-
May 12, 2009fter what felt like three months without a post we’re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my...
Read More
-
![I Could Totally Run Harley Davidson’s Print Ad Campaign]( "I Could Totally Run Harley Davidson’s Print Ad Campaign")
April 3, 2009The following ad was a response to this New York Times article about the company’s financial situation:
Roy and I have...
Read More
-
![A Letter To Billy Corgan]( "A Letter To Billy Corgan")
April 2, 2009Dear Billy Corgan,
Let me just start by saying that bald is (and has always been) the new pony tail. It’s...
Read More
-
![Top 10 Reasons Madonna Should Adopt Me Over A Kid From Malawi]( "Top 10 Reasons Madonna Should Adopt Me Over A Kid From Malawi")
March 29, 2009So Madonna is planning to adopt another kid from Malawi. Unbelievable! If anyone needs a little TLC it’s Uncle Chachi....
Read More
-
![Red Meat Gives You Cancer? Horseshit.]( "Red Meat Gives You Cancer? Horseshit.")
March 27, 2009Who is Barry Popkin? You mean you don’t know! He’s the director of the obesity center at the University of...
Read More
-
![What Not To Listen To: Static X]( "What Not To Listen To: Static X")
March 13, 2009This post was written for SmartassRadio 1.0 – and it has remained hidden somewhere in my hard drive between “Slutty...
Read More
-
![An Open Letter to Chris Brown]( "An Open Letter to Chris Brown")
February 13, 2009Mr. Brown,
Listen here, douche bag – Rihanna is an American treasure. You are an absolute scumbag and I’m personally disgusted...
Read More