It’s been just about a year since the site was last updated, so I decided to dig down deep and really get back to my roots with my first one back. In classic SmartassRadio.com form, I’m going to waste a few minutes of your day by picking on some people who I will never meet in real life and who will never ever read this. Really daring shit.

The original title was “Eight Douchebags Who Will Never Have TV Careers” but I just don’t have enough time for that, so I cut it down to three and decided not to rule out the possibility that one of these idiots will be the breakout TV star of 2013. Then I also realized Joe Theismann and Matt Millen are here to stay for at least the rest of the football season, so I think that qualifies as a career.

As long as this piece of shit is still on TV, I don’t know why I would assume the next three won’t be.

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