My new job
At first I thought the idea behind a blog was the same as behind a diary – like a Livejournal. So, with that understanding of the concept, I set out to write my first post on the Smartass Radio blog. This is how it turned out:
Dear Blog,
I started my job at Smartass Radio. It’s such good fun!
There’s a skinny 14 year old kid who works at the desk across from me – a kid named Roy I think. He’s pretty funny, but I didn’t really get the chance to talk with him yet. There’s also a hot lesbian named Patty. I don’t know, today she was pretty quiet. Anyway, you know what they say about lesbians: they love the cock. But the boss is a total dick named DJ. He walks around the office all day long with is shirt off, pulling on his chest hairs with his fingertips and sprinkling them on everyone’s desks. If you blow them off he yells at you. It’s horrible. He has the personality of a buttmunch. After one day I don’t know how much more I can take.
Oh, and I just finished downloading Seizures During Sex 12 – Foam Guzzlers, and it’s pretty much guaranteed to be hot. Looks like someone’s spending the night alone with a box of tissues!
Adieu mon frere smartass diary!
- Frank
08/09/2008
hahahah “personality of a buttmunch”