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		<title>Five Things About Egyptian History That I Learned From Michael Jackson’s “Remember The Time” Music Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently received a letter from DJ that urged me to go check out the video “Remember The Time” by the late-great Michael Jackson. Back in 6th grade I was really into Egypt. I’m not sure why. I guess I just like middle-eastern countries and wonders of the world. So, anyway, as I’m sure you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Andy Cabic of Vetiver</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week we interviewed Vetiver an American folk band led by singer-songwriter Andy Cabic. Vetiver is a great band for the outdoors and I&#8217;ve been listening to their latest release &#8220;Tight Knit&#8221; over and over this summer. For more information on the band (tour dates and all that) check out here and here. Also, here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mario Armando Lavandeira, My Heart Goes Out To You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most readers are probably expecting me to bash Perez Hilton over the upsetting video he posted in regard to the savage beating he apparently suffered the other night. Well, expect no more! Here it is. For those who aren&#8217;t aware of what happened, here&#8217;s the brave little man explaining the situation in his own words. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top Three Times That A Member of the Tannen Family Got Covered in Shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every viewing of the Back to the Future trilogy provides the audience with something new. I don&#8217;t think I need to go into much depth as to why Back to the Future is one of the greatest series of films ever put to the silver screen. The creation of Back to the Future was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virginian Man Sues Friends, Family and Acquaintances For Making Him Feel Bad In Ground Breaking Case</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlottesville, VA: In a ground breaking court case, Virginian resident Todd Sampson took 36 individuals to court under the charge of “making him feel bad.” What’s more surprising: he won. The story began two years ago when Sampson, 47, took the Subway sandwich company to court for “making him feel fat.” Sampson, an avid television [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iran’s Election Was Rigged? Prove It.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my understanding that we have a lot of international readers. So for their benefit, I&#8217;ll briefly describe what we in American call an &#8220;election.&#8221; You see, once every few years, when hack comedians run out of bad jokes about our beloved president, another man challenges his throne. Then we watch &#8220;pundits&#8221; bicker about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a ‘crunchberry.’”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone who&#8217;s ever taken a law class of any sort, or who reads Uncle John&#8217;s Bathroom Reader surely knows about the absolutely retarded case brought against McDonald&#8217;s by some old bitch from Albuquerque who didn&#8217;t know not to take the top off her hot coffee between her legs while driving. This dopey broad actually ended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music Is My ___________</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the first African American President of the Harvard Law Review caused quite a stir the other day. What the fuck was this asshat thinking? You don&#8217;t fly a 747 over a city which had its two biggest towers destroyed by passenger planes just seven and a half years ago. Apparently, Air Force One was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into A Heterosexual Adult Male: A Photo-Journey of My Shockingly Slow Progression Towards Masculinity</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence finally being associated with me and it’s high time we acknowledge it. I’m finally being accepted as a straight twenty-something guy. In the four years since I’ve left High School, I have  let H&#38;M, my fragile bones and my love for colors allow me to appear like a homosexual. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Reviews With Your American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III: The Knowing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1837</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello internet world, its me, your American Hero with another movie review. This time I’m soder and ready to rip the shizzle out of one of the worst movies of all-time. So hold onto your keyboards as I go off on this terrible movie. So I get to the theatre a little outside San Jose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweat Lodge:  A Review</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sweat-lodge-a-review</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1744</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend my good friend Luke sent me a wake up call, asking if I would like to go with him to a sweet lodge. I thought to myself, “Yikes, this is going to severely interfere with my Saturday afternoon calisthenics routine down by the sound,” but then I thought “Aw heck, I’ll go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I’m Sorry, But You Are No Longer The Best Looking Couple In The World</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought Kim Kardashian was just a gorgeous, mindless, single slut- but I was totally wrong: she is not single. Apparently, she has been dating Reggie Bush, who was also, apparently, carved from ivory ebony. For the past few years I thought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the best looking couple possible. WRONG. Take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would I Rather Go Bananas Or Go Hog Wild?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1615</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to have a good time! If you can’t stomach that fact, then it’s high time you got on out of here, because that, my friend, is an unquestionable truth. I like to have a good time. DJ likes to have a good time. Peter Paul Marsh III (American Hero) loves to have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Didn’t You All Used to be Whores In College?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/1440</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I get a few magazines delivered to our house that neither of us has a subscription for: Us Weekly, OK! Weekly, Vibe, Entrepreneur and the occasional J&#38;R Cigar catalog. We&#8217;ve been living in our current place for almost two months and I had thought I&#8217;d seen it all. I was so fucking wrong. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio Pyramid-Style Contest!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1431</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[DJ just told me about this guy, Josh Freese. He’s releasing an album and has set up different tiers of purchasing deals. The cheapest and most basic level gets you a digital copy of the album for $7.  The prices and prizes increase from there, until the $75,000 level where you get Mr. Freese as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Chris Brown</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1362</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Brown, Listen here, douche bag &#8211; Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I&#8217;m personally disgusted with your conduct. I&#8217;ll begin this letter with some questions regarding the incident. First, who the hell are you receiving booty call texts from? You&#8217;re sitting in a fucking car with RIHANNA. Second, how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Papa Roach</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1331</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My last installment of “What Not To Listen To: Static X” was featured on the old site and was one of the few things that didn&#8217;t make it over to the new one when we switched last August. So, I&#8217;ll be posting that as soon as I find the original document. What Not To Listen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foreplay</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1328</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, I hope you are having a terrific week so far, I know mine has been pretty mediocre. Today I wanted to address a topic which, while not really in my field of interest, I am oftentimes asked about. That topic is the sensitive issue of foreplay. For those who do not know, foreplay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things They’ll Find When I’m Dead</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1249</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This article from the Telegraph (quite possibly my favorite news source) is a heartwarming tale of a widow finally finding out what was in her husband&#8217;s mysterious trunk. It had always been locked and he never showed her what was inside. When she opened it, what would she find? Gold Deblumes? The body of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Completely Open to Bi-Sexual Porn</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kanye West eloquently rebutted allegations that he would do bi-sexual porn earlier this week. First of all, idiots, the term &#8220;bi-sexual porn&#8221; makes me want to have sex with a woman and then flirt with a guy. I&#8217;ve never once in my very lenthy porn watching career ever saw something I would consider &#8220;bi-sexual&#8221; &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter to Universal Studios Concerning a Possible Jurassic Park Saga</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 04:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Universal Studios, Hello. First of all, I’m a huge fan. I just had a quick suggestion, concerning your Jurassic Park franchise. It seems like you guys were fine with just wrapping that up as a trilogy. I mean you could do that, but why not just pull a “Star Wars” and go for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Really Happened: Pearl Harbor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1186</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Another genius concept from the Smartass Radio crew. A lot of people don’t realize that our newest contributor, Chachi Ramirez is not only proficient in Spanish and avoiding getting shot on the mean streets of Philly, but he’s also a history buff. In this new recurring series, he’ll let us in on some of history's [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear SmartassRadio</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it&#8217;s about that rash on Roy&#8217;s inner thigh or Chachi&#8217;s battered liver, we always figure out the right solution to whatever&#8217;s ailing us. We decided to extend that courtesy to our readers. It started as medical advice, but clearly a few of our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barack “Dufresne” Obama</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Cinderella-story of the presidential election has finally (two months ago) come to a close. For the first time in our nation’s history we might be able to say that the 2008 race was the most triumphant and simultaneously darkest election in history. However, for me, the Chach, there still seems to be some loose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good News For Ugly Dudes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Researchers have somehow proven that women who drink, even moderately, have a reduced ability to recognize attractiveness in males. Specifically, it affects their ability to recognize facial symmetry, which supposedly has something to do with attractiveness. To this I politely say, &#8220;ohhhh fooey.&#8221; It is my experience that women are completely and utterly batshit insane, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plants: A People Uprooted</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Swiss Government’s “Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology” has recently released a report entitled “The Dignity of Living Begins With Regard to Plants.” The twenty-four page expose proposes the notion that plants have some rights of their own. The committee purports that snipping a road-side wildflower for no reason is actually an immoral decapitation. After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Succeed in College Without Really Trying (part one)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=466</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In my case, university life has been a breeze, a carefree, leisurely jaunt, a brief sojourn into the academic, a soiree of sorts. I pulled off a major and minor, spent last Spring in London (for no reason other than to be in Europe) and I’ll be graduating with honors a semester early this December. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America, Still on Top Baby</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=178</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[America&#8217;s finally been declared #1 at something I give a Shit about. It’s a fact that we’re the most consistent, the youngest, and the best pot-smokers on the planet here in the US of A. Now, a Public Library of Science survey of 17 countries (Holland included) has reaffirmed that fact and also heralded America [...]]]></description>
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