Red Meat Gives You Cancer? Horseshit.
Who is Barry Popkin? You mean you don’t know! He’s the director of the obesity center at the University of Carolina (which means he probably looks like the offspring of Roseanne Barr and a skyscraper). Papa Popkin recently preformed a study (no, not breakfast) that yielded startling results. Hold onto your hats kids, because the Chach-nooka and he who loves it when you call him big Popkin are about to rock your world.
I’m not convinced. Here’s a picture of my breakfast. – DJ
Smartass Radio 42: Live Show February 5, 2009
This mess of a radio show is the first of the semester. Topics include Michael Phelps, Bill Gates, and Facebook. Also, we found out that Roy is a racist, sexist, ageist, fatist asshole who thinks strippers are too dumb to be president of the U.S. Please forgive his ignorance.
Be sure to turn in next week at 8PM EST on WFNP.ORG. From 8-10PM is SmartassRadio.com talk-style with a bit of music mixed in (which you can’t get on the podcast) and from 10-11 PM DJ will be starting metal night on WFNP so call in with any and all metal requests.
Ruminations from the Laundromat
Hello everyone, or shall I say Bonjour? Why shalt I say Bonjour? Well, I’m on a bit of an overseas adventure right now. No, I’m not overseas, but I am out of my apartment. I just trekked the icy parking lot to my next door laundromat (a word that WordPerfect, evidently, considers misspelt unless the “l” is capitalized). You might remember DJ’s recent post which he composed at this very same establishment. DJ apparently gets very irritable whilst in the laundromat and his “ruminations” ended up being an on-point rant about John Tesh (who, I agree, stinks). What will the laundromat have me come up with as far as blog posts? Well, lets see:
5 New Year’s Resolutions I’m Tired of Hearing
Chachi is sick and tired of your bullshit resolutions. Specifically, he’s sick and tired of (and shockingly angry about) these 5 which seem to top everyone’s lists.
We’re Barely Still Alive
In response to Roy’s previous article on the massive Hadron Collider, I post this. We’re all going to die.
