The New “Member” of the Gorillaz Looks Like a Penis-Man
Roy: Hey there everybody,
Everybody: Hi Roy! You missed a post yesterday, you know?
Roy: Yeah, I know. Sorry. But I just added one about Moby Dick.
Everybody: It wasn’t good or funny.
Roy: Yeah, I know. That’s why I posted it to the past. So no one reads it. You like the new logo though, right?
Everybody: Yeah, congrats on posting Jason’s hard work.
Roy: I’ve never really cared for the Gorillaz. Actually, I take that back, I (like every other 8th grader) did like that one song, Clint Eastwood. I still think it rocks. Here’s a video. I would recommend playing it while you read the rest of this blog.
Sickkkkk.

