds was action packed, maybe too action packed!?! The entire film keeps you on the edge of ur seat but never gives you sense of, what’s the word, I’m getting a little writers block with a Mutombo wave of the finger, lets just say that the movie just all action and no understanding, if that makes any sense.

Okay so we John Cena who is a New Orleans cop and he busts this guy named Miles after the Feds screw up, this guy is not named after the Miles who comes to New Paltz and gets totally wasted everytime and crashes or get pulled over by the local authorities. By the way Ive noticed there are some errors and I’m going to write this thing straight threw with no backspace or revision, YAH boi, w/e that means, so mr. Miles does not take being arrested too well and after escaping prison only like Miles can, he plays a game with our Wwe superstar John Cena. Mr Cena has to pass all the rounds in order to get his g/f friend back. this sounds like a great plot but Im a little weary about it. The first 2 rounds coutn as his g/f being stolen/kidnapped…I just backspaced…sorry…and his house bein blown up. I could have passed these two rounds with ease. but some of the rounds are exciting and the others r just as stupid or have no…lets start over…or have no….okay sorry…OR take no skill to complete YAH BOI! getting it done…I liked the film is was a little ragtag in my opinion but having john Cena in it completely makes up for it. they try to add to the effects by shaking the camera and I was drunk, I have to say that I almost hurled a couple times getting dizzy from these camera options or maybe it was coz I was 1st row, VIP STYLE POINTS

but unlike all of my other reviews and my disclaimer Im going to give this movie away in the 12th round coz i feel no matter how well I write this, no one is going to spend money to see this film. also after hearing about the finale you might just want to see it coz it is soo crazy u might just want to go in for the laughs…they area…are almost transporter 1 throw 3 worty…so the final round starts with cena knowing that he has to turn around to bank that they shut down when they had to clear 3 city blocks earlier in the film…don’t ask how cena nknows, it’s a mystery, but he turns around and ends up on the roff fo, roof of this building and his g/f is flying a helicopter, don’t ask how she knows how to fly. he jumps off the building onto the copter and him and miles go at it tooth and nail or I like to say nail ‘n tooth. miles throws this device he has out of the helicpoter that weill blwo cena’s g/f to bits, but cena and his g/f jump out of the copter just in time to land in a pool that is on top fo a building and to add to the effect after they land in the ppool, money starts falling like snow or all of our parents 401ks, and they come out of it unharmed and miles is left to blow up in the helicopter, pretty exciting stuff…bathroom break!!!!…okay I just read this over, I am sorry to all 100 million of my fans but I promised that I wouldn’t go back and revise and some of this doesn’t make any sense, maybe you should just fork over the 10 bucks and see this film, I beliveve you wont be disppointed.

so I rate this movie a Rambo 3, the worst of the rambos but being on the rambo scale makes it worth watching. and in this time I would like to say that in a wekk it will be my birthday on april 4th!!!! I will be workin on my birthday which lands on a Saturday and wont land on a Saturday again in another 7to 8 years, pending on leap year, so all I ask for my birthday from all of you smartassradio.com fans is to donate a dollar to the Pete marsh movie funds so I can go see monsters vs. aliens in 3Dj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! unlike the homeless person who offers you nothin, I giv you these great reviews which are excellante writtenoed and preparedaaid, a little spanish for my mexican audience!, so that’s all I ask of you and also I would like to thanks DJ for recommending THE A TEAM to me, it really is a great show and is the ranked the 2nd best thing that was ever on tv besides the price is right hosted by bob barker, not duesche bag drew carey, okay people hope you enjoyed another review and remember to check in on april 4th to see if I got enough money to see monsters vs aliens, its up to you!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR American Hottie,
Peter P Marsh III

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