So the Dark Knight finally hits stores on DVD! While it might not be the DVD you want right now, it’s definitely the purchase you deserve. Everyone is ecstatic about this release. Even Walt Disney, and he’s frozen! The only person who isn’t excited about this epic release is Bruce Wayne himself. Why is Bruce so miserable? If he can trust Alfred, why doesn’t he have a group of friends, too? This dude consistently acts like the Counting Crows’ Adam Duritz mourning the death of a goldfish. As always, you can count on SmartassRadio.com to provide you with the answers you need through research and study. Look at what we found – Bruce Wayne’s Facebook! No surprises here folks. Check it out…

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We still have no windscreens. Boycott the site I bought them from.

Roy has the most incredibly boring job of all time.

A quick view of our movie ratings (1 is best 13 is worst):
Popcorn Knights official reviews:
Batman 2/13
Hellboy II 6/13
Mummy III 13/13*
Prison Cars 1/13*

JuJuBee Days official reviews:
There Will Be Blood 4/13
Pulp Fiction 2/13
The Animal 13/13

*based solely on trailers.

I’m so happy Robin Williams wasn’t the joker… he tried that already:

Billy Joel owns Long Island:

Power Rangers guy (penis still intact):

My new bike:

I also just got a decent camcorder finally soooooo

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Finally, I thought it would be a good idea to include a corrections section because we don’t bother to actually fact check ourselves before we start. I’ll just list them without any explanation:
arnold is married to maria schriver NOT theresa heinz kerry
h.w. plainview not plainfield

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