Recently my giant younger brother and I joined a couple of broads at a karaoke night for an atrocious version of “Mr. Jones” by Counting Crows. I used to really like the song as a kid, and I still see it’s appeal, but ultimately I have ultimately come to realize the Counting Crows are total shit. Not only that, but their stupid looking, trying-too-hard lead singer owes his entire career to one, incredibly shitty Bruce Springsteen song.

The same shitty Bruce song that made Manfred Mann a hit.

Originally I was going to go through both songs, but that seems incredibly time consuming. Just listen to both these hacks mumble there way through meaningless songs.

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So the Dark Knight finally hits stores on DVD! While it might not be the DVD you want right now, it’s definitely the purchase you deserve. Everyone is ecstatic about this release. Even Walt Disney, and he’s frozen! The only person who isn’t excited about this epic release is Bruce Wayne himself. Why is Bruce so miserable? If he can trust Alfred, why doesn’t he have a group of friends, too? This dude consistently acts like the Counting Crows’ Adam Duritz mourning the death of a goldfish. As always, you can count on SmartassRadio.com to provide you with the answers you need through research and study. Look at what we found – Bruce Wayne’s Facebook! No surprises here folks. Check it out…

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