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	<title>Smartass Radio &#187; Metal</title>
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		<title>How to Meet Girls at Metal Shows</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2011 04:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love metal. I also love chicks. Should be easy enough to combine the two, right? Wrong. Picking up chicks at metal shows is like finding a single needle in 8,000 haystacks. But don&#8217;t fret &#8211; your pal DJ is here to outline exactly how to go about picking up babes while banging your head. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F.A.I.L.//S.A.F.E. (Part II)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my previous post I discussed four criteria which make up the ideal romantic partner. Of course, because I was describing an ideal, I was also describing an impossibility. In my eyes a dream girl/guy would be very funny, extremely attractive, have genius-level intelligence and be as loyal as a lark. In reality, candidates are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music + Humor = Fun (A SmartassRadio Announcement)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all: In our efforts to provide an ever-better site for you, the crew here at SAR INC has decided to make another web-page revamp. However, this time the site change isn’t cosmetic, it’s content based. If you are a long time follower you probably remember our first content change. Initially the site was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Passion of Nicolas Cage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEY! Something NEW! Here&#8217;s a guest blog from our very excellent friend Pavel Podolyak. You can check out his rantings about current politics (and now celebrity commentary) at his blog The Pragmatist. Here&#8217;s his take on the career of Nicolas Cage. &#8211; DJ Hollywood has reached a special milestone with the most ridiculous movie of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Orgy of Mourning” As Described by Daniel Joseph Scully</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may not know this, but I&#8217;m a pretty well-read guy. I&#8217;m not implying I&#8217;ve read any particular library of classic books &#8211; I&#8217;ve made it a point to never read a single Charles Dickens book no matter how many I was assigned throughout high school, I have a particular disdain for Ernest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mastodon’s “Leviathan”: The Perfect Album for the Beach this Summer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HELLO VIETNAM!!! I hope you all have been enjoying this gorgeous sunny, summer weather. I know that, at least here on Long Island, it is really starting to warm up. Finally that comfortable outdoor weather that everyone longs for all year!! Anyway, if you’re like me, warm weather means it’s beach time!! It’s time to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 48: Interview: Tim Millar of Protest the Hero</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After what felt like three months without a post we&#8217;re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my girl and I went on one of the most metal tears ever. My last day of class was 5/6/09 and I capped it with an extreme performance by GWAR at the Chance in Poughkeepsie then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into A Heterosexual Adult Male: A Photo-Journey of My Shockingly Slow Progression Towards Masculinity</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence finally being associated with me and it’s high time we acknowledge it. I’m finally being accepted as a straight twenty-something guy. In the four years since I’ve left High School, I have  let H&#38;M, my fragile bones and my love for colors allow me to appear like a homosexual. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into Kid Rock: A Photo-journey of My Shockingly Fast Descent Into Hillbillydom</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence stacking up against me and it&#8217;s high time I acknowledge it. I&#8217;m becoming a piece of white trash human garbage. In the four years since I&#8217;ve left High School, I have absolutely let the semi-freedom of college destroy me as a person. While, I&#8217;m very comfortable with the latest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Review: That Metal Show or “Why Eddie Trunk is a Big Ball of Failure”</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In recent months, two metal shows have been created by less-than-qualified individuals. First, the TalkingMetal,com clowns were given a show on Fuse. My loathing for that podcast and its snore inducing hosts cannot be put into words, so I&#8217;ve avoided it like the plague. Second, is Eddie Trunk&#8216;s new VH1 Classic outfit That Metal Show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Static X</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post was written for SmartassRadio 1.0 &#8211; and it has remained hidden somewhere in my hard drive between &#8220;Slutty Squirters 3&#8243; and &#8220;Terminator 3&#8243; (both equally erotic for eerily similar reasons). Today is the day I got the new album, Cult of Static. While I ponder my review, you can read this little ditty, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Internet: What?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-internet-what</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-internet-what#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1487</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Internet is a many splendored thing. If I were to try to hunt down a video of a woman doin&#8217; it in an ET costume (link NSFW and probably not safe for 99% of the population &#8211; you&#8217;ve been warned), it would take literally hours in the real world. If I wanted to know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Multiple Personality Disorder And How It Relates To The Character Roster of Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 64</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-multiple-personality-disorder-and-how-it-relates-to-the-character-roster-of-super-smash-bros-for-nintendo-64</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-multiple-personality-disorder-and-how-it-relates-to-the-character-roster-of-super-smash-bros-for-nintendo-64#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1344</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow! Long time, no see! Right? Am I Right? (Rhetorical). Hope everyone had a great weekend, I know I did. What was particularly fun about my days off was the amount of psychotherapy I was able to fit in. Most weekends I literally get  ZERO psychotherapy done, but this weekend I was able to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Papa Roach</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-papa-roach</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-papa-roach#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1331</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My last installment of “What Not To Listen To: Static X” was featured on the old site and was one of the few things that didn&#8217;t make it over to the new one when we switched last August. So, I&#8217;ll be posting that as soon as I find the original document. What Not To Listen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Positive Reinforcement</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/positive-reinforcement</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/positive-reinforcement#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jan 2009 04:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1096</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This winter to get a supplemental income (aside from this cash-factory) I decided to be a Girl&#8217;s Winter Track Coach. Of course, Middle School Girls Track teams have to be talked to a certain way. You can&#8217;t talk to them like regular people. You can&#8217;t directly threaten them or make comments about their physical appearance. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guest Blog: R.A. Riekki&#8217;s Top 10 (Metal) Albums 1989-1990</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/guest-blog-ra-riekkis-top-10-albums-1989-1990</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/guest-blog-ra-riekkis-top-10-albums-1989-1990#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Dec 2008 03:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>R.A. Riekki</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=726</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[This is a first here on Smartass Radio - a guest blog. This is by author R.A. Riekki who is America's first real metal novelist. His debut novel, U.P.,is available from Ghost Road Press.The book is an insane romp through Michigan's Upper Peninsula. If you're sick of Chuck Palahniuk, or if you like metal, rap [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Long Island: Home to the Least Considerate Assholes Ever.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/long-island-home-to-the-least-considerate-assholes-ever</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/long-island-home-to-the-least-considerate-assholes-ever#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 10:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok I&#8217;m sure everyone and their senile grandmother knows about this story: Jdimytai Damour, a temp employee of Wal-Mart was trampled to death on black friday by an angry mob of Long Island douchebags. That is old news. However, this story brings to light some more facts I was peviously unaware of. For starters, Jdimytai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Dave Brockie of GWAR</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-dave-brockie-of-gwar</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-dave-brockie-of-gwar#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=559</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[GWAR are the ultimate kings, and Dave Brockie (Oderus Urungus) is king of the kings. At Smartass Radio, we GWARship the ground that he rapes, pillages, and blows wads on. The opportunity to catch up with Dave before the much anticipated &#8220;Electile Dysfunction Tour&#8221; was coveted by each and every brohab in our office. Now [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast 29: Interview: Corey Beaulieu of Trivium</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-29-interview-corey-beaulieu-of-trivium</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-29-interview-corey-beaulieu-of-trivium#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 16:31:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I interviewed Corey Beaulieu of Trivium on Wed. Rocktober 1st. He&#8217;s a super cool guy and I feel bad about waking him up at 5 in the afternoon. The band&#8217;s new album Shogun just came out on Sept 30 and it fucking rocks. We talked about the initial response to the album, his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast 27: Interview: Matt Byrne of Hatebreed</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-27-interview-matt-byrne-of-hatebreed</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-27-interview-matt-byrne-of-hatebreed#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:39:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=368</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For a guy who&#8217;s driving, Matt Byrne makes a hell of an interviewee. This guy is an animal player and in this interview we talk about the new Hatebreed DVD, Live Dominance, his upcoming instructional DVD and the nuances of Zac Hanson&#8217;s drumming. Enjoy! Special thanks to Skydzo on this one&#8230; he basically made it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>NEW SITE (again&#8230;)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/new-site-again</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/new-site-again#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/wordpress/?p=116</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who have been with us from the beginning you might be shocked that we&#8217;ve redesigned the site again. This time it&#8217;s basically for good. We&#8217;ve switched from doing everything manually to a WordPress format. The hand-coding for updates was too insane and this new format allows for better, more centralized content [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast 13: Metal N&#8217; Misogyny</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/you-shook-me-all-night-wrong-haha-get-it</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/you-shook-me-all-night-wrong-haha-get-it#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[if you really wanna see how awful it is, double click then click &#8216;view in high quality&#8217; ugh. here&#8217;s the entirety of &#8220;What Not To Listen To: Celine Dion&#8221; What you most definitely should not be listening to in any way shape or form is dumb Celine Dion. This anorexic bitch is a waste of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast 10: Interview: Sebastian Bach</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sebastian-bach</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/sebastian-bach#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 22:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Axl Rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guns n' roses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sebastian Bach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skid Row]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This interview really doesn&#8217;t need much of an introduction. It was conducted on March 5th, 2008 and I&#8217;m really proud of it. I&#8217;m not joking when I say that if you like either &#8220;Skid Row&#8221; or &#8220;Slave to the Grind&#8221; you&#8217;ll love &#8220;Angel Down.&#8221; Baz is a maniac in all the best ways, as evidenced [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: The Red Chord</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-red-chord</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-red-chord#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 22:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Keller]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Red Chord]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Keller of The Red Chord was kind enough to take some time out of his day to talk to me on Wednesday, February 27th. I fucked up the date and I was planning on editing it out, but ultimately decided to leave everything in. I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s up with all the background noise&#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Skeletonwitch</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/skeletonwitch</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/skeletonwitch#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 22:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scott hendrick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[skeletonwitch]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Scunty D of Skeletonwitch called me from Ohio after their tour with Dying Fetus. Their new album rocks and I’m dying to see their live show (which I hear is brutal). The guys are currently on tour with The Red Chord and Job for a Cowboy and are making the massive mistake of not coming [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Killswitch Engage</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/killswitch-engage</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/killswitch-engage#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joel stroetzel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[killswitch engage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Joel Stroetzel of Killswitch Engage was even nicer than Dez Fafara which was a little bit more expected. He and his wife were very welcoming and he was unbelievably interested in what I had to say (shocking…).]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: DevilDriver</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/devildriver</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/devildriver#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 22:01:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[DevilDriver]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dez Fafara]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dez Fafara of DevilDriver was one of the nicest guys I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. Please ignore the joke I ripped off of Opie &#38; Anthony. Other than that, please enjoy a really great interview.]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: 3 Inches of Blood</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/3-inches-of-blood</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/3-inches-of-blood#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 21:56:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[3 Inches of Blood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Operation: Annihilation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shane clark]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[static x]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I got to interview guitarist Shane from Canada&#8217;s reigning king&#8217;s of Beard-core, 3 Inches of Blood at their recent Operation: Annihilation date on Long Island. We talked metal, drugs, facial hair and pretty much anything awesome you wanna think you might hear in the following 8 minutes. Quit school. Interview: 3 Inches of Blood]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Joey Belladonna</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/joey-belladonna</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/joey-belladonna#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 21:55:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Anthrax]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Joey Belladonna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I got to talk to Joey on the phone on the 16th of October. He&#8217;s a really cool laid back guy (yeah, a metal dude from New York who&#8217;s not a total douche, go figure!). We talked about his upcoming tour, his solo records, and a few things surrounding the on going drama that is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Rusty Cooley</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/rusty-cooley</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/rusty-cooley#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 21:54:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guitar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Outworld]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rusty Cooley]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Outworld&#8217;s music is both mindblowingly fast and brutally heavy and that is in no small part due to the guitar wizardry provided by Houston&#8217;s own Rusty Cooley. While we&#8217;re waiting for a new album and impending tour, I got to talk to him on the phone for a few minutes about all sorts of things [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Cold War Survivor</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/cold-war-survivor</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/cold-war-survivor#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Sep 2007 21:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cold war survivor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[New Paltz &#8211; a hippy paradise, alive with a raging &#8220;funk/jam&#8221; scene. Ugh. I spend 9 months a year with these idiots and finally have refuge in Cold War Survivor. They are what American metal is all about. War themed lyrics, badass riffs, breakdowns to rip your head off… what more could a boy ask [...]]]></description>
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