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Holiday Drinking and, Hey, What Else Can I Put On This Christmas Tree?

You know what?

If I said that really condescendingly it would be a good insult, but if I say it with a smile it sounds like I am about to tell you something, and I am! There is one thing I like to do before I sit down to write blogs. Nope, guess again, I like to put on some groovy tunes! Well, hey, let’s get real: it’s about a week into December and from what I can remember I am getting weak in the knees with anticipation. Am I anticipating the antifreeze? No! I’m anticipating the poinsettias, mistletoe, wreaths, ivy, holly and evergreens! As I began this blog I put on one of my all time favorite Christmas songs: “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree.”

Go ahead and press play there, it makes a good background track.

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The soon to be most looked at article on the internet

Recently, Pamela Anderson adopted a child, but not just any child. You guessed it folks, she stole one from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! Some people are speculating that Pamela Anderson did, in fact, sneak into the Jolie-Pitt villa late last night accompanied by no-other than tv funny man, Steve Carrell. Steve had just come from a rendezvous with now single night-club vixen, Paris Hilton. The two (Steve and Paris) had met up at the opening of Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s newest Planet Hollywood in Des Moines. The opening was also attended by other A-listers, most notably: the boys from Orange County Choppers, Brandon Flowers, Kim Kardashian and president-elect Barack Obama.

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The Worst Painting Ever Painted

Until tonight I had never heard of Thomas Kinkade. Though I really should have because he has sold more paintings than any artist in the history of the world. In fact, it is estimated that 1 out of 10 homes in the United States have some form of his art. He is referred to as “The Painter of Light”. He sells his prints on QVC. He has a movie coming out that details the creation of his painting, “The Christmas Cottage”. And he may have painted the worst painting I have ever seen.

Take a look below…

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