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![Music Is My ___________]( "Music Is My ___________")
April 29, 2009So, the first African American President of the Harvard Law Review caused quite a stir the other day. What the...
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![An Open Letter to Chris Brown]( "An Open Letter to Chris Brown")
February 13, 2009Mr. Brown, Listen here, douche bag – Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I’m personally...
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![What Not To Listen To: Papa Roach]( "What Not To Listen To: Papa Roach")
February 9, 2009My last installment of “What Not To Listen To: Static X” was featured on the old site and was one...
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![A Letter to Universal Studios Concerning a Possible Jurassic Park Saga]( "A Letter to Universal Studios Concerning a Possible Jurassic Park Saga")
January 21, 2009Dear Universal Studios, Hello. First of all, I’m a huge fan. I just had a quick suggestion, concerning your Jurassic...
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![What Really Happened: Pearl Harbor]( "What Really Happened: Pearl Harbor")
January 17, 2009[Another genius concept from the Smartass Radio crew. A lot of people don’t realize that our newest contributor, Chachi Ramirez...
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![Dear SmartassRadio]( "Dear SmartassRadio")
January 16, 2009Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it’s about that rash on Roy’s inner thigh...
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![America, Still on Top Baby]( "America, Still on Top Baby")
August 17, 2008America’s finally been declared #1 at something I give a Shit about. It’s a fact that we’re the most consistent,...
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