<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>Smartass Radio &#187; party</title>
	<atom:link href="http://smartassradio.com/tag/party/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://smartassradio.com</link>
	<description>Weekly Podcast &#124; Daily Blog</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 16:04:22 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1</generator>
		<item>
		<title>Holiday Drinking and, Hey, What Else Can I Put On This Christmas Tree?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/holiday-drinking-and-hey-what-else-can-i-put-on-this-christmas-tree</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/holiday-drinking-and-hey-what-else-can-i-put-on-this-christmas-tree#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 04:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How-To]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aesop s fables]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birthday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cable]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david sedaris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drinking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evergreens]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extreme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guitar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hd]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[once]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rape]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reading]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rockin around the christmas tree]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worst]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2431</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know what? If I said that really condescendingly it would be a good insult, but if I say it with a smile it sounds like I am about to tell you something, and I am! There is one thing I like to do before I sit down to write blogs. Nope, guess again, I [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/holiday-drinking-and-hey-what-else-can-i-put-on-this-christmas-tree/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>4 Things I Want To Accomplish Before 2011.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/4-things-i-want-to-accomplish-before-2011</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/4-things-i-want-to-accomplish-before-2011#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2012]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[album]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andrew w.k.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Axl Rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bullshit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[commenters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[douche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[douchebag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Douchebags]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[karate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mastodon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new paltz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new year's resolutions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nights]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[once]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ukulele]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2330</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[4 Things I Want To Do By 2011 Apparently New Year&#8217;s Eve has come and gone. From all accounts I was in New Paltz for two nights celebrating, but there is absolutely no way I could confirm or deny those statements. My calendar, on the other hand, is about as reliable as any other calendar [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/4-things-i-want-to-accomplish-before-2011/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Smartass Radio 52: Nothing but Faith in Nothing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-52-nothing-but-faith-in-nothing</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-52-nothing-but-faith-in-nothing#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Andrew Strasser]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[awful lyrics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bad Brilliance]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cherie lily]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[james]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santo's Party House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Skyscraper Music Maker]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartassradio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tayisha busay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE NEWS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worst]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2230</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus, we&#8217;re back and better than ever. Here&#8217;s a strong podcast from James and me. I interviewed Cherie Lily (see below), Tayisha Busay, Andrew Strasser and Bad Brilliance at Santos Party House. Then, we covered the news in about two minutes, you get to hear some music from Tomorrow&#8217;s Outlook and we [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-52-nothing-but-faith-in-nothing/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
<enclosure url="http://smartassradio.com/audio/07_29_09_Smartass_Radio_53.mp3" length="51926957" type="audio/mpeg" />
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Mario Armando Lavandeira, My Heart Goes Out To You</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mean Spirited]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andy dufresne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asshole]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[black eye peas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[douche]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[finally]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fire Island]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[genius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[louie anderson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mario armando lavandeira]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[on fire]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[perez hilton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shitbag]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the best]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vh1]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wal-mart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wanted]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wasteland]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[will.i.am]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[words]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worst]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2135</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most readers are probably expecting me to bash Perez Hilton over the upsetting video he posted in regard to the savage beating he apparently suffered the other night. Well, expect no more! Here it is. For those who aren&#8217;t aware of what happened, here&#8217;s the brave little man explaining the situation in his own words. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>SmartassRadio 49: Sex, Drugs, Little Boys and Rock n’ Roll</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-49-sex-drugs-little-boys-and-rock-n-roll</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-49-sex-drugs-little-boys-and-rock-n-roll#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asshat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bachelor party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crunch berries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[david carradine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[finally]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gary glitter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[james]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new site]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[recording]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartassradio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2065</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[And with the new site, James has finally made his triumphant return! We had a really good time recording this on Wednesday. We covered all the big news and some personal stuff as well. We talked about this asshat, these kinky motherfuckers: and James&#8217; first bachelor party experience among other things. Look out for weekly [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-49-sex-drugs-little-boys-and-rock-n-roll/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
<enclosure url="http://smartassradio.com/audio/06_10_09.mp3" length="31603162" type="audio/mpeg" />
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>SmartassRadio 48: Interview: Tim Millar of Protest the Hero</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[album]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beard]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[booze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children of bodom]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crack the skye]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[debauchery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drinking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extreme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guitar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gwar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[history]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holy shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live show]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mastodon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[passed out]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[protest the hero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartassradio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sweaty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the best]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[words]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After what felt like three months without a post we&#8217;re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my girl and I went on one of the most metal tears ever. My last day of class was 5/6/09 and I capped it with an extreme performance by GWAR at the Chance in Poughkeepsie then [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
<enclosure url="http://smartassradio.com/audio/protest_the_hero.mp3" length="18203619" type="audio/mpeg" />
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I’m Turning Into A Heterosexual Adult Male: A Photo-Journey of My Shockingly Slow Progression Towards Masculinity</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american apparel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andrew w.k.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chocolat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[finally]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gay]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[groin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high school]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[homosexual]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Indie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jack]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[johnny depp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[manly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new paltz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sexual preferences]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[summer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[willy wonka]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1843</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence finally being associated with me and it’s high time we acknowledge it. I’m finally being accepted as a straight twenty-something guy. In the four years since I’ve left High School, I have  let H&#38;M, my fragile bones and my love for colors allow me to appear like a homosexual. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Movie Reviews With Your American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III: The Knowing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-the-knowing</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-the-knowing#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american hero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chocolat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easter egg]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easter eggs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extreme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fifty years]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[history]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Horse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how many people died on 9 11]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movie review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nicolas cage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[partying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pete marsh]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[research]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the best]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[THE NEWS]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[theme song]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wanted]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worst]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worst movies of all time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wwe theme song]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1837</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello internet world, its me, your American Hero with another movie review. This time I’m soder and ready to rip the shizzle out of one of the worst movies of all-time. So hold onto your keyboards as I go off on this terrible movie. So I get to the theatre a little outside San Jose [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-the-knowing/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Would I Rather Go Bananas Or Go Hog Wild?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[american hero]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dangerous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunkenness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[going bananas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[going hog wild]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[good times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[having a good time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high time]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naked]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[partying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Poll]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rape]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[red meat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartassradio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1615</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to have a good time! If you can’t stomach that fact, then it’s high time you got on out of here, because that, my friend, is an unquestionable truth. I like to have a good time. DJ likes to have a good time. Peter Paul Marsh III (American Hero) loves to have a [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I Would Hate To Be An Alcoholic Slave</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-would-hate-to-be-an-alcoholic-slave</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-would-hate-to-be-an-alcoholic-slave#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Addiction]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alcoholism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baseball cards]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[burger king]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drinking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[faulkner novel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guitar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hangin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reading]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[relaxin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sandwiches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[saw]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[servants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[slaves]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the best]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worst]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1536</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was reading some Bill Faulkner today and was thinking about how terrible it would be to be someone else’s slave. I already have trouble doing things for myself. If my job was to fulfill the demands of someone else as well, I would have to file for unemployment. Except, too bad, I can’t because [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/i-would-hate-to-be-an-alcoholic-slave/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The Internet: What?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-internet-what</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-internet-what#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Science]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Axl Rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cast of friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drew carey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[history]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[letter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[letter to the editor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Metal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mondrian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Names]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[once]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[papa roach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rambo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[real names]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[search term]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[search terms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sebastian Bach]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sebastian bach interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self reflexivity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartassradio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[top ten]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[val kilmer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wanted]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[words]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1487</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Internet is a many splendored thing. If I were to try to hunt down a video of a woman doin&#8217; it in an ET costume (link NSFW and probably not safe for 99% of the population &#8211; you&#8217;ve been warned), it would take literally hours in the real world. If I wanted to know [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/the-internet-what/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>SUNY New Paltz, You’re Welcome</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college enrollment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[graduate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hangin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[long island]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Neil Young]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new paltz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new york times]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[once]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartassradio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suny new paltz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suny students]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[suny system]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a quick news report from the desk of SmartassRadio news headquarters. The New York Times has recently reported that SUNY New Paltz (the college which I have graduated from and DJ lives near) has seen a tremendous surge in enrollment in recent years.  The article wrongly proports that this increase  is due to the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Wait A Second, When People Laugh At My Dancing Are They Laughing With Me Or At Me?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/wait-a-second-when-people-laugh-at-my-dancing-are-they-laughing-with-me-or-at-me</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/wait-a-second-when-people-laugh-at-my-dancing-are-they-laughing-with-me-or-at-me#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bonde do Role]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dangerous]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extreme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[genius]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Indie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[needles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wig]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1439</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to dance, so sue me!!!!!! Hahaha, I&#8217;m sorry, that first line just cracked me up. But seriously folks, I do; I do love to dance. Dancing is my natural passion. In fact, if I were to have my own Vitamin Water it would have only two ingredients: passion fruit and dancing&#8230;and water. It [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/wait-a-second-when-people-laugh-at-my-dancing-are-they-laughing-with-me-or-at-me/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Smartass Radio Pyramid-Style Contest!!</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-pyramid-style-contest</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-pyramid-style-contest#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 19:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[album]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angels in america]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[back massage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fancy beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Josh Freese]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[letter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lipton tea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[once]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal assistant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass radio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smash brothers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[words]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1431</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[DJ just told me about this guy, Josh Freese. He’s releasing an album and has set up different tiers of purchasing deals. The cheapest and most basic level gets you a digital copy of the album for $7.  The prices and prizes increase from there, until the $75,000 level where you get Mr. Freese as [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-pyramid-style-contest/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>23</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>A Conversation Between Charles Barkley and Jaleel White (Best Known as Urkel from “Family Matters”) Before Charles Barkley Left and Subsequently Got Pulled Over For Drunk Driving on His Way to Getting Blown by What One Can Only Imagine was Like a 6 or a 7</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-conversation-between-charles-barkley-and-jaleel-white-best-known-as-urkel-from-%e2%80%9cfamily-matters%e2%80%9d-before-charles-barkley-left-and-subsequently-got-pulled-over-for-drunk-driving-on-hi</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-conversation-between-charles-barkley-and-jaleel-white-best-known-as-urkel-from-%e2%80%9cfamily-matters%e2%80%9d-before-charles-barkley-left-and-subsequently-got-pulled-over-for-drunk-driving-on-hi#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sports!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[asses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[charles barkley]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drinking]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dud]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[due respect]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[frank caliendo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[history]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jaleel white]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michael strahan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[partying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[piece of ass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stephen colbert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tbs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Top 5]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[urkel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[woah]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1018</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As everyone should know, Charles Barkley was arrested for DUI on New Year&#8217;s Eve while on his way to an “amorous encounter” (woah! that sounds hot and heavy!). What information what not made readily available (at least not to this member of the celeb-driven blogosphere) was the fact that Sir Charles was leaving a party [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/a-conversation-between-charles-barkley-and-jaleel-white-best-known-as-urkel-from-%e2%80%9cfamily-matters%e2%80%9d-before-charles-barkley-left-and-subsequently-got-pulled-over-for-drunk-driving-on-hi/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>SmartassRadio 39: Interview: Andrew W.K.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-39-interview-andrew-wk</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-39-interview-andrew-wk#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Podcast]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[album]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[all day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[andrew w.k.]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dancing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dud]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extreme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hank]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[high school]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interview]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[michigan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[once]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[partying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[reading]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Santo's Party House]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartass]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[smartassradio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the best]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vibe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wanted]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[weird]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[words]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[worst]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=926</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No one has mastered the art of partying like Andrew W.K. For those who are unaware, he&#8217;s just released a compilation of his monthly advice column in Japan, has been featured in the January &#8217;09 Esquire and is basically my new messiah. For those who haven&#8217;t had the pleasure, an Andrew W.K. party is truly [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-39-interview-andrew-wk/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
<enclosure url="http://smartassradio.com/audio/andrew_wk.mp3" length="15529130" type="audio/mpeg" />
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>The soon to be most looked at article on the internet</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-soon-to-be-most-looked-at-article-on-the-internet</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-soon-to-be-most-looked-at-article-on-the-internet#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The News]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adam Sandler]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adopt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alec Baldwin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Angelina Jolie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Arnold Schwarzenegger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Boba Fett]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brad pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brad pitt and angelina jolie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brandon flowers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Captain Falcon]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dale Earnhardt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[George Clooney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[james]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jay Leno]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kermit the Frog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kim Kardashian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LAPD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LeBron James]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[list]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Michael Moore]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Orange County Choppers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[painting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pamela anderson]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paul McCartney]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[president]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sarah Palin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Scientists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Star Trek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Steve Carrell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Denver Broncos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[threesome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tony Romo]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twilight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Urouteum]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=536</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, Pamela Anderson adopted a child, but not just any child. You guessed it folks, she stole one from Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie! Some people are speculating that Pamela Anderson did, in fact, sneak into the Jolie-Pitt villa late last night accompanied by no-other than tv funny man, Steve Carrell. Steve had just come [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/the-soon-to-be-most-looked-at-article-on-the-internet/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>How It Will Be When I Graduate College a Semester Early</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/how-it-will-be-when-i-graduate-college-a-semester-early</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/how-it-will-be-when-i-graduate-college-a-semester-early#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 03:40:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[graduate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[graduation]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[joy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[live]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[new paltz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[once]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sweaty]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=176</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When I graduate college a semester early things are going to be great. The first thing I’m going to do is cover the basics, ie: buy a house. I could probably move to Venice and get a little studio apartment or, maybe, a modest chateau along the French Riviera&#8230;.but I think instead I’ll stay right [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/how-it-will-be-when-i-graduate-college-a-semester-early/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Bada Bang</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/bada-bang</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/bada-bang#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 23:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Photos/Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concert]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[easy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[extreme]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[guitar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[james]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[party]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pot]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rules]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[with]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[word]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[words]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[youtube]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartasstemp.wordpress.com/2008/08/03/bada-bang/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We have a very good friend named Steve, but he&#8217;s called Bada Bang, or Bang Bang, or Bada, or Bang, or Hibbity (really.) Anyway &#8211; we (James, Bada, our friend John and I) went to see Extreme this past weekend and it rocked very fucking hard. I guess I should give a quick review then [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://smartassradio.com/bada-bang/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>

<!-- Performance optimized by W3 Total Cache. Learn more: http://www.w3-edge.com/wordpress-plugins/

Served from: smartassradio.com @ 2012-05-23 11:59:26 -->
