Nothing has ever made me want to buy a Vanilla Ice album more. Rob Van Winkle, you are really turning this thing around. Please continue to let Virgin Mobile tell you what to do, they clearly have a better idea than you do.

This ad got me thinking about other artists I would like an apology from and why.

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Jesus Christ this mountain house better be worth the trip through this dump of a town. I’ve haven’t seen towns this filthy since my last stint in the Congo working as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations Refugee Agency. Fuck. And I hope Brad Pitt, my domestic partner, can get up here soon; there’s no way I can deal with all six of my children by myself, I’m only 33 years old for goodness sake! Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne! Can you all shut the fuck up, Mommy’s trying to drive!

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