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		<title>Raising Our Site’s Reading Level: Deleted Chapters From Moby Dick About Whale Dicks (This Post Is NOT Funny)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Jan 2011 04:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier in the week DJ brought to my attention a startling fact: apparently you people are not very literate. Well either that or the content on this site is just too stupid- though no particular post comes to mind. Here&#8217;s the evidence: 88% Basic 11% Intermediate 1% Posts by Patty O&#8217;Leary Not looking good. Well, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Smartass Radio 2: Romance</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 04:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey guys! Last time we busted out a &#8220;Dear SmartassRadio&#8221; we explained how to stay fit and healthy. It was a huge success and the letters have been pouring in ever since. This time we decided it would be more fun to answer some of the sexier letters we&#8217;ve gotten in recent months. Check &#8216;em [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F.A.I.L.//S.A.F.E. (Part II)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-ii</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2512</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In my previous post I discussed four criteria which make up the ideal romantic partner. Of course, because I was describing an ideal, I was also describing an impossibility. In my eyes a dream girl/guy would be very funny, extremely attractive, have genius-level intelligence and be as loyal as a lark. In reality, candidates are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>F.A.I.L. // S.A.F.E. (Part I)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-i</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/f-a-i-l-s-a-f-e-part-i#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 04:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2510</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve found that making up systems is pretty easy. It must be one of those human impulses, to find a sense of logic in everything. Of course none of it is true. I don&#8217;t really buy into many systems of thought used to explain human emotions. For example, maybe you&#8217;ve heard of psychological term “displacement,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Achieving Greatness</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/achieving-greatness</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 04:16:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Felix</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2515</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What do you do on a Friday night when all the money in your bank account is in default because your stupid cell phone company decides to debit your account twice for no reason, and all you have is two dollars and a poodle full pennies? Let me tell you- You get drunk! You grab [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Guy Fieri: The Prototypical Guitar Center Store Manager</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/guy-fieri-the-prototypical-guitar-center-store-manager</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/guy-fieri-the-prototypical-guitar-center-store-manager#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Dec 2010 14:55:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2493</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Frequently, I find myself envying the relatively talentless people talking to me on TV. Instead of coming to grips with the fact that the bullshit I mindlessly peruse during timeouts passes as legitimate entertainment, I usually just assume the clown spewing pure garbage and nonentertainment into my brain lucked into the gig, held the producer&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Can Be Implied About The Character of the Current Cast of Saturday Night Live Based On The Show’s Opening Credits</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Dec 2010 04:00:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2466</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This year the opening credits to Saturday Night Live open with Jewish me, Fred Armisen. Quite like me, Fred is seen leafing through a box of vinyl records, presumably in New York City. It is clear that the record store is not very organized because the titles are ordered PEARL JAM, SEX PISTOLS, JOY DIVISION. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Holiday Drinking and, Hey, What Else Can I Put On This Christmas Tree?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2010 04:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2431</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[You know what? If I said that really condescendingly it would be a good insult, but if I say it with a smile it sounds like I am about to tell you something, and I am! There is one thing I like to do before I sit down to write blogs. Nope, guess again, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Missed Connections from a Guy Who Doesn’t Understand Missed Connections</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/missed-connections-from-a-guy-who-doesnt-understand-missed-connections</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2409</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Missed Connections are the most desperate, pathetic form of making contact with a potential sexual partner. &#8220;I saw you on the L train last Monday around 10 AM. I know you noticed me too, but I was too shy chickenshit to go up to you and strike up a conversation. So, here I am writing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Follow-up from Beyond the Grave</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-follow-up-from-beyond-the-grave</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-follow-up-from-beyond-the-grave#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 14:31:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello again, Smartass radio&#8217;s Michael Jackson correspondent Megan Riebesell here, just checking in to follow up on the status of our dearly beloved.  As we all could have predicted, not even MJ&#8217;s passage into eternity could ease the controversy that besieged him all his life.  Back here on earth, we are still picking away at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irrefutable Evidence That Time Travel Can’t Exist</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Dec 2010 04:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As much as it pains me to say, time travel is fucking impossible. I came to this conclusion at Roy&#8217;s parents house recently. I realized that if time travel ever existed, it always existed. Trippy, right? Anyway, the thing that made me realize this is that no one has completely dominated music (or really anything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot New Information on Kanye West’s Next Album</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2322</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Well after much debate, I have decided that, ultimately, my posts are better written in regular ink. These past few months, following the advice of friends, I experimented with writing in invisible ink. The obvious benefits being, a) hey, it saves money and 2) it’s easy on the hand. The drawback: eye straining. Hold on, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Damon Fox of Bigelf</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:00:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The self-proclaimed ring leader of Bigelf was kind enough to take some time away from wearing kick ass top hats and channeling the stoned love child of John Lord and Keith Emerson to talk with me at the Philly stop on the Progressive Nation 2009 tour. If you don&#8217;t know who Bigelf are, you need [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Mike Portnoy of Dream Theater</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-mike-portnoy-of-dream-theater</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/interview-mike-portnoy-of-dream-theater#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 04:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently had the opportunity to interview Mike Portnoy at the Progressive Nation 2009 tour stop in Philly. I really don&#8217;t think I need to say much else. I wanted to come up with some clever drum-related way of calling him a legend, but I don&#8217;t think I need to. If they haven&#8217;t already hit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trent Reznor Quit Twitter Sometime Last Month…</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/trent-reznor-quit-twitter-sometime-last-month</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 22:03:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2285</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey kiddies! Uncle Chach-nof-ski has returned! For the record, I&#8217;d like to say that my L.L. Cool J-esque comeback has nothing to do with that terminally ill child who promised to stop writing me three letters a day if I started regular contribution again. I know that after the Michael Jackson/Farrah Fawcett/Cory Lidle thing no [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Indie Kid Acts Like Dick, Punches Horse</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Aug 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s no wonder that everyone is developing more and more negative biases towards twenty-something hipsters. First there is all the exhibit-A photo evidence at “Look At This Fucking Hipster”.  Second, we’ve got all these so called “indie” bands that keep popping up on Jimmy Fallon. Today I watched some band I’ve never heard of called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Five Things About Egyptian History That I Learned From Michael Jackson’s “Remember The Time” Music Video</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently received a letter from DJ that urged me to go check out the video “Remember The Time” by the late-great Michael Jackson. Back in 6th grade I was really into Egypt. I’m not sure why. I guess I just like middle-eastern countries and wonders of the world. So, anyway, as I’m sure you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Counter-culture Old Man With Rickety Voice and Bad Moustache To Re-Record Christmas Classics</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 19:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s a little difficult to think of the holiday season during the hot summer season, but we all know that Christmas will one day come again. Every Christmas without fail a new collection of Christmas songs is released, performed slightly differently then they usually are, but still not as good as they first were. These [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music + Humor = Fun (A SmartassRadio Announcement)</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-humor-fun-a-smartassradio-announcement</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Aug 2009 18:39:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello all: In our efforts to provide an ever-better site for you, the crew here at SAR INC has decided to make another web-page revamp. However, this time the site change isn’t cosmetic, it’s content based. If you are a long time follower you probably remember our first content change. Initially the site was just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartass Radio 52: Nothing but Faith in Nothing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartass-radio-52-nothing-but-faith-in-nothing</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a brief hiatus, we&#8217;re back and better than ever. Here&#8217;s a strong podcast from James and me. I interviewed Cherie Lily (see below), Tayisha Busay, Andrew Strasser and Bad Brilliance at Santos Party House. Then, we covered the news in about two minutes, you get to hear some music from Tomorrow&#8217;s Outlook and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Passion of Nicolas Cage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HEY! Something NEW! Here&#8217;s a guest blog from our very excellent friend Pavel Podolyak. You can check out his rantings about current politics (and now celebrity commentary) at his blog The Pragmatist. Here&#8217;s his take on the career of Nicolas Cage. &#8211; DJ Hollywood has reached a special milestone with the most ridiculous movie of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Orgy of Mourning” As Described by Daniel Joseph Scully</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/orgy-of-mourning-as-described-by-daniel-joseph-scully</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/orgy-of-mourning-as-described-by-daniel-joseph-scully#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 04:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2200</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Many of you may not know this, but I&#8217;m a pretty well-read guy. I&#8217;m not implying I&#8217;ve read any particular library of classic books &#8211; I&#8217;ve made it a point to never read a single Charles Dickens book no matter how many I was assigned throughout high school, I have a particular disdain for Ernest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interview: Andy Cabic of Vetiver</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/interview-andy-cabic-of-vetiver</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 23:04:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2209</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This week we interviewed Vetiver an American folk band led by singer-songwriter Andy Cabic. Vetiver is a great band for the outdoors and I&#8217;ve been listening to their latest release &#8220;Tight Knit&#8221; over and over this summer. For more information on the band (tour dates and all that) check out here and here. Also, here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Michael Jackson: A Retrospective From The Eyes Of A True Believer</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-retrospective-from-the-eyes-of-a-true-believer</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/michael-jackson-a-retrospective-from-the-eyes-of-a-true-believer#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:33:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Meg Reebs</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2190</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone has heard the sad news about Michael Jackson and I like to think that everyone was at least somewhat saddened. I mean if you don&#8217;t like Michael Jackson songs, then what&#8217;s the point? While everyone was upset, some people, some very deeply devoted fans, were nothing short of devastated&#8230;physically , emotionally, spiritually. One of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mario Armando Lavandeira, My Heart Goes Out To You</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/mario-armando-lavandeira-my-heart-goes-out-to-you#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2135</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Most readers are probably expecting me to bash Perez Hilton over the upsetting video he posted in regard to the savage beating he apparently suffered the other night. Well, expect no more! Here it is. For those who aren&#8217;t aware of what happened, here&#8217;s the brave little man explaining the situation in his own words. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Top Three Times That A Member of the Tannen Family Got Covered in Shit</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 05:27:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2121</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Every viewing of the Back to the Future trilogy provides the audience with something new. I don&#8217;t think I need to go into much depth as to why Back to the Future is one of the greatest series of films ever put to the silver screen. The creation of Back to the Future was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Virginian Man Sues Friends, Family and Acquaintances For Making Him Feel Bad In Ground Breaking Case</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/virginian-man-sues-friends-family-and-acquaintances-for-making-him-feel-bad-in-ground-breaking-case#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 04:21:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2100</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Charlottesville, VA: In a ground breaking court case, Virginian resident Todd Sampson took 36 individuals to court under the charge of “making him feel bad.” What’s more surprising: he won. The story began two years ago when Sampson, 47, took the Subway sandwich company to court for “making him feel fat.” Sampson, an avid television [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mastodon’s “Leviathan”: The Perfect Album for the Beach this Summer</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/mastodons-leviathan-the-perfect-album-for-the-beach-this-summer</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Jun 2009 04:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HELLO VIETNAM!!! I hope you all have been enjoying this gorgeous sunny, summer weather. I know that, at least here on Long Island, it is really starting to warm up. Finally that comfortable outdoor weather that everyone longs for all year!! Anyway, if you’re like me, warm weather means it’s beach time!! It’s time to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iran’s Election Was Rigged? Prove It.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/irans-election-was-rigged-prove-it</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 04:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s my understanding that we have a lot of international readers. So for their benefit, I&#8217;ll briefly describe what we in American call an &#8220;election.&#8221; You see, once every few years, when hack comedians run out of bad jokes about our beloved president, another man challenges his throne. Then we watch &#8220;pundits&#8221; bicker about the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 49: Sex, Drugs, Little Boys and Rock n’ Roll</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-49-sex-drugs-little-boys-and-rock-n-roll</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 04:00:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And with the new site, James has finally made his triumphant return! We had a really good time recording this on Wednesday. We covered all the big news and some personal stuff as well. We talked about this asshat, these kinky motherfuckers: and James&#8217; first bachelor party experience among other things. Look out for weekly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“This Court is not aware of, nor has Plaintiff alleged the existence of, any actual fruit referred to as a ‘crunchberry.’”</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/this-court-is-not-aware-of-nor-has-plaintiff-alleged-the-existence-of-any-actual-fruit-referred-to-as-a-crunchberry</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jun 2009 04:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=2008</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone who&#8217;s ever taken a law class of any sort, or who reads Uncle John&#8217;s Bathroom Reader surely knows about the absolutely retarded case brought against McDonald&#8217;s by some old bitch from Albuquerque who didn&#8217;t know not to take the top off her hot coffee between her legs while driving. This dopey broad actually ended [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Electabuzz You Are Such A Lush!</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/electabuzz-you-are-such-a-lush</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/electabuzz-you-are-such-a-lush#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 01:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1952</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello dear readers, I’m so sorry I have been gone so long. I just checked the stats and I have not updated since April 22nd, exactly one month ago. Why have I not updated in such a very long time? Well, there are several reasons, one of which is true: 1) I have been busy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 48: Interview: Tim Millar of Protest the Hero</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-48-interview-tim-millar-of-protest-the-hero#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 17:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1923</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After what felt like three months without a post we&#8217;re back with a killer interview. To celebrate completing school my girl and I went on one of the most metal tears ever. My last day of class was 5/6/09 and I capped it with an extreme performance by GWAR at the Chance in Poughkeepsie then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SmartassRadio 47: Last Live Show on WFNP</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-47-last-live-show-on-wfnp</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/smartassradio-47-last-live-show-on-wfnp#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 22:27:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1919</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hey all, here&#8217;s a bitter-sweet podcast (or &#8220;Bittersuite&#8221; as Motley Crue would have you believe, Nikki Sixx is a god damned poet) &#8211; the recording of my last college radio show. Honestly I think it&#8217;s one of our best ever. Tommi-Grace Melito sat in with us and we had a really good time. Thanks to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Music Is My ___________</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/music-is-my-___________</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/music-is-my-___________#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2009 18:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1910</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, the first African American President of the Harvard Law Review caused quite a stir the other day. What the fuck was this asshat thinking? You don&#8217;t fly a 747 over a city which had its two biggest towers destroyed by passenger planes just seven and a half years ago. Apparently, Air Force One was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>“Sexting Rules” – District Attorney George Skumanick, Jr.</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sexting-rules-district-attorney-george-skumanick-jr</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/sexting-rules-district-attorney-george-skumanick-jr#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 04:00:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1892</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you aren&#8217;t an alarmist FoxNews viewer, you&#8217;re probably not familiar with the term &#8220;sexting.&#8221; Clearly, I am. Sexting is the awful play on words that describes when one individual, by their own choosing, takes a naked picture of themself and sends it to someone else via SMS (Short Message Service). The solution to this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>British Intelligence Thwarted Thanks To Special Agent’s Twitter Account</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/british-intelligence-thwarted-thanks-to-special-agent%e2%80%99s-twitter-account</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/british-intelligence-thwarted-thanks-to-special-agent%e2%80%99s-twitter-account#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1886</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Our friends across the pond, Mother England, have recently sunk into national tormoil after one of Britain’s top intelligence secret agents, James Bond, registered for an account on the popular web page Twitter. Bond, who is also known as Agent 007, claims he joined the site just to, “network and stay up to date on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The Know With Roy: Ospreys</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/in-the-know-with-roy-ospreys</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/in-the-know-with-roy-ospreys#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 16:51:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1879</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Hello everyone. Many people, particularly those who live nearby water, have heard of an animal called the osprey. You may have even been lucky enough to have seen one of these birds of prey in action. Osprey’s are very cool and they are certainly a species that everyone could use more information on. To help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Calling You Out, Toronto</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/im-calling-you-out-toronto#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 16:30:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1867</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I understand some of the people who visit this site don&#8217;t necessarily listen to  the live show, download the podcast, follow us on twitter or know us personally. So, I&#8217;m taking the time to get those people caught up on my latest antagonist act. While using stumbleupon the other day, I came across this obnoxious [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into A Heterosexual Adult Male: A Photo-Journey of My Shockingly Slow Progression Towards Masculinity</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i%e2%80%99m-turning-into-a-heterosexual-adult-male-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-slow-progression-towards-masculinity#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Apr 2009 04:00:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1843</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence finally being associated with me and it’s high time we acknowledge it. I’m finally being accepted as a straight twenty-something guy. In the four years since I’ve left High School, I have  let H&#38;M, my fragile bones and my love for colors allow me to appear like a homosexual. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I’m Turning Into Kid Rock: A Photo-journey of My Shockingly Fast Descent Into Hillbillydom</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-just-realized-im-turning-into-kid-rock-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-fast-descent-into-hillbillydom</link>
		<comments>http://smartassradio.com/i-just-realized-im-turning-into-kid-rock-a-photo-journey-of-my-shockingly-fast-descent-into-hillbillydom#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a ton of evidence stacking up against me and it&#8217;s high time I acknowledge it. I&#8217;m becoming a piece of white trash human garbage. In the four years since I&#8217;ve left High School, I have absolutely let the semi-freedom of college destroy me as a person. While, I&#8217;m very comfortable with the latest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Reviews With Your American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III: The Knowing</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/movie-reviews-with-your-american-hero-peter-paul-marsh-iii-the-knowing</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 04:00:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>American Hero Peter Paul Marsh III</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello internet world, its me, your American Hero with another movie review. This time I’m soder and ready to rip the shizzle out of one of the worst movies of all-time. So hold onto your keyboards as I go off on this terrible movie. So I get to the theatre a little outside San Jose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It’s A Little Outrageous That The Stores Attached To Bowling Alleys Are Called ‘Pro-Shops’</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/it%e2%80%99s-a-little-outrageous-that-the-stores-attached-to-bowling-alleys-are-called-%e2%80%98pro-shops%e2%80%99</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 04:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I passed a bowling alley today and noticed that attached to the building was a very interesting looking store. It was called the “Pro Shop.” Now, I consider myself to be a pro in most aspects of life so, naturally, I walked inside to see what was the dealio (pro-talk for ‘situation’). Much to my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sweat Lodge:  A Review</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/sweat-lodge-a-review</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past weekend my good friend Luke sent me a wake up call, asking if I would like to go with him to a sweet lodge. I thought to myself, “Yikes, this is going to severely interfere with my Saturday afternoon calisthenics routine down by the sound,” but then I thought “Aw heck, I’ll go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snood: Tetris for Retards</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://smartassradio.com/?p=1717</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re my age or a little older you know that Snood is a knockoff of the classic Bubble Bobble derivative, Bust-a-Move. However, when the great Snood boom of 1996 hit the Internet a with a viral force researchers compare to that of Elf Bowling and Hampster Dance combined. (While I&#8217;m on the subject, why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Could Totally Run Harley Davidson&#8217;s Print Ad Campaign</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/i-could-run-harley-davidsons-ad-campaign</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:00:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>DJ</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following ad was a response to this New York Times article about the company&#8217;s financial situation: Roy and I have put together three more ads to go with this campaign. Some of our best work. [ad]]]></description>
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		<title>A Letter To Billy Corgan</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/a-letter-to-billy-corgan</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:00:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Billy Corgan, Let me just start by saying that bald is (and has always been) the new pony tail. It’s a killer look, especially for you. So I hear you’re looking for a new drummer. Must be tough! Well how about some good news Mr. Melancholy? I’m not going to ask you to step [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chirpper: The New Organic Alternative To Twitter</title>
		<link>http://smartassradio.com/chirpper-the-new-organic-alternative-to-twitter</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Apr 2009 04:00:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently the world has become all a twitter over the latest internet social-networking site to wow the web. I am of course talking about the Netscape Forum Center Twitter. I’m sure most of you are familiar with the site, you may even be members. If you are a member I would encourage you to follow [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Reasons Madonna Should Adopt Me Over A Kid From Malawi</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 04:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chachi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Madonna is planning to adopt another kid from Malawi. Unbelievable! If anyone needs a little TLC it’s Uncle Chachi. I mean Christ, it’s not like these kids are dodging bullets or eating out of dumpsters on a daily basis. If I have my facts straight, their whole life is one huge game of intramural [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, I’m Sorry, But You Are No Longer The Best Looking Couple In The World</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Mar 2009 04:00:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought Kim Kardashian was just a gorgeous, mindless, single slut- but I was totally wrong: she is not single. Apparently, she has been dating Reggie Bush, who was also, apparently, carved from ivory ebony. For the past few years I thought Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were the best looking couple possible. WRONG. Take [...]]]></description>
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