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		<title>F.A.I.L. // S.A.F.E. (Part I)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve found that making up systems is pretty easy. It must be one of those human impulses, to find a sense of logic in everything. Of course none of it is true. I don&#8217;t really buy into many systems of thought used to explain human emotions. For example, maybe you&#8217;ve heard of psychological term “displacement,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Damon Fox of Bigelf</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The self-proclaimed ring leader of Bigelf was kind enough to take some time away from wearing kick ass top hats and channeling the stoned love child of John Lord and Keith Emerson to talk with me at the Philly stop on the Progressive Nation 2009 tour. If you don&#8217;t know who Bigelf are, you need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mario Armando Lavandeira, My Heart Goes Out To You</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Most readers are probably expecting me to bash Perez Hilton over the upsetting video he posted in regard to the savage beating he apparently suffered the other night. Well, expect no more! Here it is. For those who aren&#8217;t aware of what happened, here&#8217;s the brave little man explaining the situation in his own words. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virginian Man Sues Friends, Family and Acquaintances For Making Him Feel Bad In Ground Breaking Case</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Charlottesville, VA: In a ground breaking court case, Virginian resident Todd Sampson took 36 individuals to court under the charge of “making him feel bad.” What’s more surprising: he won. The story began two years ago when Sampson, 47, took the Subway sandwich company to court for “making him feel fat.” Sampson, an avid television [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 48: Interview: Tim Millar of Protest the Hero</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After what felt like three months without a post we&#8217;re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my girl and I went on one of the most metal tears ever. My last day of class was 5/6/09 and I capped it with an extreme performance by GWAR at the Chance in Poughkeepsie then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Reviews With Your American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III: The Knowing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1837</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello internet world, its me, your American Hero with another movie review. This time I’m soder and ready to rip the shizzle out of one of the worst movies of all-time. So hold onto your keyboards as I go off on this terrible movie. So I get to the theatre a little outside San Jose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweat Lodge:  A Review</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sweat-lodge-a-review</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend my good friend Luke sent me a wake up call, asking if I would like to go with him to a sweet lodge. I thought to myself, “Yikes, this is going to severely interfere with my Saturday afternoon calisthenics routine down by the sound,” but then I thought “Aw heck, I’ll go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter To Billy Corgan</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-billy-corgan</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-billy-corgan#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1691</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dear Billy Corgan, Let me just start by saying that bald is (and has always been) the new pony tail. It’s a killer look, especially for you. So I hear you’re looking for a new drummer. Must be tough! Well how about some good news Mr. Melancholy? I’m not going to ask you to step [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I’m Sorry, But You Are No Longer The Best Looking Couple In The World</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/brad-pitt-and-angelina-jolie-im-sorry-but-you-are-no-longer-the-best-looking-couple-in-the-world</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1582</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I thought Kim Kardashian was just a gorgeous, mindless, single slut- but I was totally wrong: she is not single. Apparently, she has been dating Reggie Bush, who was also, apparently, carved from ivory ebony. For the past few years I thought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the best looking couple possible. WRONG. Take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Would Hate To Be An Alcoholic Slave</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-would-hate-to-be-an-alcoholic-slave</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-would-hate-to-be-an-alcoholic-slave#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 04:00:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1536</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was reading some Bill Faulkner today and was thinking about how terrible it would be to be someone else’s slave. I already have trouble doing things for myself. If my job was to fulfill the demands of someone else as well, I would have to file for unemployment. Except, too bad, I can’t because [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Ideal Girl</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-ideal-girl</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-ideal-girl#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Feb 2009 16:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1421</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Anyone who knows me knows that I do not settle for anything less than the absolute best. I won&#8217;t eat re-heated pizza, I only wear black socks and I would never co-host a radio show unless I knew that my fellow host was an individual of exemplary moral fortitude. Of course, the same goes for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Multiple Personality Disorder And How It Relates To The Character Roster of Super Smash Bros. For Nintendo 64</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/my-multiple-personality-disorder-and-how-it-relates-to-the-character-roster-of-super-smash-bros-for-nintendo-64</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/my-multiple-personality-disorder-and-how-it-relates-to-the-character-roster-of-super-smash-bros-for-nintendo-64#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 04:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1344</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Wow! Long time, no see! Right? Am I Right? (Rhetorical). Hope everyone had a great weekend, I know I did. What was particularly fun about my days off was the amount of psychotherapy I was able to fit in. Most weekends I literally get  ZERO psychotherapy done, but this weekend I was able to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why Not Liking Chocolate Was The Best Decision Of My Life</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/why-not-liking-chocolate-was-the-best-decision-of-my-life</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/why-not-liking-chocolate-was-the-best-decision-of-my-life#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 04:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1303</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In my previous “post” (I put post in quotation marks because I was inebriated when I wrote, hence it doesn’t make much sense and, honestly, the topic was pretty piss-poor to begin with) I wrote about my dislike for long division. To sum it up (pun intended), I have some trouble tackling the abstract reasoning [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diddy Ruins Notorious B.I.G.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/diddy-ruins-notorious-big</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/diddy-ruins-notorious-big#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jan 2009 04:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1296</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I realize there are a few flaws in this post. First, no one cares about my opinion on the subject. Second, it should have been written in 1994. In any event, this is what you get today. I just got into Biggie recently (totally excellent coincidence with the movie release). I downloaded the discog and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ruminations From the Laundromat</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/ruminations-from-the-laundromat</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/ruminations-from-the-laundromat#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:00:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1236</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m very angry about the fact I have to pay to wash my clothes. It&#8217;s an expense I do NOT need and the laundromat is only three steps away from “in front of a gun operated by John Rambo” on my list of places I never want to be. So, I decided if I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear SmartassRadio</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1165</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Here at the SmartassRadio offices, we love giving each other advice. Whether it&#8217;s about that rash on Roy&#8217;s inner thigh or Chachi&#8217;s battered liver, we always figure out the right solution to whatever&#8217;s ailing us. We decided to extend that courtesy to our readers. It started as medical advice, but clearly a few of our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If Food Network Were Sold to a Tacky Porn Site</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/if-food-network-were-sold-to-a-tacky-porn-site</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/if-food-network-were-sold-to-a-tacky-porn-site#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 04:00:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1085</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In today&#8217;s economy, I find it hard to believe that a TV channel like Food Network is able to keep all of its current programming and exist as a channel (although if there are even a thousand bored college students like me, they should have no trouble through January). Once January&#8217;s over, though, they&#8217;ll have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Barack “Dufresne” Obama</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/barack-dufresne-obama</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/barack-dufresne-obama#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jan 2009 04:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1065</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This Cinderella-story of the presidential election has finally (two months ago) come to a close. For the first time in our nation’s history we might be able to say that the 2008 race was the most triumphant and simultaneously darkest election in history. However, for me, the Chach, there still seems to be some loose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 39: Interview: Andrew W.K.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-39-interview-andrew-wk</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/podcast-39-interview-andrew-wk#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 05:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[No one has mastered the art of partying like Andrew W.K. For those who are unaware, he&#8217;s just released a compilation of his monthly advice column in Japan, has been featured in the January &#8217;09 Esquire and is basically my new messiah. For those who haven&#8217;t had the pleasure, an Andrew W.K. party is truly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Good News For Ugly Dudes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 19:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=831</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Researchers have somehow proven that women who drink, even moderately, have a reduced ability to recognize attractiveness in males. Specifically, it affects their ability to recognize facial symmetry, which supposedly has something to do with attractiveness. To this I politely say, &#8220;ohhhh fooey.&#8221; It is my experience that women are completely and utterly batshit insane, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How It Will Be When I Graduate College A Semester Late</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/how-it-will-be-when-i-graduate-college-a-semester-late</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 20:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really, the only way I plan on graduating a semester late is if I get an internship at a particularly prestigious radio gig. With that in mind, this is all conjecture. There are certainly a few things in my life that will change when I realize I have to spend another semester in the sleepy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calvin and Hobbes minus Hobbes: A Study in Paranoid Schizophrenia</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 22:24:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There has been some recent chatter about the website garfieldminusgarfield.net. The premise of the site is genius: take old garfield cartoons and remove garfield, most of the dialogue, odie, and all the junk food- leaving behind a lonesome and desperate Jon Arbuckle. The site has sparked discussion everywhere from The New York Times Magazine to [...]]]></description>
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