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		<title>Dear Smartass Radio 2: Romance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 04:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys! Last time we busted out a &#8220;Dear SmartassRadio&#8221; we explained how to stay fit and healthy. It was a huge success and the letters have been pouring in ever since. This time we decided it would be more fun to answer some of the sexier letters we&#8217;ve gotten in recent months. Check &#8216;em [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F.A.I.L.//S.A.F.E. (Part II)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-ii</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my previous post I discussed four criteria which make up the ideal romantic partner. Of course, because I was describing an ideal, I was also describing an impossibility. In my eyes a dream girl/guy would be very funny, extremely attractive, have genius-level intelligence and be as loyal as a lark. In reality, candidates are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F.A.I.L. // S.A.F.E. (Part I)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-i</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-i#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2510</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve found that making up systems is pretty easy. It must be one of those human impulses, to find a sense of logic in everything. Of course none of it is true. I don&#8217;t really buy into many systems of thought used to explain human emotions. For example, maybe you&#8217;ve heard of psychological term “displacement,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Favorite Albums Released This Year That I’ve Heard All The Way Through</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-favorite-albums-released-this-year-that-ive-heard-all-the-way-through</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-favorite-albums-released-this-year-that-ive-heard-all-the-way-through#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Dec 2010 07:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2499</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey everyone, I got reminded tonight that I don&#8217;t agree with opinions you find on the website pitchfork media, which I will not link to. What happened was I had just finished reading DJ&#8217;s most recent post, which I have no problem linking to, and I clicked the link at the bottom. It brought me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Can Be Implied About The Character of the Current Cast of Saturday Night Live Based On The Show’s Opening Credits</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-can-be-implied-about-the-character-of-the-current-cast-of-saturday-night-live-based-on-the-shows-opening-credits</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-can-be-implied-about-the-character-of-the-current-cast-of-saturday-night-live-based-on-the-shows-opening-credits#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2466</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This year the opening credits to Saturday Night Live open with Jewish me, Fred Armisen. Quite like me, Fred is seen leafing through a box of vinyl records, presumably in New York City. It is clear that the record store is not very organized because the titles are ordered PEARL JAM, SEX PISTOLS, JOY DIVISION. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missed Connections from a Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Missed Connections</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/missed-connections-from-a-guy-who-doesnt-understand-missed-connections</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/missed-connections-from-a-guy-who-doesnt-understand-missed-connections#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2409</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Missed Connections are the most desperate, pathetic form of making contact with a potential sexual partner. &#8220;I saw you on the L train last Monday around 10 AM. I know you noticed me too, but I was too shy chickenshit to go up to you and strike up a conversation. So, here I am writing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Follow-up from Beyond the Grave</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-follow-up-from-beyond-the-grave</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-follow-up-from-beyond-the-grave#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 14:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2408</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello again, Smartass radio&#8217;s Michael Jackson correspondent Megan Riebesell here, just checking in to follow up on the status of our dearly beloved.  As we all could have predicted, not even MJ&#8217;s passage into eternity could ease the controversy that besieged him all his life.  Back here on earth, we are still picking away at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot New Information on Kanye West’s Next Album</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/hot-new-information-on-kanye-wests-next-album</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/hot-new-information-on-kanye-wests-next-album#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2322</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well after much debate, I have decided that, ultimately, my posts are better written in regular ink. These past few months, following the advice of friends, I experimented with writing in invisible ink. The obvious benefits being, a) hey, it saves money and 2) it’s easy on the hand. The drawback: eye straining. Hold on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Damon Fox of Bigelf</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-damon-fox-of-bigelf</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-damon-fox-of-bigelf#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2302</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The self-proclaimed ring leader of Bigelf was kind enough to take some time away from wearing kick ass top hats and channeling the stoned love child of John Lord and Keith Emerson to talk with me at the Philly stop on the Progressive Nation 2009 tour. If you don&#8217;t know who Bigelf are, you need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 53: Eddie Van Halen Sucks</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this podcast, James and I take it upon ourselves to tear good ole EVH a new one. We also handle the news that Radiohead insisted &#8220;another album will kill us.&#8221; Yeah. We&#8217;re going for another new gimmick beginning this week. Half hour shows! Like TV!!! At one point in the podcast I reference and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trent Reznor Quit Twitter Sometime Last Month…</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/trent-reznor-quit-twitter-sometime-last-month</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/trent-reznor-quit-twitter-sometime-last-month#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey kiddies! Uncle Chach-nof-ski has returned! For the record, I&#8217;d like to say that my L.L. Cool J-esque comeback has nothing to do with that terminally ill child who promised to stop writing me three letters a day if I started regular contribution again. I know that after the Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Cory Lidle thing no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Indie Kid Acts Like Dick, Punches Horse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s no wonder that everyone is developing more and more negative biases towards twenty-something hipsters. First there is all the exhibit-A photo evidence at “Look At This Fucking Hipster”.  Second, we’ve got all these so called “indie” bands that keep popping up on Jimmy Fallon. Today I watched some band I’ve never heard of called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Things About Egyptian History That I Learned From Michael Jackson’s “Remember The Time” Music Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently received a letter from DJ that urged me to go check out the video “Remember The Time” by the late-great Michael Jackson. Back in 6th grade I was really into Egypt. I’m not sure why. I guess I just like middle-eastern countries and wonders of the world. So, anyway, as I’m sure you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Counter-culture Old Man With Rickety Voice and Bad Moustache To Re-Record Christmas Classics</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a little difficult to think of the holiday season during the hot summer season, but we all know that Christmas will one day come again. Every Christmas without fail a new collection of Christmas songs is released, performed slightly differently then they usually are, but still not as good as they first were. These [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Passion of Nicolas Cage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEY! Something NEW! Here&#8217;s a guest blog from our very excellent friend Pavel Podolyak. You can check out his rantings about current politics (and now celebrity commentary) at his blog The Pragmatist. Here&#8217;s his take on the career of Nicolas Cage. &#8211; DJ Hollywood has reached a special milestone with the most ridiculous movie of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Orgy of Mourning” As Described by Daniel Joseph Scully</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may not know this, but I&#8217;m a pretty well-read guy. I&#8217;m not implying I&#8217;ve read any particular library of classic books &#8211; I&#8217;ve made it a point to never read a single Charles Dickens book no matter how many I was assigned throughout high school, I have a particular disdain for Ernest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Andy Cabic of Vetiver</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week we interviewed Vetiver an American folk band led by singer-songwriter Andy Cabic. Vetiver is a great band for the outdoors and I&#8217;ve been listening to their latest release &#8220;Tight Knit&#8221; over and over this summer. For more information on the band (tour dates and all that) check out here and here. Also, here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Retrospective From The Eyes Of A True Believer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has heard the sad news about Michael Jackson and I like to think that everyone was at least somewhat saddened. I mean if you don&#8217;t like Michael Jackson songs, then what&#8217;s the point? While everyone was upset, some people, some very deeply devoted fans, were nothing short of devastated&#8230;physically , emotionally, spiritually. One of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top Three Times That A Member of the Tannen Family Got Covered in Shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every viewing of the Back to the Future trilogy provides the audience with something new. I don&#8217;t think I need to go into much depth as to why Back to the Future is one of the greatest series of films ever put to the silver screen. The creation of Back to the Future was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mastodon’s “Leviathan”: The Perfect Album for the Beach this Summer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HELLO VIETNAM!!! I hope you all have been enjoying this gorgeous sunny, summer weather. I know that, at least here on Long Island, it is really starting to warm up. Finally that comfortable outdoor weather that everyone longs for all year!! Anyway, if you’re like me, warm weather means it’s beach time!! It’s time to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iran’s Election Was Rigged? Prove It.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/irans-election-was-rigged-prove-it</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/irans-election-was-rigged-prove-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2086</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my understanding that we have a lot of international readers. So for their benefit, I&#8217;ll briefly describe what we in American call an &#8220;election.&#8221; You see, once every few years, when hack comedians run out of bad jokes about our beloved president, another man challenges his throne. Then we watch &#8220;pundits&#8221; bicker about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Calling You Out, Toronto</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1867</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I understand some of the people who visit this site don&#8217;t necessarily listen to  the live show, download the podcast, follow us on twitter or know us personally. So, I&#8217;m taking the time to get those people caught up on my latest antagonist act. While using stumbleupon the other day, I came across this obnoxious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into A Heterosexual Adult Male: A Photo-Journey of My Shockingly Slow Progression Towards Masculinity</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1843</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence finally being associated with me and it’s high time we acknowledge it. I’m finally being accepted as a straight twenty-something guy. In the four years since I’ve left High School, I have  let H&#38;M, my fragile bones and my love for colors allow me to appear like a homosexual. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweat Lodge:  A Review</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sweat-lodge-a-review</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/sweat-lodge-a-review#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1744</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend my good friend Luke sent me a wake up call, asking if I would like to go with him to a sweet lodge. I thought to myself, “Yikes, this is going to severely interfere with my Saturday afternoon calisthenics routine down by the sound,” but then I thought “Aw heck, I’ll go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pope or “The Dumbest Motherfucker Alive”</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1523</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Beyond basic knowledge about your operating system, web browser and location (yea&#8230; where you live within a pretty reasonable distance), I don&#8217;t know too much about you guys &#8211; our readers. What I can surmise though, is there are about 100 people reading every day. I think it&#8217;s safe to assume some of you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Static X</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post was written for SmartassRadio 1.0 &#8211; and it has remained hidden somewhere in my hard drive between &#8220;Slutty Squirters 3&#8243; and &#8220;Terminator 3&#8243; (both equally erotic for eerily similar reasons). Today is the day I got the new album, Cult of Static. While I ponder my review, you can read this little ditty, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Internet: What?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1487</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Internet is a many splendored thing. If I were to try to hunt down a video of a woman doin&#8217; it in an ET costume (link NSFW and probably not safe for 99% of the population &#8211; you&#8217;ve been warned), it would take literally hours in the real world. If I wanted to know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wait A Second, When People Laugh At My Dancing Are They Laughing With Me Or At Me?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/wait-a-second-when-people-laugh-at-my-dancing-are-they-laughing-with-me-or-at-me</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/wait-a-second-when-people-laugh-at-my-dancing-are-they-laughing-with-me-or-at-me#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1439</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to dance, so sue me!!!!!! Hahaha, I&#8217;m sorry, that first line just cracked me up. But seriously folks, I do; I do love to dance. Dancing is my natural passion. In fact, if I were to have my own Vitamin Water it would have only two ingredients: passion fruit and dancing&#8230;and water. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Ideal Girl</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-ideal-girl</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-ideal-girl#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Anyone who knows me knows that I do not settle for anything less than the absolute best. I won&#8217;t eat re-heated pizza, I only wear black socks and I would never co-host a radio show unless I knew that my fellow host was an individual of exemplary moral fortitude. Of course, the same goes for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Fuck Is Happening In The Music Industry</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-the-fuck-is-happening-in-the-music-industry</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-the-fuck-is-happening-in-the-music-industry#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1417</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Sorry for the brief hiatus, I’ve had a very busy week fulfilling my “real life” obligations. Nevertheless, I am glad to be back to my “fake life.” Tonight DJ and I will be on the radio doing our thang. Be sure to tune in, WFNP.org for the live webcast or 88.7 FM if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Chris Brown</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/an-open-letter-to-chris-brown</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/an-open-letter-to-chris-brown#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1362</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Brown, Listen here, douche bag &#8211; Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I&#8217;m personally disgusted with your conduct. I&#8217;ll begin this letter with some questions regarding the incident. First, who the hell are you receiving booty call texts from? You&#8217;re sitting in a fucking car with RIHANNA. Second, how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1359</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As many of you have read in my previous posts, I have, in the past, been involved with Barbadian pop singer Rihanna. Sadly, our relationship was short lived- I wanted to take things slow and Rihanna, still young and frisky, was overly eager and moving too quickly for my taste. While we still talked with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Multiple Personality Disorder And How It Relates To The Character Roster of Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 64</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-multiple-personality-disorder-and-how-it-relates-to-the-character-roster-of-super-smash-bros-for-nintendo-64</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1344</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow! Long time, no see! Right? Am I Right? (Rhetorical). Hope everyone had a great weekend, I know I did. What was particularly fun about my days off was the amount of psychotherapy I was able to fit in. Most weekends I literally get  ZERO psychotherapy done, but this weekend I was able to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Papa Roach</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-papa-roach</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-papa-roach#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1331</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My last installment of “What Not To Listen To: Static X” was featured on the old site and was one of the few things that didn&#8217;t make it over to the new one when we switched last August. So, I&#8217;ll be posting that as soon as I find the original document. What Not To Listen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Foreplay</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Feb 2009 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1328</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, I hope you are having a terrific week so far, I know mine has been pretty mediocre. Today I wanted to address a topic which, while not really in my field of interest, I am oftentimes asked about. That topic is the sensitive issue of foreplay. For those who do not know, foreplay [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Not Liking Chocolate Was The Best Decision Of My Life</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/why-not-liking-chocolate-was-the-best-decision-of-my-life</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/why-not-liking-chocolate-was-the-best-decision-of-my-life#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1303</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In my previous “post” (I put post in quotation marks because I was inebriated when I wrote, hence it doesn’t make much sense and, honestly, the topic was pretty piss-poor to begin with) I wrote about my dislike for long division. To sum it up (pun intended), I have some trouble tackling the abstract reasoning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diddy Ruins Notorious B.I.G.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/diddy-ruins-notorious-big</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1296</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I realize there are a few flaws in this post. First, no one cares about my opinion on the subject. Second, it should have been written in 1994. In any event, this is what you get today. I just got into Biggie recently (totally excellent coincidence with the movie release). I downloaded the discog and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Long Division or “Why Roy is A Drunken Idiot”</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1292</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m a genius. Pheew. I’m glad I got that off my chest. It’s true. I’m pretty fantastic at pretty much anything. Unfortunately, one thing that I am not so swell at is mathematics. I know, hard to believe right? Well, it’s true. I really hardly know how to do any math at all. Basic addition [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How I Kick It Up A Notch</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1257</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I like to just spice it up a little. Nothing crazy, nothing spectacular, I just want to spice it up a little. Just a little. Everyone’s life can become a bit routine, a bit predictable, so its feels good to, you know, just spice it up a little. Not too much, of course, I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ruminations From the Laundromat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1236</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m very angry about the fact I have to pay to wash my clothes. It&#8217;s an expense I do NOT need and the laundromat is only three steps away from “in front of a gun operated by John Rambo” on my list of places I never want to be. So, I decided if I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>9 Lists I Thought Would Be Funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It seems the easiest to read, funniest posts on this shit stain of a website are lists. We really strive to be creative and interesting, but sometimes these things just fall flat on their faces. Take, for instance Things I Am Better at Than Roy Verspoor by Patty. Yikes. If we can, we like to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Think My Wii Fit Instructor is Gay</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-think-my-wii-fit-instructor-is-gay</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-think-my-wii-fit-instructor-is-gay#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 04:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1179</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I haven’t been to the gym in months, its awful. I can slip my entire arm through most keyholes and I break a sweat when I accelerate my car. When school is in session DJ and I try to stick with a fairly regimented work out schedule, pumping iron a minimum of three days a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Really Happened: Pearl Harbor</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-really-happened-pearl-harbor</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1186</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Another genius concept from the Smartass Radio crew. A lot of people don’t realize that our newest contributor, Chachi Ramirez is not only proficient in Spanish and avoiding getting shot on the mean streets of Philly, but he’s also a history buff. In this new recurring series, he’ll let us in on some of history's [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear SmartassRadio</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/dear-smartassradio</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it&#8217;s about that rash on Roy&#8217;s inner thigh or Chachi&#8217;s battered liver, we always figure out the right solution to whatever&#8217;s ailing us. We decided to extend that courtesy to our readers. It started as medical advice, but clearly a few of our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 40: Interview: Kevin Kendrick of A Big Yes and a small no</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-40-interview-kevin-kendrick-of-a-big-yes-and-a-small-no</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-40-interview-kevin-kendrick-of-a-big-yes-and-a-small-no#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1112</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend DJ and I ventured into the &#8220;Big Apple&#8221; (via train) to interview vocalist, vibraphonist, songwriter and sometimes guitarist of the band A Big Yes and a small no, Kevin Kendrick. We met at the Cake Shop, which was an OK establishment but honestly I&#8217;ve had better, so please excuse the background noise. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter to the Editor of OK! Weekly</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-the-editor-of-ok-weekly</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1024</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I moved into a new apartment on New Year&#8217;s Eve and the previous tenants left an entire month&#8217;s worth of coupons, bills and magazines in our mailbox. Among the magazines were two copies of Vibe, two copies of Entrepreneur and four copies OK! Weekly, the lesser and perhaps even more obnoxious version of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Conversation Between Charles Barkley and Jaleel White (Best Known as Urkel from “Family Matters”) Before Charles Barkley Left and Subsequently Got Pulled Over For Drunk Driving on His Way to Getting Blown by What One Can Only Imagine was Like a 6 or a 7</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-conversation-between-charles-barkley-and-jaleel-white-best-known-as-urkel-from-%e2%80%9cfamily-matters%e2%80%9d-before-charles-barkley-left-and-subsequently-got-pulled-over-for-drunk-driving-on-hi</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1018</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As everyone should know, Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI on New Year&#8217;s Eve while on his way to an “amorous encounter” (woah! that sounds hot and heavy!). What information what not made readily available (at least not to this member of the celeb-driven blogosphere) was the fact that Sir Charles was leaving a party [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 New Year’s Resolutions I’m Tired of Hearing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/5-new-year%e2%80%99s-resolutions-i%e2%80%99m-tired-of-hearing</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=999</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Chachi is sick and tired of your bullshit resolutions. Specifically, he&#8217;s sick and tired of (and shockingly angry about) these 5 which seem to top everyone&#8217;s lists. &#8220;I’m going to quit smoking&#8221; Your New Year&#8217;s resolution should not be an effort that you attempt and fail once an hour every day of your life. For [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 9 Worst Books Ever Written</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-9-worst-books-ever-written</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-9-worst-books-ever-written#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Dec 2008 03:59:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=909</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I read a lot of books. In fact, it&#8217;s almost all we ever do. Usually we only read top notch masterpieces by the likes of Hemmingway, Riekki, Vonnegut, Shakespeare and Seuss. But, every once in a while a book so bad will make its way into our extensive library, where we are invariably [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 39: Interview: Andrew W.K.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-39-interview-andrew-wk</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=926</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No one has mastered the art of partying like Andrew W.K. For those who are unaware, he&#8217;s just released a compilation of his monthly advice column in Japan, has been featured in the January &#8217;09 Esquire and is basically my new messiah. For those who haven&#8217;t had the pleasure, an Andrew W.K. party is truly [...]]]></description>
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