Dear Reader,

I’m still back on Long Island. I’m not going to lie, it has been a pretty nice time. The only trouble is the night life, for which there is none. The main reason for that is that all my friends are up in New Paltz and I’m down here. So, while my days are packed with delicious food and drum playing, my nights are left watching movies and updating the site while DJ drinks and ignores it. Below are five potential blog posts I could write. I’ve provided the first paragraph and then a brief mission statement for where I would go  with the post.  At the end of the post there is a poll. Read through the possibilities and then vote on your favorite. I’ll check the stats tomorrow night and complete the most popular selection.

Your Lonely Blog Writer,

Roy

Writing about how much I like this picture is a sixth blog possibility.

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[Petey Boi is a longtime friend of SmartassRadio.com and he's finally decided to contribute! He'll be doing movie reviews in his one-of-a-kind style from here on out. His first review is of the new Will Smith movie Seven Pounds - DJ]

Hello internet world. I’m Pete Marsh and I have the privilege of doing movie reviews here on smartassradio.com. I just wanna write a disclaimer before embarking on my review of Will Smith’s movie. I love all movies, except for two, so probably my reviews will only focus on the positives of movies. Secondly, you should know I am an expert and have been hand selected by the creators of smartassradio.com to review movies. This means if you disagree, u should know that your wrong and email DJ and/or Roy your hate mail. But if you really don’t like my opinions, I’m sorry, sincerely sorry and without further a due, SEVEN POUNDS!!!!

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