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		<title>F.A.I.L.//S.A.F.E. (Part II)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-ii</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-ii#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my previous post I discussed four criteria which make up the ideal romantic partner. Of course, because I was describing an ideal, I was also describing an impossibility. In my eyes a dream girl/guy would be very funny, extremely attractive, have genius-level intelligence and be as loyal as a lark. In reality, candidates are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Achieving Greatness</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/achieving-greatness</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/achieving-greatness#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 04:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Felix</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2515</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you do on a Friday night when all the money in your bank account is in default because your stupid cell phone company decides to debit your account twice for no reason, and all you have is two dollars and a poodle full pennies? Let me tell you- You get drunk! You grab [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guy Fieri: The Prototypical Guitar Center Store Manager</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/guy-fieri-the-prototypical-guitar-center-store-manager</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/guy-fieri-the-prototypical-guitar-center-store-manager#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2493</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Frequently, I find myself envying the relatively talentless people talking to me on TV. Instead of coming to grips with the fact that the bullshit I mindlessly peruse during timeouts passes as legitimate entertainment, I usually just assume the clown spewing pure garbage and nonentertainment into my brain lucked into the gig, held the producer&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missed Connections from a Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Missed Connections</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/missed-connections-from-a-guy-who-doesnt-understand-missed-connections</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/missed-connections-from-a-guy-who-doesnt-understand-missed-connections#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Joel C. Marquette]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2409</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Missed Connections are the most desperate, pathetic form of making contact with a potential sexual partner. &#8220;I saw you on the L train last Monday around 10 AM. I know you noticed me too, but I was too shy chickenshit to go up to you and strike up a conversation. So, here I am writing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Follow-up from Beyond the Grave</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-follow-up-from-beyond-the-grave</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-follow-up-from-beyond-the-grave#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 14:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2408</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello again, Smartass radio&#8217;s Michael Jackson correspondent Megan Riebesell here, just checking in to follow up on the status of our dearly beloved.  As we all could have predicted, not even MJ&#8217;s passage into eternity could ease the controversy that besieged him all his life.  Back here on earth, we are still picking away at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irrefutable Evidence That Time Travel Can’t Exist</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/irrefutable-evidence-that-time-travel-cant-exist</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/irrefutable-evidence-that-time-travel-cant-exist#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As much as it pains me to say, time travel is fucking impossible. I came to this conclusion at Roy&#8217;s parents house recently. I realized that if time travel ever existed, it always existed. Trippy, right? Anyway, the thing that made me realize this is that no one has completely dominated music (or really anything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>4 Things I Want To Accomplish Before 2011.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/4-things-i-want-to-accomplish-before-2011</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/4-things-i-want-to-accomplish-before-2011#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 18:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[4 Things I Want To Do By 2011 Apparently New Year&#8217;s Eve has come and gone. From all accounts I was in New Paltz for two nights celebrating, but there is absolutely no way I could confirm or deny those statements. My calendar, on the other hand, is about as reliable as any other calendar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot New Information on Kanye West’s Next Album</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/hot-new-information-on-kanye-wests-next-album</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/hot-new-information-on-kanye-wests-next-album#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2322</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well after much debate, I have decided that, ultimately, my posts are better written in regular ink. These past few months, following the advice of friends, I experimented with writing in invisible ink. The obvious benefits being, a) hey, it saves money and 2) it’s easy on the hand. The drawback: eye straining. Hold on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Indie Kid Acts Like Dick, Punches Horse</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/indie-kid-acts-like-dick-punches-horse</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/indie-kid-acts-like-dick-punches-horse#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2270</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s no wonder that everyone is developing more and more negative biases towards twenty-something hipsters. First there is all the exhibit-A photo evidence at “Look At This Fucking Hipster”.  Second, we’ve got all these so called “indie” bands that keep popping up on Jimmy Fallon. Today I watched some band I’ve never heard of called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Things About Egyptian History That I Learned From Michael Jackson’s “Remember The Time” Music Video</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/five-things-about-egyptian-history-that-i-learned-from-michael-jackson%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cremember-the-time%e2%80%9d-music-video</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/five-things-about-egyptian-history-that-i-learned-from-michael-jackson%e2%80%99s-%e2%80%9cremember-the-time%e2%80%9d-music-video#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2254</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I recently received a letter from DJ that urged me to go check out the video “Remember The Time” by the late-great Michael Jackson. Back in 6th grade I was really into Egypt. I’m not sure why. I guess I just like middle-eastern countries and wonders of the world. So, anyway, as I’m sure you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music + Humor = Fun (A SmartassRadio Announcement)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all: In our efforts to provide an ever-better site for you, the crew here at SAR INC has decided to make another web-page revamp. However, this time the site change isn’t cosmetic, it’s content based. If you are a long time follower you probably remember our first content change. Initially the site was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Orgy of Mourning” As Described by Daniel Joseph Scully</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/orgy-of-mourning-as-described-by-daniel-joseph-scully</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may not know this, but I&#8217;m a pretty well-read guy. I&#8217;m not implying I&#8217;ve read any particular library of classic books &#8211; I&#8217;ve made it a point to never read a single Charles Dickens book no matter how many I was assigned throughout high school, I have a particular disdain for Ernest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Retrospective From The Eyes Of A True Believer</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has heard the sad news about Michael Jackson and I like to think that everyone was at least somewhat saddened. I mean if you don&#8217;t like Michael Jackson songs, then what&#8217;s the point? While everyone was upset, some people, some very deeply devoted fans, were nothing short of devastated&#8230;physically , emotionally, spiritually. One of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mario Armando Lavandeira, My Heart Goes Out To You</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most readers are probably expecting me to bash Perez Hilton over the upsetting video he posted in regard to the savage beating he apparently suffered the other night. Well, expect no more! Here it is. For those who aren&#8217;t aware of what happened, here&#8217;s the brave little man explaining the situation in his own words. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top Three Times That A Member of the Tannen Family Got Covered in Shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every viewing of the Back to the Future trilogy provides the audience with something new. I don&#8217;t think I need to go into much depth as to why Back to the Future is one of the greatest series of films ever put to the silver screen. The creation of Back to the Future was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast 50: Was This Supposed To Be A Milestone</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2109</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey all, This week we had a packed house as Patty, Roy, James and I gingerly sipped alcohol in a dingy basement. This week&#8217;s topics included the supposed Rihanna sex tape which stars an actress who looks nothing like Rihanna, a week old puppy getting flushed down the toilet, Patty&#8217;s impending death on her way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virginian Man Sues Friends, Family and Acquaintances For Making Him Feel Bad In Ground Breaking Case</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlottesville, VA: In a ground breaking court case, Virginian resident Todd Sampson took 36 individuals to court under the charge of “making him feel bad.” What’s more surprising: he won. The story began two years ago when Sampson, 47, took the Subway sandwich company to court for “making him feel fat.” Sampson, an avid television [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iran’s Election Was Rigged? Prove It.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my understanding that we have a lot of international readers. So for their benefit, I&#8217;ll briefly describe what we in American call an &#8220;election.&#8221; You see, once every few years, when hack comedians run out of bad jokes about our beloved president, another man challenges his throne. Then we watch &#8220;pundits&#8221; bicker about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a ‘crunchberry.’”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyone who&#8217;s ever taken a law class of any sort, or who reads Uncle John&#8217;s Bathroom Reader surely knows about the absolutely retarded case brought against McDonald&#8217;s by some old bitch from Albuquerque who didn&#8217;t know not to take the top off her hot coffee between her legs while driving. This dopey broad actually ended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electabuzz You Are Such A Lush!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 01:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello dear readers, I’m so sorry I have been gone so long. I just checked the stats and I have not updated since April 22nd, exactly one month ago. Why have I not updated in such a very long time? Well, there are several reasons, one of which is true: 1) I have been busy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 48: Interview: Tim Millar of Protest the Hero</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After what felt like three months without a post we&#8217;re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my girl and I went on one of the most metal tears ever. My last day of class was 5/6/09 and I capped it with an extreme performance by GWAR at the Chance in Poughkeepsie then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music Is My ___________</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-is-my-___________</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1910</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, the first African American President of the Harvard Law Review caused quite a stir the other day. What the fuck was this asshat thinking? You don&#8217;t fly a 747 over a city which had its two biggest towers destroyed by passenger planes just seven and a half years ago. Apparently, Air Force One was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Sexting Rules” – District Attorney George Skumanick, Jr.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sexting-rules-district-attorney-george-skumanick-jr</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/sexting-rules-district-attorney-george-skumanick-jr#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1892</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you aren&#8217;t an alarmist FoxNews viewer, you&#8217;re probably not familiar with the term &#8220;sexting.&#8221; Clearly, I am. Sexting is the awful play on words that describes when one individual, by their own choosing, takes a naked picture of themself and sends it to someone else via SMS (Short Message Service). The solution to this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into Kid Rock: A Photo-journey of My Shockingly Fast Descent Into Hillbillydom</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-just-realized-im-turning-into-kid-rock-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-fast-descent-into-hillbillydom</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-just-realized-im-turning-into-kid-rock-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-fast-descent-into-hillbillydom#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1824</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence stacking up against me and it&#8217;s high time I acknowledge it. I&#8217;m becoming a piece of white trash human garbage. In the four years since I&#8217;ve left High School, I have absolutely let the semi-freedom of college destroy me as a person. While, I&#8217;m very comfortable with the latest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It’s A Little Outrageous That The Stores Attached To Bowling Alleys Are Called ‘Pro-Shops’</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/it%e2%80%99s-a-little-outrageous-that-the-stores-attached-to-bowling-alleys-are-called-%e2%80%98pro-shops%e2%80%99</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1818</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I passed a bowling alley today and noticed that attached to the building was a very interesting looking store. It was called the “Pro Shop.” Now, I consider myself to be a pro in most aspects of life so, naturally, I walked inside to see what was the dealio (pro-talk for ‘situation’). Much to my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweat Lodge:  A Review</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sweat-lodge-a-review</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/sweat-lodge-a-review#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1744</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend my good friend Luke sent me a wake up call, asking if I would like to go with him to a sweet lodge. I thought to myself, “Yikes, this is going to severely interfere with my Saturday afternoon calisthenics routine down by the sound,” but then I thought “Aw heck, I’ll go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Review: That Metal Show or “Why Eddie Trunk is a Big Ball of Failure”</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/review-that-metal-show-or-%e2%80%9cwhy-eddie-trunk-is-a-big-ball-of-failure%e2%80%9d</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 14:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1750</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In recent months, two metal shows have been created by less-than-qualified individuals. First, the TalkingMetal,com clowns were given a show on Fuse. My loathing for that podcast and its snore inducing hosts cannot be put into words, so I&#8217;ve avoided it like the plague. Second, is Eddie Trunk&#8216;s new VH1 Classic outfit That Metal Show [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snood: Tetris for Retards</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/snood-tetris-for-retards</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1717</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re my age or a little older you know that Snood is a knockoff of the classic Bubble Bobble derivative, Bust-a-Move. However, when the great Snood boom of 1996 hit the Internet a with a viral force researchers compare to that of Elf Bowling and Hampster Dance combined. (While I&#8217;m on the subject, why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chirpper: The New Organic Alternative To Twitter</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/chirpper-the-new-organic-alternative-to-twitter</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1671</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently the world has become all a twitter over the latest internet social-networking site to wow the web. I am of course talking about the Netscape Forum Center Twitter. I’m sure most of you are familiar with the site, you may even be members. If you are a member I would encourage you to follow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I’m Sorry, But You Are No Longer The Best Looking Couple In The World</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-im-sorry-but-you-are-no-longer-the-best-looking-couple-in-the-world</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought Kim Kardashian was just a gorgeous, mindless, single slut- but I was totally wrong: she is not single. Apparently, she has been dating Reggie Bush, who was also, apparently, carved from ivory ebony. For the past few years I thought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the best looking couple possible. WRONG. Take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Red Meat Gives You Cancer? Horseshit.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/red-meat-gives-you-cancer-horseshit</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/red-meat-gives-you-cancer-horseshit#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:00:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1632</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Who is Barry Popkin? You mean you don’t know! He’s the director of the obesity center at the University of Carolina (which means he probably looks like the offspring of Roseanne Barr and a skyscraper). Papa Popkin recently preformed a study (no, not breakfast) that yielded startling results. Hold onto your hats kids, because the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Live Nation Needs Its Ass Kicked and Irving Azoff Can Suck My Dick</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/livenation-needs-its-ass-kicked</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/livenation-needs-its-ass-kicked#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1587</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just made my first transaction on Live Nation, which is trying to merge with ticket sales overlord TicketMaster (CEO: Money grubbing Guns N&#8217; Roses, Van Halen, Steely Dan and NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK manager Irving Azoff). Remember like a year or so ago when you would go to buy a ticket it would [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Take Back Every Negative Thing I&#8217;ve Ever Said About Bob Dylan</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-take-back-every-negative-thing-ive-ever-said-about-bob-dylan</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-take-back-every-negative-thing-ive-ever-said-about-bob-dylan#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1546</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I hate Bob Dylan&#8216;s music. I really really do. To me, it sounds like the ramblings of an idiot on salvia. There is absolutely nothing musically redeeming to me and I hate the way every birkenstock wearing jackass at my school believes him to be a god of some sort. You want real music that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Pope or “The Dumbest Motherfucker Alive”</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-pope-or-the-dumbest-motherfucker-alive#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1523</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Beyond basic knowledge about your operating system, web browser and location (yea&#8230; where you live within a pretty reasonable distance), I don&#8217;t know too much about you guys &#8211; our readers. What I can surmise though, is there are about 100 people reading every day. I think it&#8217;s safe to assume some of you are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Predator X: Not a Sequel</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/predator-x-not-a-sequel</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/predator-x-not-a-sequel#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2009 17:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1522</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Let me state that following a Static X post with post about Predator X is like following the Jonas Brothers with Pantera. That being said, don&#8217;t judge Predator X before you read this. &#8211; DJ Fuckin&#8217; a &#8211; how come only news sources (and tabloids) ending in .co.uk bring us anything usefull to read while [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Static X</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post was written for SmartassRadio 1.0 &#8211; and it has remained hidden somewhere in my hard drive between &#8220;Slutty Squirters 3&#8243; and &#8220;Terminator 3&#8243; (both equally erotic for eerily similar reasons). Today is the day I got the new album, Cult of Static. While I ponder my review, you can read this little ditty, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SUNY New Paltz, You’re Welcome</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a quick news report from the desk of SmartassRadio news headquarters. The New York Times has recently reported that SUNY New Paltz (the college which I have graduated from and DJ lives near) has seen a tremendous surge in enrollment in recent years.  The article wrongly proports that this increase  is due to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Didn’t You All Used to be Whores In College?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/1440</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1440</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I get a few magazines delivered to our house that neither of us has a subscription for: Us Weekly, OK! Weekly, Vibe, Entrepreneur and the occasional J&#38;R Cigar catalog. We&#8217;ve been living in our current place for almost two months and I had thought I&#8217;d seen it all. I was so fucking wrong. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What The Fuck Is Happening In The Music Industry</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-the-fuck-is-happening-in-the-music-industry</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-the-fuck-is-happening-in-the-music-industry#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 16:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1417</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Sorry for the brief hiatus, I’ve had a very busy week fulfilling my “real life” obligations. Nevertheless, I am glad to be back to my “fake life.” Tonight DJ and I will be on the radio doing our thang. Be sure to tune in, WFNP.org for the live webcast or 88.7 FM if [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Open Letter to Chris Brown</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/an-open-letter-to-chris-brown</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/an-open-letter-to-chris-brown#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 04:00:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Letters]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1362</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Brown, Listen here, douche bag &#8211; Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I&#8217;m personally disgusted with your conduct. I&#8217;ll begin this letter with some questions regarding the incident. First, who the hell are you receiving booty call texts from? You&#8217;re sitting in a fucking car with RIHANNA. Second, how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Letters]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[chris brown]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1359</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As many of you have read in my previous posts, I have, in the past, been involved with Barbadian pop singer Rihanna. Sadly, our relationship was short lived- I wanted to take things slow and Rihanna, still young and frisky, was overly eager and moving too quickly for my taste. While we still talked with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Papa Roach</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-papa-roach</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-papa-roach#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Feb 2009 04:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1331</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My last installment of “What Not To Listen To: Static X” was featured on the old site and was one of the few things that didn&#8217;t make it over to the new one when we switched last August. So, I&#8217;ll be posting that as soon as I find the original document. What Not To Listen [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ruminations from the Laundromat</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/ruminations-from-the-laundromat-2</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/ruminations-from-the-laundromat-2#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Other]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1308</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone, or shall I say Bonjour? Why shalt I say Bonjour? Well, I’m on a bit of an overseas adventure right now. No, I’m not overseas, but I am out of my apartment. I just trekked the icy parking lot to my next door laundromat (a word that WordPerfect, evidently, considers misspelt unless the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diddy Ruins Notorious B.I.G.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/diddy-ruins-notorious-big</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/diddy-ruins-notorious-big#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1296</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I realize there are a few flaws in this post. First, no one cares about my opinion on the subject. Second, it should have been written in 1994. In any event, this is what you get today. I just got into Biggie recently (totally excellent coincidence with the movie release). I downloaded the discog and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Long Division or “Why Roy is A Drunken Idiot”</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/long-division-or-why-roy-is-a-drunken-idiot</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/long-division-or-why-roy-is-a-drunken-idiot#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jan 2009 04:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1292</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I’m a genius. Pheew. I’m glad I got that off my chest. It’s true. I’m pretty fantastic at pretty much anything. Unfortunately, one thing that I am not so swell at is mathematics. I know, hard to believe right? Well, it’s true. I really hardly know how to do any math at all. Basic addition [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things They’ll Find When I’m Dead</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/things-theyll-find-when-im-dead</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/things-theyll-find-when-im-dead#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Lists]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1249</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This article from the Telegraph (quite possibly my favorite news source) is a heartwarming tale of a widow finally finding out what was in her husband&#8217;s mysterious trunk. It had always been locked and he never showed her what was inside. When she opened it, what would she find? Gold Deblumes? The body of his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ruminations From the Laundromat</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/ruminations-from-the-laundromat</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/ruminations-from-the-laundromat#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1236</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m very angry about the fact I have to pay to wash my clothes. It&#8217;s an expense I do NOT need and the laundromat is only three steps away from “in front of a gun operated by John Rambo” on my list of places I never want to be. So, I decided if I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>9 Lists I Thought Would Be Funny</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/9-lists-i-thought-would-be-funny</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/9-lists-i-thought-would-be-funny#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 04:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1198</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It seems the easiest to read, funniest posts on this shit stain of a website are lists. We really strive to be creative and interesting, but sometimes these things just fall flat on their faces. Take, for instance Things I Am Better at Than Roy Verspoor by Patty. Yikes. If we can, we like to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Really Happened: Pearl Harbor</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-really-happened-pearl-harbor</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-really-happened-pearl-harbor#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1186</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[[Another genius concept from the Smartass Radio crew. A lot of people don’t realize that our newest contributor, Chachi Ramirez is not only proficient in Spanish and avoiding getting shot on the mean streets of Philly, but he’s also a history buff. In this new recurring series, he’ll let us in on some of history's [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear SmartassRadio</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it&#8217;s about that rash on Roy&#8217;s inner thigh or Chachi&#8217;s battered liver, we always figure out the right solution to whatever&#8217;s ailing us. We decided to extend that courtesy to our readers. It started as medical advice, but clearly a few of our [...]]]></description>
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