We just got Verizon Vios/Fios/Whatever the hell it is. And god DAMN there are a lot of channels. Of course, none of the extra channels actually provide anyone with any extra entertainment, unless you look at the channel listings. Here are a few choice selections from some of the new channels we get. We decided not to include any of the new, highly specialized porn channels because, frankly, we don’t want to sully our pristine reputation with garbage like that. So here you go, the 8 Most Boring Reality Shows Ever (on TV this week):
Shockingly, this did not make the list.