Jesus Christ this mountain house better be worth the trip through this dump of a town. I’ve haven’t seen towns this filthy since my last stint in the Congo working as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations Refugee Agency. Fuck. And I hope Brad Pitt, my domestic partner, can get up here soon; there’s no way I can deal with all six of my children by myself, I’m only 33 years old for goodness sake! Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne! Can you all shut the fuck up, Mommy’s trying to drive!

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For those of you who have been with us from the beginning you might be shocked that we’ve redesigned the site again.

This time it’s basically for good. We’ve switched from doing everything manually to a WordPress format. The hand-coding for updates was too insane and this new format allows for better, more centralized content management as well as quicker browsing for YOU.

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