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Snood: Tetris for Retards

If you’re my age or a little older you know that Snood is a knockoff of the classic Bubble Bobble derivative, Bust-a-Move. However, when the great Snood boom of 1996 hit the Internet a with a viral force researchers compare to that of Elf Bowling and Hampster Dance combined. (While I’m on the subject, why would HampsterDance.com have any other content but the original? Talk about not knowing your audience…) So, back to the matter at hand. It is absolutely mind boggling that people are still playing Snood. You can play thousands of shitty games online for free and yet it seems people (in my analysis it’s always girls) are still playing Snood.

It has come to my attention that some fortunate people out there may be completely in the dark about Snood. Such as @Mahaviraband who asked “what is ‘snood’???”. My dear friend this is Snood:

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The basic idea is that you have to get 3 of the same faces to touch and then it knocks them and anything below them off. You have to clear the board in a certain number of moves as the brick wall lowers throughout the game. It’s a ridiculously simple puzzle game which take about 4-5 seconds to completely master and get over.

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Diddy Ruins Notorious B.I.G.

I realize there are a few flaws in this post. First, no one cares about my opinion on the subject. Second, it should have been written in 1994. In any event, this is what you get today.

I just got into Biggie recently (totally excellent coincidence with the movie release). I downloaded the discog and I actually really love most of it. I always thought I disliked him for some reason, but I guess I don’t. Tupac’s music, on the other hand, I hate with a burning passion. I find Notorious B.I.G. to be, for the most part, clever and really fun to listen to, which is exactly what I want from hip hop. However, there is a glaring defect in almost every song: Sean Combs.

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You can probably put any hip hop artist on the left and this would hold true.

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