We’re back! This is the first Smartass Radio podcast since September 1, 2009 and the first one to feature Roy since June 19, 2009. Some history for you – you’re welcome!

This week Roy poses a very interesting question: What would you do if you had 75 hours to live? Then DJ asks how Roy would like his dream woman presented to him. We bring some very interesting punctuation to the table and debate which of us gave more effort in school and whether or not it paid off. Also Roy apparently has some problem with sperm and discussing it.

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Keep on rockin' in the free world.

It’s the last day of the year! It’s the last day of the year! Everyone is getting drunk tonight! Everyone is getting drunk tonight! Party time! Party time!

But first, let’s look at some statistics. Once again the state of the art research team here at SmartassRadio.com has compiled the top 50 Google searches of the year. This is a yearly tradition. We’ve been compiling this info for decades, but we only post the list when we’ve made it. Otherwise it’s pretty irrelevant, you know? Well, the first time we made it was back in 2008. I admit we didn’t cut it in 2009, sadly- it takes a strong man to admit when he’s been beat. The good news is that the SAR research report shows that we have once again made the top 50! We’re sitting pretty at #39! Excellent. Here are the top 10 Google searches of 2010, the rest of the list is after the break.

1. Chat Roolet

2. katy perry boobs elmo

3. Avatar: Last Air Bender

4. alison brie boobs

5. Circuit City

6. val kilmer boobs

7. # 食べログ

8. sofia vergara boobs

9. Who is BP?

10. Michael Jackson tour 2011

Congratulations to Katy Perry and Elmo for making it to the top of the list!

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