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		<title>Dear Smartass Radio 2: Romance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 04:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys! Last time we busted out a &#8220;Dear SmartassRadio&#8221; we explained how to stay fit and healthy. It was a huge success and the letters have been pouring in ever since. This time we decided it would be more fun to answer some of the sexier letters we&#8217;ve gotten in recent months. Check &#8216;em [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot New Information on Kanye West’s Next Album</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well after much debate, I have decided that, ultimately, my posts are better written in regular ink. These past few months, following the advice of friends, I experimented with writing in invisible ink. The obvious benefits being, a) hey, it saves money and 2) it’s easy on the hand. The drawback: eye straining. Hold on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Damon Fox of Bigelf</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-damon-fox-of-bigelf</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The self-proclaimed ring leader of Bigelf was kind enough to take some time away from wearing kick ass top hats and channeling the stoned love child of John Lord and Keith Emerson to talk with me at the Philly stop on the Progressive Nation 2009 tour. If you don&#8217;t know who Bigelf are, you need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-mike-portnoy-of-dream-theater</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently had the opportunity to interview Mike Portnoy at the Progressive Nation 2009 tour stop in Philly. I really don&#8217;t think I need to say much else. I wanted to come up with some clever drum-related way of calling him a legend, but I don&#8217;t think I need to. If they haven&#8217;t already hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 53: Eddie Van Halen Sucks</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-53-eddie-van-halen-sucks#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 04:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2291</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this podcast, James and I take it upon ourselves to tear good ole EVH a new one. We also handle the news that Radiohead insisted &#8220;another album will kill us.&#8221; Yeah. We&#8217;re going for another new gimmick beginning this week. Half hour shows! Like TV!!! At one point in the podcast I reference and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music + Humor = Fun (A SmartassRadio Announcement)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all: In our efforts to provide an ever-better site for you, the crew here at SAR INC has decided to make another web-page revamp. However, this time the site change isn’t cosmetic, it’s content based. If you are a long time follower you probably remember our first content change. Initially the site was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 52: Nothing but Faith in Nothing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-52-nothing-but-faith-in-nothing</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus, we&#8217;re back and better than ever. Here&#8217;s a strong podcast from James and me. I interviewed Cherie Lily (see below), Tayisha Busay, Andrew Strasser and Bad Brilliance at Santos Party House. Then, we covered the news in about two minutes, you get to hear some music from Tomorrow&#8217;s Outlook and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 51: We’re Trying Now</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-51-were-trying-now</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week&#8217;s podcast marks a definite change in direction. After 50 rambling messes, we (I) decided to take the reigns and practice some preproduction for realsies. Of course the day between recording and posting, Michael Jackson died. Hopefully, everyone will be very very tired of hearing about him, as unbelievable as his death truly is, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Podcast 50: Was This Supposed To Be A Milestone</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-50-was-this-supposed-to-be-a-milestone</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:00:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey all, This week we had a packed house as Patty, Roy, James and I gingerly sipped alcohol in a dingy basement. This week&#8217;s topics included the supposed Rihanna sex tape which stars an actress who looks nothing like Rihanna, a week old puppy getting flushed down the toilet, Patty&#8217;s impending death on her way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virginian Man Sues Friends, Family and Acquaintances For Making Him Feel Bad In Ground Breaking Case</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlottesville, VA: In a ground breaking court case, Virginian resident Todd Sampson took 36 individuals to court under the charge of “making him feel bad.” What’s more surprising: he won. The story began two years ago when Sampson, 47, took the Subway sandwich company to court for “making him feel fat.” Sampson, an avid television [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 49: Sex, Drugs, Little Boys and Rock n’ Roll</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-49-sex-drugs-little-boys-and-rock-n-roll</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-49-sex-drugs-little-boys-and-rock-n-roll#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And with the new site, James has finally made his triumphant return! We had a really good time recording this on Wednesday. We covered all the big news and some personal stuff as well. We talked about this asshat, these kinky motherfuckers: and James&#8217; first bachelor party experience among other things. Look out for weekly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electabuzz You Are Such A Lush!</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/electabuzz-you-are-such-a-lush</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/electabuzz-you-are-such-a-lush#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 01:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1952</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello dear readers, I’m so sorry I have been gone so long. I just checked the stats and I have not updated since April 22nd, exactly one month ago. Why have I not updated in such a very long time? Well, there are several reasons, one of which is true: 1) I have been busy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 48: Interview: Tim Millar of Protest the Hero</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After what felt like three months without a post we&#8217;re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my girl and I went on one of the most metal tears ever. My last day of class was 5/6/09 and I capped it with an extreme performance by GWAR at the Chance in Poughkeepsie then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 47: Last Live Show on WFNP</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-47-last-live-show-on-wfnp</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-47-last-live-show-on-wfnp#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 22:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1919</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey all, here&#8217;s a bitter-sweet podcast (or &#8220;Bittersuite&#8221; as Motley Crue would have you believe, Nikki Sixx is a god damned poet) &#8211; the recording of my last college radio show. Honestly I think it&#8217;s one of our best ever. Tommi-Grace Melito sat in with us and we had a really good time. Thanks to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 46: Interview: Tony Fredianelli of Third Eye Blind</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-46-interview-tony-fredianelli-of-third-eye-blind</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-46-interview-tony-fredianelli-of-third-eye-blind#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 18:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1881</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m a total ass &#8211; I messed up the first eight minutes of this excellent interview by not having my board settings correct. So, here&#8217;s what you get (still 20 minutes long&#8230;) Classic shred cover, Tony&#8230; Transcription tonight/tomorrow&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 45: Live Show April 16th 2009</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-45-live-show-april-16th-2009</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-45-live-show-april-16th-2009#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2009 17:26:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1863</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey everyone&#8230; what do you know? I actually managed to turn a show around in a single day! Shit yeah! Topics this week included &#8211; Roy&#8217;s gross finger, cartoon turtles, DJ started a fight with the entire city of Toronto and much much more! Note: I just completed this entire post without using a single [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chirpper: The New Organic Alternative To Twitter</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/chirpper-the-new-organic-alternative-to-twitter</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/chirpper-the-new-organic-alternative-to-twitter#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1671</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently the world has become all a twitter over the latest internet social-networking site to wow the web. I am of course talking about the Netscape Forum Center Twitter. I’m sure most of you are familiar with the site, you may even be members. If you are a member I would encourage you to follow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I’m Sorry, But You Are No Longer The Best Looking Couple In The World</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-im-sorry-but-you-are-no-longer-the-best-looking-couple-in-the-world</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-im-sorry-but-you-are-no-longer-the-best-looking-couple-in-the-world#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought Kim Kardashian was just a gorgeous, mindless, single slut- but I was totally wrong: she is not single. Apparently, she has been dating Reggie Bush, who was also, apparently, carved from ivory ebony. For the past few years I thought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the best looking couple possible. WRONG. Take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Would I Rather Go Bananas Or Go Hog Wild?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/would-i-rather-go-bananas-or-go-hog-wild#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1615</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I like to have a good time! If you can’t stomach that fact, then it’s high time you got on out of here, because that, my friend, is an unquestionable truth. I like to have a good time. DJ likes to have a good time. Peter Paul Marsh III (American Hero) loves to have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Not To Listen To: Static X</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/what-not-to-listen-to-static-x#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1513</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post was written for SmartassRadio 1.0 &#8211; and it has remained hidden somewhere in my hard drive between &#8220;Slutty Squirters 3&#8243; and &#8220;Terminator 3&#8243; (both equally erotic for eerily similar reasons). Today is the day I got the new album, Cult of Static. While I ponder my review, you can read this little ditty, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Internet: What?</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/the-internet-what</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/the-internet-what#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1487</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Internet is a many splendored thing. If I were to try to hunt down a video of a woman doin&#8217; it in an ET costume (link NSFW and probably not safe for 99% of the population &#8211; you&#8217;ve been warned), it would take literally hours in the real world. If I wanted to know [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SUNY New Paltz, You’re Welcome</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/suny-new-paltz-youre-welcome#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a quick news report from the desk of SmartassRadio news headquarters. The New York Times has recently reported that SUNY New Paltz (the college which I have graduated from and DJ lives near) has seen a tremendous surge in enrollment in recent years.  The article wrongly proports that this increase  is due to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 43: Live Show Feb. 12, 2009</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-43-live-show-feb-12-2009</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-43-live-show-feb-12-2009#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Feb 2009 18:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[chris brown]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1368</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This week we actually did what I would consider a good show. We started off talking about a bunch of crazy-ass women (their pictures are below), then we discussed my recent act of douchery, Valentine&#8217;s day, Power Rangers, Roy threatened Chris Brown and challenged him to a wrestling match, we ended the show with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Recent AIM Conversation I Had With Rihanna</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-recent-aim-conversation-i-had-with-rihanna#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blah]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1359</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As many of you have read in my previous posts, I have, in the past, been involved with Barbadian pop singer Rihanna. Sadly, our relationship was short lived- I wanted to take things slow and Rihanna, still young and frisky, was overly eager and moving too quickly for my taste. While we still talked with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 42: Live Show February 5, 2009</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-42-live-show-february-5-2009</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-42-live-show-february-5-2009#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2009 04:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1338</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This mess of a radio show is the first of the semester. Topics include Michael Phelps, Bill Gates, and Facebook. Also, we found out that Roy is a racist, sexist, ageist, fatist asshole who thinks strippers are too dumb to be president of the U.S. Please forgive his ignorance. Be sure to turn in next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How I Kick It Up A Notch</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/how-i-kick-it-up-a-notch</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/how-i-kick-it-up-a-notch#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jan 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[How-To]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ecstasy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emptiness]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[late]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1257</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I like to just spice it up a little. Nothing crazy, nothing spectacular, I just want to spice it up a little. Just a little. Everyone’s life can become a bit routine, a bit predictable, so its feels good to, you know, just spice it up a little. Not too much, of course, I’m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear SmartassRadio</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/dear-smartassradio</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/dear-smartassradio#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it&#8217;s about that rash on Roy&#8217;s inner thigh or Chachi&#8217;s battered liver, we always figure out the right solution to whatever&#8217;s ailing us. We decided to extend that courtesy to our readers. It started as medical advice, but clearly a few of our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bruce Wayne&#8217;s Facebook</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/bruce-waynes-facebook</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/bruce-waynes-facebook#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Jan 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Photos/Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[adam duritz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bruce wayne]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[counting crows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dark Knight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[epic release]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1127</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So the Dark Knight finally hits stores on DVD! While it might not be the DVD you want right now, it’s definitely the purchase you deserve. Everyone is ecstatic about this release. Even Walt Disney, and he’s frozen! The only person who isn’t excited about this epic release is Bruce Wayne himself. Why is Bruce [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter to the Editor of OK! Weekly</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-the-editor-of-ok-weekly</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-the-editor-of-ok-weekly#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1024</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Roy and I moved into a new apartment on New Year&#8217;s Eve and the previous tenants left an entire month&#8217;s worth of coupons, bills and magazines in our mailbox. Among the magazines were two copies of Vibe, two copies of Entrepreneur and four copies OK! Weekly, the lesser and perhaps even more obnoxious version of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 39: Interview: Andrew W.K.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-39-interview-andrew-wk</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-39-interview-andrew-wk#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=926</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[No one has mastered the art of partying like Andrew W.K. For those who are unaware, he&#8217;s just released a compilation of his monthly advice column in Japan, has been featured in the January &#8217;09 Esquire and is basically my new messiah. For those who haven&#8217;t had the pleasure, an Andrew W.K. party is truly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Roy&#8217;s Room</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/roys-room</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/roys-room#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=653</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For some reason me and Roy think everyone cares about where we live and what we do. Lucky for you, we&#8217;re moving into a new apartment together so we&#8217;ll be able to pump out mores podcasts/posts for you to listen to and read. But until then, theese are the conditions in which we&#8217;re living and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 33: Live Show Novembeard 3, 2008</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-33-live-show-novembeard-3-2008</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-33-live-show-novembeard-3-2008#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=453</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Like all good things, updates from Smartass Radio come in waves. Below this post is our first internet-conducted interview done by Roy with Griffin Rodriguez of the Icy Demons. This post, however concerns our first show since the end of Rocktober. It&#8217;s actually a very good one. We did a music show during our normal [...]]]></description>
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