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	<title>Smartass Radio &#187; rihanna</title>
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		<title>Missed Connections from a Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Missed Connections</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joel C. Marquette]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Missed Connections are the most desperate, pathetic form of making contact with a potential sexual partner. &#8220;I saw you on the L train last Monday around 10 AM. I know you noticed me too, but I was too shy chickenshit to go up to you and strike up a conversation. So, here I am writing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot New Information on Kanye West’s Next Album</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2322</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well after much debate, I have decided that, ultimately, my posts are better written in regular ink. These past few months, following the advice of friends, I experimented with writing in invisible ink. The obvious benefits being, a) hey, it saves money and 2) it’s easy on the hand. The drawback: eye straining. Hold on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast 50: Was This Supposed To Be A Milestone</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-50-was-this-supposed-to-be-a-milestone</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-50-was-this-supposed-to-be-a-milestone#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[alcohol]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[ego]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[huey lewis]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey all, This week we had a packed house as Patty, Roy, James and I gingerly sipped alcohol in a dingy basement. This week&#8217;s topics included the supposed Rihanna sex tape which stars an actress who looks nothing like Rihanna, a week old puppy getting flushed down the toilet, Patty&#8217;s impending death on her way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I’m Sorry, But You Are No Longer The Best Looking Couple In The World</title>
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		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-im-sorry-but-you-are-no-longer-the-best-looking-couple-in-the-world#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought Kim Kardashian was just a gorgeous, mindless, single slut- but I was totally wrong: she is not single. Apparently, she has been dating Reggie Bush, who was also, apparently, carved from ivory ebony. For the past few years I thought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the best looking couple possible. WRONG. Take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Ideal Girl</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-ideal-girl</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-ideal-girl#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[college]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Doritos]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Anyone who knows me knows that I do not settle for anything less than the absolute best. I won&#8217;t eat re-heated pizza, I only wear black socks and I would never co-host a radio show unless I knew that my fellow host was an individual of exemplary moral fortitude. Of course, the same goes for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Fuck Is Happening In The Music Industry</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-the-fuck-is-happening-in-the-music-industry</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-the-fuck-is-happening-in-the-music-industry#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1417</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Sorry for the brief hiatus, I’ve had a very busy week fulfilling my “real life” obligations. Nevertheless, I am glad to be back to my “fake life.” Tonight DJ and I will be on the radio doing our thang. Be sure to tune in, WFNP.org for the live webcast or 88.7 FM if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Swear This is the Last Chris Brown/Rihanna Post for At Least 2-3 Days</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/we-swear-this-is-the-last-chris-brownrihanna-post-for-at-least-2-3-days</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/we-swear-this-is-the-last-chris-brownrihanna-post-for-at-least-2-3-days#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 04:00:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[alison krauss]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many of you have probably already heard, Chris Brown has given a whole new meaning to Rihanna’s hit single “S.O.S.” Unfortunately, no one at the scene allowed Rihanna to stand under their umbrella while Brown inflicted a thunderstorm of a beating. Allow me to be clear. I, the Chachanooga, am crestfallen that someone has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Chris Brown</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/an-open-letter-to-chris-brown</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/an-open-letter-to-chris-brown#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Brown, Listen here, douche bag &#8211; Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I&#8217;m personally disgusted with your conduct. I&#8217;ll begin this letter with some questions regarding the incident. First, who the hell are you receiving booty call texts from? You&#8217;re sitting in a fucking car with RIHANNA. Second, how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1359</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As many of you have read in my previous posts, I have, in the past, been involved with Barbadian pop singer Rihanna. Sadly, our relationship was short lived- I wanted to take things slow and Rihanna, still young and frisky, was overly eager and moving too quickly for my taste. While we still talked with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seven Things I Am Completely Inept At</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/seven-things-i-am-completely-inept-at</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/seven-things-i-am-completely-inept-at#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 04:00:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t make New Year&#8217;s resolutions.  Instead, during the first week of every year I analyze the top things that I am most inept at. Each year it gets harder and harder to come up with even one answer. This year it took some time, but I&#8217;ve listed out and explained the seven things I [...]]]></description>
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