It’s the last day of the year! It’s the last day of the year! Everyone is getting drunk tonight! Everyone is getting drunk tonight! Party time! Party time!

But first, let’s look at some statistics. Once again the state of the art research team here at SmartassRadio.com has compiled the top 50 Google searches of the year. This is a yearly tradition. We’ve been compiling this info for decades, but we only post the list when we’ve made it. Otherwise it’s pretty irrelevant, you know? Well, the first time we made it was back in 2008. I admit we didn’t cut it in 2009, sadly- it takes a strong man to admit when he’s been beat. The good news is that the SAR research report shows that we have once again made the top 50! We’re sitting pretty at #39! Excellent. Here are the top 10 Google searches of 2010, the rest of the list is after the break.

1. Chat Roolet

2. katy perry boobs elmo

3. Avatar: Last Air Bender

4. alison brie boobs

5. Circuit City

6. val kilmer boobs

7. # 食べログ

8. sofia vergara boobs

9. Who is BP?

10. Michael Jackson tour 2011

Congratulations to Katy Perry and Elmo for making it to the top of the list!

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I participated in an Egg Hunt today (not that kind of egg hunt unfortunately) and was very dissatisfied when I found that I had only come away with 14 pounds of jelly beans. I put a lot of elbows into a lot of children’s faces to get those eggs, I was expecting much better loot. There are millions of things that can fit inside the space of a tiny plastic egg. Here are 69 alternatives:

1- A winning raffle ticket
2- A condom
3- A business card for a good masseuse
4- A skittle
5- A piece of hockey puck
6- A lucky penny
7- A stegosaurus sticker
8- A mosquito stuck in sap containing stegosaurus DNA
9- A newfound faith in the resurrected Christ
10- A drum key

The remaining fifty-nine possibilities after the jump…

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The Internet is a many splendored thing. If I were to try to hunt down a video of a woman doin’ it in an ET costume (link NSFW and probably not safe for 99% of the population – you’ve been warned), it would take literally hours in the real world. If I wanted to know the complete history of hampsterdance.com I would probably have to track down the original owners/operators of the site. If, say, I wanted to hear the ramblings of two boring, under-produced and over-hyped metal nerds, I would actually have to sit around at my nearest Gibson dealer – a fate worse than castration. And, of course if I wanted to see Val Kilmer in 2008, I would have had to actually find him way back then. Luckily for me, none of those scenarios ever has to happen thanks to the Internet.

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The state of the art research team here at Smartass Radio have just compiled a list of the top 50 Google Searches of 2008 and we have some terrific news: we made the list! We were about 11 short of making it in 2007, but all the extra work on the website has really paid off and we are sitting pretty at #48, snuggled right between the Jamie Kennedy Wine Bar in Toronto and Kurt Vonnegut‘s fictional element Ice-9. Hopefully in 2009 we can  do even better! Thanks to everone who made this dream a reality! Here are the first ten, you can read the complete list after the jump.

Congrats Mr. Kilmer!

1- Val Kilmer
2- porridge wiki
3- unique halloween costume ideas
4- name of Boba Fett’s spaceship
5- The Jungle Book imdb
6- Val Kilmer fat
7- Joe Biden weird tattoo
8- DOS commands
9- Ask Jeeves
10- Roy Verspoor II

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