Michael Jackson is so broke he’s selling his stuff. He’s apparently selling 2,000 items he owns including his glittery single glove and the gates to Neverland Ranch. Interested parties can bid in person or online.

Better than this.

People who collect other people’s shit bother me. Why do they insist on having things that celebrities once owned? I realize the point isn’t to own a sparkly glove, because if you really wanted to own a sparkly glove, you could just buy one here for 3 bucks. But, what would one do with The Glove? I’m sure it would be put in some hyperbaric chamber like David Duchovny‘s hand in Zoolander, but if I were in possession of such an item I think I’d have to wear it around.

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