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SmartassRadio 47: Last Live Show on WFNP

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Hey all, here’s a bitter-sweet podcast (or “Bittersuite” as Motley Crue would have you believe, Nikki Sixx is a god damned poet) – the recording of my last college radio show. Honestly I think it’s one of our best ever. Tommi-Grace Melito sat in with us and we had a really good time. Thanks to everyone for all the love receiecved last night, it really meant a lot to me.

 

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I also decided to include the last ever In-Crowd from the night before. The In-Crowd was my other show with Tommi, and Jesse “NoWonder” Martinez. Again, definitely one of our better shows. For once, I think I can say I was on my game two nights in a row… you be the judge

 

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Special Podcast: DJ on The Magnificent Glass Pelican

Hey dudes – It seems like I’ve been cranking out an obscene amount of audio for you guys (because I have). Here’s some more: an episode of New Paltz’s Magnificent Glass Pelican radio show I had the privaledge of guesting on this week. It’s a great improv show every Wednesday night from 7:30 to 8:00 on WFNP.ORG

I had a great time being on the show and I hope they enjoyed having me and my pathetic excuse for improv chops wasting their time. Thanks to John and Sean for letting me barge in (I come in about 6:20ish).

 

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SmartassRadio 45: Live Show April 16th 2009

Hey everyone… what do you know? I actually managed to turn a show around in a single day! Shit yeah!

Topics this week included – Roy’s gross finger, cartoon turtles, DJ started a fight with the entire city of Toronto and much much more!

 

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Note: I just completed this entire post without using a single period – that rocks \m/

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SmartassRadio 44: Live Show Feb. 19, 2008

Here’s the live show from almost two months ago. I’m slowly making my way through all the shows since this one. We cover a ton of topics, but perhaps the best comes about 17 min. in. Pitchfork gave the 1989 album Paul’s Boutique by the Beastie Boys a 10/10. That’s stupid.

 

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THIS is the official debut of The In-Crowd on the Internet. It’s my (DJ) second show on The Edge and it’s co-hosted by friends Tommi-Grace Melito and Jesse “NoWonder” Martinez.

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NoWonder

 

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Some Well Deserved Press

Thanks to Rachel Williams and The New Paltz Oracle

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If read the article after the jump.

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What The Fuck Is Happening In The Music Industry

Hello everyone. Sorry for the brief hiatus, I’ve had a very busy week fulfilling my “real life” obligations. Nevertheless, I am glad to be back to my “fake life.” Tonight DJ and I will be on the radio doing our thang. Be sure to tune in, WFNP.org for the live webcast or 88.7 FM if you happen to live in the scenic Hudson Valley. Or, for the thoreauvians out there who don’t own a computer or radio, you can just call us at 845-257-3090 anytime from 8pm-11pm EST tonight with something to say. FUN!

Anyway, when I said earlier that I’ve been busy doing “real life” obligations what I meant was I’ve been busy making out with Rihanna since Saturday night. Yes, its true. On Saturday, Chris Brown and MC Shakey-shakes (spelling?) fought DJ and myself. In a wacky turn of event DJ and I came out on top. Want to hear all the juicy details? Listen to the show tonight for full coverage.

And that’s not the only thing that has the music industry on its back like a turtle in the rain. Apparently, this week everything has just been going bonkers. Here’s some of the latest WTF’s of the music industry.

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Continue on to read about the Hold Steady, Dave Matthews Band, Ryan Adams and the most outrageous “Super Group” I’ve ever heard of.

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SmartassRadio 43: Live Show Feb. 12, 2009

This week we actually did what I would consider a good show. We started off talking about a bunch of crazy-ass women (their pictures are below), then we discussed my recent act of douchery, Valentine’s day, Power Rangers, Roy threatened Chris Brown and challenged him to a wrestling match, we ended the show with a brief Oscar/Grammy discussion. There is a lot of stuff going on here. As always check the show out live THURSDAYS 8-11PM EST on WFNP.ORG to participate live!

Here are some lunatic women and what they did this week:

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Margaret Cho wrote a song about Miley Cyrus. Because Margaret Cho has never, ever made a joke about Asians and/or their appearance. Unfunny twat.

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This crazy bitch set her mother on fire. Shocking.

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This meth addict set her own house on fire… and claimed it was because of her support for Barack Obama.

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Leanne Rimes on Jupiter whored herself. WHILE SHE WAS TEACHING A 4TH GRADE CLASS.

 

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