I recently downloaded season two of 30 Rock and was treated to the hilarious episode titled “Greenzo.” Man, that Alec Baldwin/Tina Fey combination is something else. They legitimately make me laugh out loud. The guest star in this episode, however, makes me want to give myself a spinal tap. Similarly, I downloaded the first two episodes of the current season of Scrubs. Again, the cast is generally pretty brilliant and again, the guest star gives me chills from being so unfunny. These two guest “stars” have one thing in common (besides the ability to make me wretch in front of my TV). They were both main characters on the disturbingly popular Friends.

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Roy and I moved into a new apartment on New Year’s Eve and the previous tenants left an entire month’s worth of coupons, bills and magazines in our mailbox. Among the magazines were two copies of Vibe, two copies of Entrepreneur and four copies OK! Weekly, the lesser and perhaps even more obnoxious version of Us Weekly. As I made my way through these three magazines, I caught myself thoroughly enjoying Entrepreneur, feigning interest in Vibe, and throwing a bigger and bigger fit with each new page of OK! So, I decided to write a letter to the editor pointing out just a few of the most glaring flaws in the publication they so brazenly put their name on. What follows is actually what I emailed susan@okmagazine.com (the editor in chief).

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Chachi is sick and tired of your bullshit resolutions. Specifically, he’s sick and tired of (and shockingly angry about) these 5 which seem to top everyone’s lists.

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Jesus Christ this mountain house better be worth the trip through this dump of a town. I’ve haven’t seen towns this filthy since my last stint in the Congo working as a Goodwill Ambassador for the United Nations Refugee Agency. Fuck. And I hope Brad Pitt, my domestic partner, can get up here soon; there’s no way I can deal with all six of my children by myself, I’m only 33 years old for goodness sake! Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne! Can you all shut the fuck up, Mommy’s trying to drive!

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According to this AFP article (I can only imagine AFP stands for Associated Fucking Press), 119 college presidents and other big wigs signed some gimmick asking for the legal drinking age to be lowered. Of course, some soccer mom has a huge problem with it, because she doesn’t understand how great booze is.

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