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		<title>Raising Our Site’s Reading Level: Deleted Chapters From Moby Dick About Whale Dicks (This Post Is NOT Funny)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier in the week DJ brought to my attention a startling fact: apparently you people are not very literate. Well either that or the content on this site is just too stupid- though no particular post comes to mind. Here&#8217;s the evidence: 88% Basic 11% Intermediate 1% Posts by Patty O&#8217;Leary Not looking good. Well, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Smartass Radio 2: Romance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 04:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys! Last time we busted out a &#8220;Dear SmartassRadio&#8221; we explained how to stay fit and healthy. It was a huge success and the letters have been pouring in ever since. This time we decided it would be more fun to answer some of the sexier letters we&#8217;ve gotten in recent months. Check &#8216;em [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F.A.I.L. // S.A.F.E. (Part I)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2510</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve found that making up systems is pretty easy. It must be one of those human impulses, to find a sense of logic in everything. Of course none of it is true. I don&#8217;t really buy into many systems of thought used to explain human emotions. For example, maybe you&#8217;ve heard of psychological term “displacement,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Can Be Implied About The Character of the Current Cast of Saturday Night Live Based On The Show’s Opening Credits</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This year the opening credits to Saturday Night Live open with Jewish me, Fred Armisen. Quite like me, Fred is seen leafing through a box of vinyl records, presumably in New York City. It is clear that the record store is not very organized because the titles are ordered PEARL JAM, SEX PISTOLS, JOY DIVISION. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Follow-up from Beyond the Grave</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 14:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello again, Smartass radio&#8217;s Michael Jackson correspondent Megan Riebesell here, just checking in to follow up on the status of our dearly beloved.  As we all could have predicted, not even MJ&#8217;s passage into eternity could ease the controversy that besieged him all his life.  Back here on earth, we are still picking away at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irrefutable Evidence That Time Travel Can’t Exist</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As much as it pains me to say, time travel is fucking impossible. I came to this conclusion at Roy&#8217;s parents house recently. I realized that if time travel ever existed, it always existed. Trippy, right? Anyway, the thing that made me realize this is that no one has completely dominated music (or really anything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Passion of Nicolas Cage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEY! Something NEW! Here&#8217;s a guest blog from our very excellent friend Pavel Podolyak. You can check out his rantings about current politics (and now celebrity commentary) at his blog The Pragmatist. Here&#8217;s his take on the career of Nicolas Cage. &#8211; DJ Hollywood has reached a special milestone with the most ridiculous movie of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Retrospective From The Eyes Of A True Believer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has heard the sad news about Michael Jackson and I like to think that everyone was at least somewhat saddened. I mean if you don&#8217;t like Michael Jackson songs, then what&#8217;s the point? While everyone was upset, some people, some very deeply devoted fans, were nothing short of devastated&#8230;physically , emotionally, spiritually. One of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virginian Man Sues Friends, Family and Acquaintances For Making Him Feel Bad In Ground Breaking Case</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlottesville, VA: In a ground breaking court case, Virginian resident Todd Sampson took 36 individuals to court under the charge of “making him feel bad.” What’s more surprising: he won. The story began two years ago when Sampson, 47, took the Subway sandwich company to court for “making him feel fat.” Sampson, an avid television [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mastodon’s “Leviathan”: The Perfect Album for the Beach this Summer</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/mastodons-leviathan-the-perfect-album-for-the-beach-this-summer</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/mastodons-leviathan-the-perfect-album-for-the-beach-this-summer#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2094</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[HELLO VIETNAM!!! I hope you all have been enjoying this gorgeous sunny, summer weather. I know that, at least here on Long Island, it is really starting to warm up. Finally that comfortable outdoor weather that everyone longs for all year!! Anyway, if you’re like me, warm weather means it’s beach time!! It’s time to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a ‘crunchberry.’”</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/this-court-is-not-aware-of-nor-has-plaintiff-alleged-the-existence-of-any-actual-fruit-referred-to-as-a-crunchberry</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/this-court-is-not-aware-of-nor-has-plaintiff-alleged-the-existence-of-any-actual-fruit-referred-to-as-a-crunchberry#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2008</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone who&#8217;s ever taken a law class of any sort, or who reads Uncle John&#8217;s Bathroom Reader surely knows about the absolutely retarded case brought against McDonald&#8217;s by some old bitch from Albuquerque who didn&#8217;t know not to take the top off her hot coffee between her legs while driving. This dopey broad actually ended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 48: Interview: Tim Millar of Protest the Hero</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After what felt like three months without a post we&#8217;re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my girl and I went on one of the most metal tears ever. My last day of class was 5/6/09 and I capped it with an extreme performance by GWAR at the Chance in Poughkeepsie then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 47: Last Live Show on WFNP</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-47-last-live-show-on-wfnp</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-47-last-live-show-on-wfnp#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 22:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1919</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey all, here&#8217;s a bitter-sweet podcast (or &#8220;Bittersuite&#8221; as Motley Crue would have you believe, Nikki Sixx is a god damned poet) &#8211; the recording of my last college radio show. Honestly I think it&#8217;s one of our best ever. Tommi-Grace Melito sat in with us and we had a really good time. Thanks to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The Know With Roy: Ospreys</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/in-the-know-with-roy-ospreys</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/in-the-know-with-roy-ospreys#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1879</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Many people, particularly those who live nearby water, have heard of an animal called the osprey. You may have even been lucky enough to have seen one of these birds of prey in action. Osprey’s are very cool and they are certainly a species that everyone could use more information on. To help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Calling You Out, Toronto</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1867</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I understand some of the people who visit this site don&#8217;t necessarily listen to  the live show, download the podcast, follow us on twitter or know us personally. So, I&#8217;m taking the time to get those people caught up on my latest antagonist act. While using stumbleupon the other day, I came across this obnoxious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Reviews With Your American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III: The Knowing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-the-knowing</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-the-knowing#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1837</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello internet world, its me, your American Hero with another movie review. This time I’m soder and ready to rip the shizzle out of one of the worst movies of all-time. So hold onto your keyboards as I go off on this terrible movie. So I get to the theatre a little outside San Jose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Red Meat Gives You Cancer? Horseshit.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/red-meat-gives-you-cancer-horseshit</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/red-meat-gives-you-cancer-horseshit#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1632</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who is Barry Popkin? You mean you don’t know! He’s the director of the obesity center at the University of Carolina (which means he probably looks like the offspring of Roseanne Barr and a skyscraper). Papa Popkin recently preformed a study (no, not breakfast) that yielded startling results. Hold onto your hats kids, because the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would I Rather Go Bananas Or Go Hog Wild?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1615</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to have a good time! If you can’t stomach that fact, then it’s high time you got on out of here, because that, my friend, is an unquestionable truth. I like to have a good time. DJ likes to have a good time. Peter Paul Marsh III (American Hero) loves to have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Nation Needs Its Ass Kicked and Irving Azoff Can Suck My Dick</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/livenation-needs-its-ass-kicked</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/livenation-needs-its-ass-kicked#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just made my first transaction on Live Nation, which is trying to merge with ticket sales overlord TicketMaster (CEO: Money grubbing Guns N&#8217; Roses, Van Halen, Steely Dan and NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK manager Irving Azoff). Remember like a year or so ago when you would go to buy a ticket it would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Would Hate To Be An Alcoholic Slave</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-would-hate-to-be-an-alcoholic-slave</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-would-hate-to-be-an-alcoholic-slave#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1536</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was reading some Bill Faulkner today and was thinking about how terrible it would be to be someone else’s slave. I already have trouble doing things for myself. If my job was to fulfill the demands of someone else as well, I would have to file for unemployment. Except, too bad, I can’t because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pope or “The Dumbest Motherfucker Alive”</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1523</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Beyond basic knowledge about your operating system, web browser and location (yea&#8230; where you live within a pretty reasonable distance), I don&#8217;t know too much about you guys &#8211; our readers. What I can surmise though, is there are about 100 people reading every day. I think it&#8217;s safe to assume some of you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Predator X: Not a Sequel</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/predator-x-not-a-sequel</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/predator-x-not-a-sequel#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1522</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let me state that following a Static X post with post about Predator X is like following the Jonas Brothers with Pantera. That being said, don&#8217;t judge Predator X before you read this. &#8211; DJ Fuckin&#8217; a &#8211; how come only news sources (and tabloids) ending in .co.uk bring us anything usefull to read while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Static X</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post was written for SmartassRadio 1.0 &#8211; and it has remained hidden somewhere in my hard drive between &#8220;Slutty Squirters 3&#8243; and &#8220;Terminator 3&#8243; (both equally erotic for eerily similar reasons). Today is the day I got the new album, Cult of Static. While I ponder my review, you can read this little ditty, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SUNY New Paltz, You’re Welcome</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a quick news report from the desk of SmartassRadio news headquarters. The New York Times has recently reported that SUNY New Paltz (the college which I have graduated from and DJ lives near) has seen a tremendous surge in enrollment in recent years.  The article wrongly proports that this increase  is due to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wait A Second, When People Laugh At My Dancing Are They Laughing With Me Or At Me?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/wait-a-second-when-people-laugh-at-my-dancing-are-they-laughing-with-me-or-at-me</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/wait-a-second-when-people-laugh-at-my-dancing-are-they-laughing-with-me-or-at-me#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1439</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to dance, so sue me!!!!!! Hahaha, I&#8217;m sorry, that first line just cracked me up. But seriously folks, I do; I do love to dance. Dancing is my natural passion. In fact, if I were to have my own Vitamin Water it would have only two ingredients: passion fruit and dancing&#8230;and water. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Didn’t You All Used to be Whores In College?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/1440</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/1440#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I get a few magazines delivered to our house that neither of us has a subscription for: Us Weekly, OK! Weekly, Vibe, Entrepreneur and the occasional J&#38;R Cigar catalog. We&#8217;ve been living in our current place for almost two months and I had thought I&#8217;d seen it all. I was so fucking wrong. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Notre Dame Fighting Irish Leprechaun, Not Particularly Irish Looking</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-notre-dame-fighting-irish-leprechaun-not-particularly-irish-looking</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-notre-dame-fighting-irish-leprechaun-not-particularly-irish-looking#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1434</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I’ve been hanging out with Regis Philbin a lot recently and he has been chatting my ear off incessantly over his favorite college football team the “Notre Dame Fighting Irish.” I happen to be a pretty Irish fellow (50%), and if you need more proof than just genetics consider this: last St. Patrick’s Day I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio Pyramid-Style Contest!!</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-pyramid-style-contest</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-pyramid-style-contest#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1431</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[DJ just told me about this guy, Josh Freese. He’s releasing an album and has set up different tiers of purchasing deals. The cheapest and most basic level gets you a digital copy of the album for $7.  The prices and prizes increase from there, until the $75,000 level where you get Mr. Freese as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Fuck Is Happening In The Music Industry</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-the-fuck-is-happening-in-the-music-industry</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-the-fuck-is-happening-in-the-music-industry#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1417</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Sorry for the brief hiatus, I’ve had a very busy week fulfilling my “real life” obligations. Nevertheless, I am glad to be back to my “fake life.” Tonight DJ and I will be on the radio doing our thang. Be sure to tune in, WFNP.org for the live webcast or 88.7 FM if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1359</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As many of you have read in my previous posts, I have, in the past, been involved with Barbadian pop singer Rihanna. Sadly, our relationship was short lived- I wanted to take things slow and Rihanna, still young and frisky, was overly eager and moving too quickly for my taste. While we still talked with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Papa Roach</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-papa-roach</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1331</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My last installment of “What Not To Listen To: Static X” was featured on the old site and was one of the few things that didn&#8217;t make it over to the new one when we switched last August. So, I&#8217;ll be posting that as soon as I find the original document. What Not To Listen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 42: Live Show February 5, 2009</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-42-live-show-february-5-2009</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-42-live-show-february-5-2009#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 04:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1338</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This mess of a radio show is the first of the semester. Topics include Michael Phelps, Bill Gates, and Facebook. Also, we found out that Roy is a racist, sexist, ageist, fatist asshole who thinks strippers are too dumb to be president of the U.S. Please forgive his ignorance. Be sure to turn in next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Stupid Do You Think I Am? With Joel C. Marquette (Parachute Juggling)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/how-stupid-do-you-think-i-am-with-joel-c-marquette-parachute-juggling</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/how-stupid-do-you-think-i-am-with-joel-c-marquette-parachute-juggling#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jan 2009 04:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1284</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s amazing what people will tolerate when it comes to the dumbness of others. Anyone who has ever worked a job that involves public interaction has surely been accosted by questions, comments or criticisms which are so unreasonable or so vapid that the brain can barely compose a response. How many times have you pinched [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cast of “Friends” Has Never Made Me Laugh</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-cast-of-%e2%80%9cfriends%e2%80%9d-has-never-made-me-laugh</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-cast-of-%e2%80%9cfriends%e2%80%9d-has-never-made-me-laugh#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jan 2009 04:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1276</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently downloaded season two of 30 Rock and was treated to the hilarious episode titled “Greenzo.” Man, that Alec Baldwin/Tina Fey combination is something else. They legitimately make me laugh out loud. The guest star in this episode, however, makes me want to give myself a spinal tap. Similarly, I downloaded the first two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things They’ll Find When I’m Dead</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/things-theyll-find-when-im-dead</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1249</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This article from the Telegraph (quite possibly my favorite news source) is a heartwarming tale of a widow finally finding out what was in her husband&#8217;s mysterious trunk. It had always been locked and he never showed her what was inside. When she opened it, what would she find? Gold Deblumes? The body of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear SmartassRadio</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it&#8217;s about that rash on Roy&#8217;s inner thigh or Chachi&#8217;s battered liver, we always figure out the right solution to whatever&#8217;s ailing us. We decided to extend that courtesy to our readers. It started as medical advice, but clearly a few of our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Positive Reinforcement</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/positive-reinforcement</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/positive-reinforcement#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1096</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This winter to get a supplemental income (aside from this cash-factory) I decided to be a Girl&#8217;s Winter Track Coach. Of course, Middle School Girls Track teams have to be talked to a certain way. You can&#8217;t talk to them like regular people. You can&#8217;t directly threaten them or make comments about their physical appearance. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Food Network Were Sold to a Tacky Porn Site</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/if-food-network-were-sold-to-a-tacky-porn-site</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/if-food-network-were-sold-to-a-tacky-porn-site#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1085</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s economy, I find it hard to believe that a TV channel like Food Network is able to keep all of its current programming and exist as a channel (although if there are even a thousand bored college students like me, they should have no trouble through January). Once January&#8217;s over, though, they&#8217;ll have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter to the Editor of OK! Weekly</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-the-editor-of-ok-weekly</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-the-editor-of-ok-weekly#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1024</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I moved into a new apartment on New Year&#8217;s Eve and the previous tenants left an entire month&#8217;s worth of coupons, bills and magazines in our mailbox. Among the magazines were two copies of Vibe, two copies of Entrepreneur and four copies OK! Weekly, the lesser and perhaps even more obnoxious version of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Memories Unearthed” With Roy</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/%e2%80%9cmemories-unearthed%e2%80%9d-with-roy</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/%e2%80%9cmemories-unearthed%e2%80%9d-with-roy#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 04:00:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1012</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I think of squishy, intricate membrane where data and emotions can be stored and conjured, I almost always think: the human brain. We can all agree that brains are pretty useful, helping us humans accomplish tasks 4 out of 5 times. But I wouldn’t say the brain is perfect just yet, at least not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 39: Interview: Andrew W.K.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-39-interview-andrew-wk</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=926</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No one has mastered the art of partying like Andrew W.K. For those who are unaware, he&#8217;s just released a compilation of his monthly advice column in Japan, has been featured in the January &#8217;09 Esquire and is basically my new messiah. For those who haven&#8217;t had the pleasure, an Andrew W.K. party is truly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good News For Ugly Dudes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=831</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Researchers have somehow proven that women who drink, even moderately, have a reduced ability to recognize attractiveness in males. Specifically, it affects their ability to recognize facial symmetry, which supposedly has something to do with attractiveness. To this I politely say, &#8220;ohhhh fooey.&#8221; It is my experience that women are completely and utterly batshit insane, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Terrible Possibility</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 18:34:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=672</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Many reputable anthropologists will tell you that many reputable animals were first fish. I’m not going to get into the specifics of the whole thing, frankly I don’t understand it. Suffice it to say that everyone from Rasputin to Walt Disney has evolved from an ancient tadpole in some Triassic shit-pool. Imagining this ancestral progression [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I Will Keep In Mind Should I Ever Go On a Date with Natalie Portman</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 18:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=661</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The lovely Natalie Portman began her acting career in1994 starring in the movie Leon (aka the professional), a quirky flick about a professional assassin who begrudgingly befriends the young and spunky Mathilda (Portman). Hilarity, scenes of graphic violence and strong language ensue. I wish I could say that movie was my first, but alas it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roy&#8217;s Room</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=653</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For some reason me and Roy think everyone cares about where we live and what we do. Lucky for you, we&#8217;re moving into a new apartment together so we&#8217;ll be able to pump out mores podcasts/posts for you to listen to and read. But until then, theese are the conditions in which we&#8217;re living and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The soon to be most looked at article on the internet</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=536</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, Pamela Anderson adopted a child, but not just any child. You guessed it folks, she stole one from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! Some people are speculating that Pamela Anderson did, in fact, sneak into the Jolie-Pitt villa late last night accompanied by no-other than tv funny man, Steve Carrell. Steve had just come [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Organized Crime vs Organized Religion</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=505</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On this past week&#8217;s show I mentioned this article. It got me thinking about a few things. My first thought was that if I started now, I could probably have my own sizeable organization by the time I&#8217;m sixty. After my brain shot that down, I thought &#8220;Why don&#8217;t I live in Italy?&#8221; to which [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Plants: A People Uprooted</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Swiss Government’s “Ethics Committee on Non-Human Biotechnology” has recently released a report entitled “The Dignity of Living Begins With Regard to Plants.” The twenty-four page expose proposes the notion that plants have some rights of their own. The committee purports that snipping a road-side wildflower for no reason is actually an immoral decapitation. After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Farts = Funny: A Lesson in Fart Theory</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 21:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you find the title of this article even remotely juvenile or questionable do not read any further (unless you like that sort of thing). I have a very decidedly problematic relationship with farts &#8211; I simultaneously find them horrifically disgusting and uncontrollably laugh out loud funny. I think I’ve finally figured out their secret, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Need to Move.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 18:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may or may not know that I currently reside in the hippy college town of New Paltz, NY &#8211; where I&#8217;m finishing up school. What you may not know is that I live in a shitty little apartment above a toy store. This is all well and good for a few reasons &#8211; it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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