A Very Smartass Martin Luther King Day to all of those reading/realizing there is no soft-core porn on this site. Yup. Another year, another celebration of one of the top ranked Martins in history, sharing the ranks only with the likes of Martin Short and Ricky Martin. While we are all familiar with Dr. King’s most famous dream (the boring one about the tops of mountains and sitting at tables), Grandpa Chachi is going to tell you about another dream. This one Martin revealed to me after a couple brews when we went bowling together in 1961. Oh. One more thing. Martin Luther King: Great speaker, awful bowler. Now get comfy and bend an ear!

Shockingly, I couldn’t find a picture of Adam Sandler with Martin Luther King – DJ

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Recently, Pamela Anderson adopted a child, but not just any child. You guessed it folks, she stole one from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! Some people are speculating that Pamela Anderson did, in fact, sneak into the Jolie-Pitt villa late last night accompanied by no-other than tv funny man, Steve Carrell. Steve had just come from a rendezvous with now single night-club vixen, Paris Hilton. The two (Steve and Paris) had met up at the opening of Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s newest Planet Hollywood in Des Moines. The opening was also attended by other A-listers, most notably: the boys from Orange County Choppers, Brandon Flowers, Kim Kardashian and president-elect Barack Obama.

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