shit Archive

• 0July 15, 2009

  “Orgy of Mourning” As Described by Daniel Joseph Scully

  Many of you may not know this, but I’m a pretty well-read guy. I’m not implying I’ve read any particular...

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• 1June 23, 2009

  My Top Three Times That A Member of the Tannen Family Got Covered in Shit

  Every viewing of the Back to the Future trilogy provides the audience with something new. I don’t think I need...

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• 2April 6, 2009

  Review: That Metal Show or “Why Eddie Trunk is a Big Ball of Failure”

  In recent months, two metal shows have been created by less-than-qualified individuals. First, the TalkingMetal,com clowns were given a show...

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• 0March 27, 2009

  Red Meat Gives You Cancer? Horseshit.

  Who is Barry Popkin? You mean you don’t know! He’s the director of the obesity center at the University of...

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• 2March 20, 2009

  I Take Back Every Negative Thing I’ve Ever Said About Bob Dylan

  I hate Bob Dylan’s music. I really really do. To me, it sounds like the ramblings of an idiot on...

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• 0March 13, 2009

  What Not To Listen To: Static X

  This post was written for SmartassRadio 1.0 – and it has remained hidden somewhere in my hard drive between “Slutty...

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• 0February 13, 2009

  An Open Letter to Chris Brown

  Mr. Brown, Listen here, douche bag – Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I’m personally disgusted...

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