We don’t have much to be proud of at smartassradio.com: we have a horrendously designed site, no motivation to update it, and I’ve done nothing but lose money over the course of it’s lifetime on the Internet. Most disappointingly, no one looks at smartassradio.com. But today we finally have some site statistics that make me smile. Is my SEO work paying off? No. Did I finally get that long lost AdSense check? Nope. Are more people listening to the podcast? A resounding ‘fuck no’. Nay, today isn’t about accomplishing goals. It’s about the absurd search terms that brought a handful of people to the site this morning.

Behold:

This is a list of search terms that brought people to the site today.

best looking pussy – 4 views
fighting irish – 3 views
carmen electra no clothes – 2 views
best looking vagina – 2 views
urkel – 2 views
egyptian girls – 2 views
cheddar – 2 views
fighting – 2 views
irish – 2 views

That’s a hell of a list.