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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Follow-up from Beyond the Grave</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 14:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello again, Smartass radio&#8217;s Michael Jackson correspondent Megan Riebesell here, just checking in to follow up on the status of our dearly beloved.  As we all could have predicted, not even MJ&#8217;s passage into eternity could ease the controversy that besieged him all his life.  Back here on earth, we are still picking away at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot New Information on Kanye West’s Next Album</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well after much debate, I have decided that, ultimately, my posts are better written in regular ink. These past few months, following the advice of friends, I experimented with writing in invisible ink. The obvious benefits being, a) hey, it saves money and 2) it’s easy on the hand. The drawback: eye straining. Hold on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music + Humor = Fun (A SmartassRadio Announcement)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all: In our efforts to provide an ever-better site for you, the crew here at SAR INC has decided to make another web-page revamp. However, this time the site change isn’t cosmetic, it’s content based. If you are a long time follower you probably remember our first content change. Initially the site was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Orgy of Mourning” As Described by Daniel Joseph Scully</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may not know this, but I&#8217;m a pretty well-read guy. I&#8217;m not implying I&#8217;ve read any particular library of classic books &#8211; I&#8217;ve made it a point to never read a single Charles Dickens book no matter how many I was assigned throughout high school, I have a particular disdain for Ernest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iran’s Election Was Rigged? Prove It.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my understanding that we have a lot of international readers. So for their benefit, I&#8217;ll briefly describe what we in American call an &#8220;election.&#8221; You see, once every few years, when hack comedians run out of bad jokes about our beloved president, another man challenges his throne. Then we watch &#8220;pundits&#8221; bicker about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 48: Interview: Tim Millar of Protest the Hero</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After what felt like three months without a post we&#8217;re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my girl and I went on one of the most metal tears ever. My last day of class was 5/6/09 and I capped it with an extreme performance by GWAR at the Chance in Poughkeepsie then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into Kid Rock: A Photo-journey of My Shockingly Fast Descent Into Hillbillydom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence stacking up against me and it&#8217;s high time I acknowledge it. I&#8217;m becoming a piece of white trash human garbage. In the four years since I&#8217;ve left High School, I have absolutely let the semi-freedom of college destroy me as a person. While, I&#8217;m very comfortable with the latest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chirpper: The New Organic Alternative To Twitter</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/chirpper-the-new-organic-alternative-to-twitter</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently the world has become all a twitter over the latest internet social-networking site to wow the web. I am of course talking about the Netscape Forum Center Twitter. I’m sure most of you are familiar with the site, you may even be members. If you are a member I would encourage you to follow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I’m Sorry, But You Are No Longer The Best Looking Couple In The World</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought Kim Kardashian was just a gorgeous, mindless, single slut- but I was totally wrong: she is not single. Apparently, she has been dating Reggie Bush, who was also, apparently, carved from ivory ebony. For the past few years I thought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the best looking couple possible. WRONG. Take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would I Rather Go Bananas Or Go Hog Wild?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1615</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to have a good time! If you can’t stomach that fact, then it’s high time you got on out of here, because that, my friend, is an unquestionable truth. I like to have a good time. DJ likes to have a good time. Peter Paul Marsh III (American Hero) loves to have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pope or “The Dumbest Motherfucker Alive”</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1523</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Beyond basic knowledge about your operating system, web browser and location (yea&#8230; where you live within a pretty reasonable distance), I don&#8217;t know too much about you guys &#8211; our readers. What I can surmise though, is there are about 100 people reading every day. I think it&#8217;s safe to assume some of you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Predator X: Not a Sequel</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/predator-x-not-a-sequel</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/predator-x-not-a-sequel#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1522</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let me state that following a Static X post with post about Predator X is like following the Jonas Brothers with Pantera. That being said, don&#8217;t judge Predator X before you read this. &#8211; DJ Fuckin&#8217; a &#8211; how come only news sources (and tabloids) ending in .co.uk bring us anything usefull to read while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Static X</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post was written for SmartassRadio 1.0 &#8211; and it has remained hidden somewhere in my hard drive between &#8220;Slutty Squirters 3&#8243; and &#8220;Terminator 3&#8243; (both equally erotic for eerily similar reasons). Today is the day I got the new album, Cult of Static. While I ponder my review, you can read this little ditty, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SUNY New Paltz, You’re Welcome</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a quick news report from the desk of SmartassRadio news headquarters. The New York Times has recently reported that SUNY New Paltz (the college which I have graduated from and DJ lives near) has seen a tremendous surge in enrollment in recent years.  The article wrongly proports that this increase  is due to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Multiple Personality Disorder And How It Relates To The Character Roster of Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 64</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-multiple-personality-disorder-and-how-it-relates-to-the-character-roster-of-super-smash-bros-for-nintendo-64</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1344</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow! Long time, no see! Right? Am I Right? (Rhetorical). Hope everyone had a great weekend, I know I did. What was particularly fun about my days off was the amount of psychotherapy I was able to fit in. Most weekends I literally get  ZERO psychotherapy done, but this weekend I was able to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Not Liking Chocolate Was The Best Decision Of My Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1303</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In my previous “post” (I put post in quotation marks because I was inebriated when I wrote, hence it doesn’t make much sense and, honestly, the topic was pretty piss-poor to begin with) I wrote about my dislike for long division. To sum it up (pun intended), I have some trouble tackling the abstract reasoning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Completely Open to Bi-Sexual Porn</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/im-completely-open-to-bi-sexual-porn</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/im-completely-open-to-bi-sexual-porn#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1250</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Kanye West eloquently rebutted allegations that he would do bi-sexual porn earlier this week. First of all, idiots, the term &#8220;bi-sexual porn&#8221; makes me want to have sex with a woman and then flirt with a guy. I&#8217;ve never once in my very lenthy porn watching career ever saw something I would consider &#8220;bi-sexual&#8221; &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Think My Wii Fit Instructor is Gay</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-think-my-wii-fit-instructor-is-gay</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-think-my-wii-fit-instructor-is-gay#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven’t been to the gym in months, its awful. I can slip my entire arm through most keyholes and I break a sweat when I accelerate my car. When school is in session DJ and I try to stick with a fairly regimented work out schedule, pumping iron a minimum of three days a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Conversation Between Charles Barkley and Jaleel White (Best Known as Urkel from “Family Matters”) Before Charles Barkley Left and Subsequently Got Pulled Over For Drunk Driving on His Way to Getting Blown by What One Can Only Imagine was Like a 6 or a 7</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As everyone should know, Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI on New Year&#8217;s Eve while on his way to an “amorous encounter” (woah! that sounds hot and heavy!). What information what not made readily available (at least not to this member of the celeb-driven blogosphere) was the fact that Sir Charles was leaving a party [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Terrible Possibility</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many reputable anthropologists will tell you that many reputable animals were first fish. I’m not going to get into the specifics of the whole thing, frankly I don’t understand it. Suffice it to say that everyone from Rasputin to Walt Disney has evolved from an ancient tadpole in some Triassic shit-pool. Imagining this ancestral progression [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Worst Painting Ever Painted</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Until tonight I had never heard of Thomas Kinkade. Though I really should have because he has sold more paintings than any artist in the history of the world. In fact, it is estimated that 1 out of 10 homes in the United States have some form of his art. He is referred to as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plants: A People Uprooted</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Swiss Government’s “Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology” has recently released a report entitled “The Dignity of Living Begins With Regard to Plants.” The twenty-four page expose proposes the notion that plants have some rights of their own. The committee purports that snipping a road-side wildflower for no reason is actually an immoral decapitation. After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My new job</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 06:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At first I thought the idea behind a blog was the same as behind a diary &#8211; like a Livejournal. So, with that understanding of the concept, I set out to write my first post on the Smartass Radio blog. This is how it turned out: Dear Blog, I started my job at Smartass Radio. [...]]]></description>
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