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SmartassRadio 43: Live Show Feb. 12, 2009

This week we actually did what I would consider a good show. We started off talking about a bunch of crazy-ass women (their pictures are below), then we discussed my recent act of douchery, Valentine’s day, Power Rangers, Roy threatened Chris Brown and challenged him to a wrestling match, we ended the show with a brief Oscar/Grammy discussion. There is a lot of stuff going on here. As always check the show out live THURSDAYS 8-11PM EST on WFNP.ORG to participate live!

Here are some lunatic women and what they did this week:

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Margaret Cho wrote a song about Miley Cyrus. Because Margaret Cho has never, ever made a joke about Asians and/or their appearance. Unfunny twat.

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This crazy bitch set her mother on fire. Shocking.

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This meth addict set her own house on fire… and claimed it was because of her support for Barack Obama.

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Leanne Rimes on Jupiter whored herself. WHILE SHE WAS TEACHING A 4TH GRADE CLASS.

 

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A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna

As many of you have read in my previous posts, I have, in the past, been involved with Barbadian pop singer Rihanna. Sadly, our relationship was short lived- I wanted to take things slow and Rihanna, still young and frisky, was overly eager and moving too quickly for my taste. While we still talked with some regularity, we began to drift apart. Eventually, Rihanna met her new beau, Chris Brown. I was happy for her of course, and was glad she had finally found someone more compatible. I hadn’t really given the whole thing a second thought until this week when I found out Mr. Brown had criminally assaulted Ms. Fenty (the last name isn’t as attractive) leaving her bruised, cut and choked unconscious. Needless to say I was up in arms over the entire thing and took it as a call to action. So, I talked to Rihanna on AIM three days after hearing about it. Conversation below (Rihanna’s screen name is EllaEllaElla88 and mine is MintPsyzique71).

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