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		<title>F.A.I.L. // S.A.F.E. (Part I)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve found that making up systems is pretty easy. It must be one of those human impulses, to find a sense of logic in everything. Of course none of it is true. I don&#8217;t really buy into many systems of thought used to explain human emotions. For example, maybe you&#8217;ve heard of psychological term “displacement,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter To (and From) David Bowie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Mr. Bowie, First off, we are both very big fans. Probably not your biggest fans, but we are American, both of us. Cool, right? We just read the very kind letter you wrote to your other American fan. You wrote it back in 1967, but it was really nice. Are you still a nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Orgy of Mourning” As Described by Daniel Joseph Scully</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may not know this, but I&#8217;m a pretty well-read guy. I&#8217;m not implying I&#8217;ve read any particular library of classic books &#8211; I&#8217;ve made it a point to never read a single Charles Dickens book no matter how many I was assigned throughout high school, I have a particular disdain for Ernest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mario Armando Lavandeira, My Heart Goes Out To You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most readers are probably expecting me to bash Perez Hilton over the upsetting video he posted in regard to the savage beating he apparently suffered the other night. Well, expect no more! Here it is. For those who aren&#8217;t aware of what happened, here&#8217;s the brave little man explaining the situation in his own words. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into A Heterosexual Adult Male: A Photo-Journey of My Shockingly Slow Progression Towards Masculinity</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence finally being associated with me and it’s high time we acknowledge it. I’m finally being accepted as a straight twenty-something guy. In the four years since I’ve left High School, I have  let H&#38;M, my fragile bones and my love for colors allow me to appear like a homosexual. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Blogs I Could Write (CONTEST!!!)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Apr 2009 06:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Reader, I’m still back on Long Island. I’m not going to lie, it has been a pretty nice time. The only trouble is the night life, for which there is none. The main reason for that is that all my friends are up in New Paltz and I’m down here. So, while my days [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Notre Dame Fighting Irish Leprechaun, Not Particularly Irish Looking</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been hanging out with Regis Philbin a lot recently and he has been chatting my ear off incessantly over his favorite college football team the “Notre Dame Fighting Irish.” I happen to be a pretty Irish fellow (50%), and if you need more proof than just genetics consider this: last St. Patrick’s Day I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ruminations from the Laundromat</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, or shall I say Bonjour? Why shalt I say Bonjour? Well, I’m on a bit of an overseas adventure right now. No, I’m not overseas, but I am out of my apartment. I just trekked the icy parking lot to my next door laundromat (a word that WordPerfect, evidently, considers misspelt unless the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Completely Open to Bi-Sexual Porn</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kanye West eloquently rebutted allegations that he would do bi-sexual porn earlier this week. First of all, idiots, the term &#8220;bi-sexual porn&#8221; makes me want to have sex with a woman and then flirt with a guy. I&#8217;ve never once in my very lenthy porn watching career ever saw something I would consider &#8220;bi-sexual&#8221; &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Think My Wii Fit Instructor is Gay</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven’t been to the gym in months, its awful. I can slip my entire arm through most keyholes and I break a sweat when I accelerate my car. When school is in session DJ and I try to stick with a fairly regimented work out schedule, pumping iron a minimum of three days a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Food Network Were Sold to a Tacky Porn Site</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s economy, I find it hard to believe that a TV channel like Food Network is able to keep all of its current programming and exist as a channel (although if there are even a thousand bored college students like me, they should have no trouble through January). Once January&#8217;s over, though, they&#8217;ll have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good News For Ugly Dudes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Researchers have somehow proven that women who drink, even moderately, have a reduced ability to recognize attractiveness in males. Specifically, it affects their ability to recognize facial symmetry, which supposedly has something to do with attractiveness. To this I politely say, &#8220;ohhhh fooey.&#8221; It is my experience that women are completely and utterly batshit insane, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plants: A People Uprooted</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Swiss Government’s “Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology” has recently released a report entitled “The Dignity of Living Begins With Regard to Plants.” The twenty-four page expose proposes the notion that plants have some rights of their own. The committee purports that snipping a road-side wildflower for no reason is actually an immoral decapitation. After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast 14: You Know How I Know I&#8217;m Gay?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 01:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I listened to the new Coldplay album, that&#8217;s how&#8230; How could you not love Kid Rock? Also, some of you may be curious about what the music was at the beginning and end of the show&#8230; Well it&#8217;s our good friend and Vigier endorsee Fredrik Pihl. The songs are &#8220;Color of Change&#8221; and &#8220;Fret Circus&#8221;. [...]]]></description>
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